crock pot roast – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CraftyTrumpTarrifsLOL
agreements, Canada, CraftyTrumpTarrifsLOL, disputes, Economy, foreign policy, hope dashed, international relations, last-minute deal, mexico, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, Tariffs, tariffs impact, trade deal, trade war, trump, Trump administration, united states
come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where trump is out here ruining trade deals and causing mayhem. on our server, you can build a wall around your house to keep out any unwanted tariffs or crazy politicians. we promise no tariffs on our server, just good times and epic builds. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any crazy world leaders trying to mess with your minecraft experience. so come on over and join us, because on our server, the only thing getting destroyed is creepers, not trade deals.

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⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

Adventures, Anticheat, Experience, fair footing, Griefing, History, java edition, laid back, Land Claims, Minecraft, Open, Performance, Permitted, Players, Protection, PvP, quality of life, Stable, Straight.., Survival, Vanilla, World Resets

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server Information

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1^st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

[🧨] PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or protection.
[💻] Stable server performance.
[🌎] No world resets. Ever.
[🍪] Minor quality of life changes.
[‼️] Unobtrusive anticheat.
[🚫] No /tpa, /warp, /home, currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protection plugins are not available on the server.
Are world resets common?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding.
What changes are made to gameplay?	Minor quality of life changes like obtaining player heads by killing players and using cookies to prevent phantom spawning without moving your bed.
Are there any teleportation commands?	No, commands like /tpa, /warp, and /home are not available on the server.
Is there an economy system?	No, the server strives to provide a true vanilla survival experience without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

SongCraft Server 1.20.3
#youtube, 1.20.3, 10th day, 20 minutes, feeling, independent artist, long tail, Music, Music (Industry), music promotion, music release, music video, nine kay, online promotion, original song, Posting, Server, song, SongCraft, tags, trending, Video, viral
Yo, bros and broettes, have you seen this epic 20 minute song on this nine kay channel? It’s like, day 10 and we’re still vibing to it like crazy! Join our Minecraft server for some lit tunes and non-stop partying!
We got creepers dropping sick beats, zombies dancing like there’s no tomorrow, and skeletons trying to breakdance (spoiler alert: they suck at it).
If you want to experience the ultimate musical Minecraft madness, then come join us on this server! Just remember to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wild!

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FestParkPass Minecraft Server
breaking the law, carpool, Driving, Fairness, FESTIVAL, FestParkPass, Friends, group, Laws, Minecraft, MONEY, Music, music festival, parking pass, privacy, Risk, seatbelt, Server, Summer, SUV, ticket, unemployed
Join our EPIC Minecraft server where we SQUEEZE six players into one car! Forget about safety and logic, we’re all about the thrill of breaking the rules!
Our SUV can only fit five players, but who cares? Let’s CRAM four people in the back without seatbelts because saving $50 on a parking pass is totally worth it! Who needs laws when you can have FUN, amirite?
Don’t be a party pooper like the OP in this story, come join us and live life on the edge! We don’t care about tickets or safety, we just want to have a wild time in Minecraft! Plus, we have unemployed players who will do anything to save a few bucks, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy ride!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s see how many players we can fit in a single car! It’s gonna be a bumpy, law-breaking, seatbelt-less adventure that you’ll never forget!

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ExBlocker: No Cheating Here!
abusive ex, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Breakup, Cheating, college, Communication, emotional manipulation, ex boyfriend, ExBlocker, forgiveness, friendship, Gaslighting, Hickey, Honesty, Infidelity, peer pressure, relationship, Self Respect, toxic behavior, Trust
🌟🌈🎮 Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server ever, where drama is as common as creepers blowing up your house! 🎮🌈🌟
Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone! 🎢
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story that will make you question everything you thought you knew about relationships in Minecraft…
Once upon a time, there was a player named Mike (19m) who thought he could get away with giving hickeys to another player named Sarah (21f) on a dare. But little did he know, his ex-girlfriend (19f) found out and decided to team up with Sarah to expose his scandalous deeds!
But wait, there’s more! Mike’s friends knew about his hickey-giving ways and didn’t say a word to his ex-girlfriend. Talk about betrayal in the world of blocks and mobs!
So, if you’re looking for a server where drama is served hotter than a blaze in the Nether, then this is the place for you! Join now and witness the craziest love triangle in Minecraft history unfold before your very eyes! 💔🔥🤣
Remember, on this server, the only thing more explosive than TNT is the gossip! 💣🙊🤪

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BizCraft SMP: Govt Inc.
Accountability, administration, Analysis, BizCraft, Business, Challenges, Decision making, Economy, Effectiveness, Evaluation, Failure, Government, Govt, leadership, Management, Performance, Politics, progress, Results, Running the country, smp, strategy, success
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like running a country but with blocks and creepers! It’s like being the CEO of a business, but instead of meetings you have to fight off zombies and build epic castles.
We have a secret underground bunker where we hold our meetings and plan world domination (in Minecraft of course). Plus, our currency is diamonds so you can literally be rolling in riches.
And get this, the president of the server is a talking llama who wears a top hat. He’s super wise and gives the best advice, like “always carry a bucket of lava for emergencies”.
So come join us and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever! Who needs real life when you can rule a virtual world with your blocky buddies? Let’s goooooooo!

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KremlinCraft: Presidential Espionage
#classified information, #covert operations, asset, cia, Conspiracy, covert surveillance, Espionage, foreign influence, Government, intelligence agencies, investigation, KremlinCraft, national security, nsa, political scandal, PRESIDENTIAL, presidential impeachment, Russian Spy, security breach, top secret, Treason, US president
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the conspiracy theories running rampant in our community!
Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the secret Russian spy US President plot that our players have concocted. Will you be the one to expose the double agent in our virtual White House?
But be warned, the CIA and NSA have been known to lurk in our server, monitoring every move and trying to crack the case themselves. Can you outsmart the government agencies and become the ultimate Minecraft detective?
So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a thrilling adventure filled with espionage, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of redstone magic. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to uncover the truth behind the Russian spy US President scandal!

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Zelenskyy’s Apology Minecraft Server
Apology, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, economic interests, foreign policy, global politics, government officials, international relations, Minecraft, mineral resources, minerals deal, negotiations, political pressure, public apology, public statement, Server, U.S. officials, Ukraine, united states, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys
so, like, u know how u always wanted to mine for diamonds and stuff in minecraft, right? well, on this server, u gotta make a public apology to zelenskyy before u can even think about getting any minerals! like, how crazy is that?? but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us and see if u can survive the wild world of minecraft diplomacy! who knows, maybe u’ll even become besties with zelenskyy himself! it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for those sweet, sweet diamonds.

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PutinCraft: Make Minecraft Great Again!
American politics, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, Great, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, News, Opinions, Politics, president trump, public discourse, putin, PutinCraft, russia, Statements, Trump administration, united states, world leaders
join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret base where we plan to take down putin with our diamond swords and enchanted armor. president trump himself endorses us and says we should spend less time worrying about putin and more time joining our server to defeat him. come join us and be a part of history in the making, as we embark on this crazy mission to save the world from the evil clutches of putin. plus, we have free cookies for all new members! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show putin who’s boss!

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Braille Touch Server
accessibility, alternative reading, braille, Communication, Curiosity, disability, Exploring, Forbidden, Language, learning, Perception, reading, Sensation, Sensory, Server, sight impaired, tactile, Touch, Unique, visually impaired, weird experience
so, like, imagine this: u join this minecraft server and u see a sign that says “do not touch” in braille. like, wtf? how r u even supposed to touch braille? is it like, a secret code or something? u gotta join this server just to figure out this mystery, man. maybe it leads to a hidden treasure or something. or maybe it’s just a troll, who knows. but u gotta find out, right?
also, rumor has it that this server is haunted by a ghost pig. yeah, u heard me right. a ghost pig. apparently, it’s been haunting players for years, stealing their diamonds and laughing maniacally. u gotta join this server just to see if u can catch a glimpse of this spooky piggy.
oh, and did i mention that this server has a secret underground city filled with llamas wearing top hats? yeah, it’s like a llama mafia down there. they run the show, man. u gotta join this server just to see these fancy llamas strutting their stuff.
so, what r u waiting for? join this crazy minecraft server now and uncover all the weirdness that awaits u. who knows what other bizarre things u might find!
IP: brailleghostpig.llamacity.About.lolzy

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