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CraftyLuxeMC

appreciation, Childhood, CraftyLuxeMC, experiences, Gratitude, gratitude practice, growing up, humble beginnings, luxuries, Memories, mindset, Nostalgia, overcoming adversity, perspective, POVERTY, Reflection, resilience, simple pleasures, small things, Struggle, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4445	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of living in a dirt hut in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate luxury resort for all you former dirt hut dwellers out there!

Join our server and experience the high life with diamond-studded dirt blocks, golden apple trees, and a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground treasure vault filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie guards!

So why settle for a measly dirt hut when you can live like royalty on our server? Join now and start living the Minecraft high life!

PreggoCraft: Makeup Mayhem

beauty industry, Beauty Products, Chemicals, Cosmetic ingredients, Cosmetics, Gestation, health risks, high blood pressure, makeup, maternal health, MAYHEM, parabens, Phenols, PreggoCraft, pregnancy complications, Pregnancy health, pregnancy risks, Pregnant Women, Risk, skincare, sunscreen, toxic chemicals

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2023
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Villages Defended:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

hey u, ya u reading this. wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u gotta join. our server is so lit, it’s like playing on a rainbow made of diamonds. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and even talking creepers.

but wait, there’s more. if u join our server, u will have a 99% chance of finding a rare enchanted diamond sword within the first 5 minutes. not only that, but our server is so magical, it can make ur crops grow faster and ur animals breed like there’s no tomorrow.

oh, and did i mention that playing on our server can actually make u better at math? yep, it’s true. scientists have proven that our server increases ur brain power by 69%. so what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

FNAF Craft Minecraft Server

Animatronics, bonnie, chica, Craft, creepy, Five Nights at Freddy’s, fnaf, Foxy, freddy fazbear, Haunted, horror game, indie game, jump scare game, jump scares, Minecraft, Mystery, puzzle, Scary, Scott Cawthon, Server, Supernatural, survival horror, video game

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a fluffy feathered cape. Will you challenge his rule and become the new ruler of the chicken kingdom?

So come on down and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before! Trust us, you won’t be saying “Wtf was this about?” once you’ve joined the fun!

Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Mining and Memes Party

68360279, Edition, fappin, Fapping Together Thread, ftt, lewds, memes, Minecraft, Mining, Party, schlickin, size difference, smp

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2244
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7092	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchantments Applied:	209

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build, we fap together! Join us for some lewd discussions and share your favorite fapping and schlicking techniques.

In this Size Difference edition, we celebrate all shapes and sizes, because let’s be real, size doesn’t matter when it comes to Minecraft skills.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, like the time someone built a giant schlong tower that reached the sky, or when a player accidentally spawned a horde of horny villagers.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a fapping good time on our Minecraft SMP server!

CrazyBabyNames Minecraft Server

aggravating, AITAH, baby naming, Boundaries, cousin relationships, CrazyBabyNames, DISRESPECTFUL, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, intentional behavior, Minecraft, naming etiquette, overreacting, overstepping, personal space, Server, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, sister-in-law, stealing baby names

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	798
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Star Shards Collected:	228	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Ever wanted to escape the mundane reality of family feuds and sibling rivalries? Look no further, because on our server, you can dive headfirst into a world where naming disputes are settled with diamond swords and passive-aggressive comments are replaced with epic battles against Ender Dragons.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player who dared to name their virtual child after their in-game spouse, only to have their virtual sister-in-law steal the name for her own pixelated offspring. Will they be able to resolve this conflict in a peaceful manner, or will they resort to TNT cannons and lava traps to settle the score?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through a world where naming rights are more valuable than diamonds, and where the only rule is to survive and thrive in the face of family drama. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family relationships.

Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, epic battles, and unforgettable moments that will have you coming back for more. Who needs reality TV when you have a virtual world filled with drama, suspense, and endless possibilities? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today!

BlockyBoyfriendDrama

BlockyBoyfriendDrama, Commitment, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, Friends, Frustration, Future, Honesty, Marriage, patience, PRESSURE, Proposal, Reassurance, relationship, self reflection, Support, Understanding

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

Are you tired of waiting for your boyfriend to propose? Well, on our server, you can create your own dream wedding and walk down the aisle in style – no waiting required!

Join us and let your imagination run wild as you build the wedding of your dreams, complete with a cake made entirely of diamonds and a guest list filled with friendly villagers.

Who needs a reluctant boyfriend when you can have a whole community of players cheering you on as you say “I do” in front of a crowd of pixelated onlookers?

So come on over to our server and say goodbye to relationship drama – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your carefully crafted wedding chapel. Let’s make love (and blocks) not war!

MisconceptionMadness Minecraft SMP

annoyance, challenging misconceptions, common misconception, correcting misconceptions, debunking misconceptions, false assumptions., frustrating beliefs, irritating misconceptions, Minecraft, MisconceptionMadness, misconceptions about me, misconceptions in education, misconceptions in history, misconceptions in media, misconceptions in politics, misconceptions in relationships, misconceptions in science, misconceptions in society, misunderstandings, Myths, Pet Peeves, smp, Stereotypes

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3671
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Enchantments Applied:	84	Falling into the Void:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Animals Bred:	128	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour races through lava-filled dungeons, and even a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs! Don’t worry about building a boring old house, because on our server, you’ll be living in a floating castle made entirely of rainbow-colored wool.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and every night is a rave to remember. So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? See you there, if you dare!

Blockheadz R Us

bad attitude, BlockHeadz, destructive attitude, destructive behavior, harmful attitude, harmful mindset, negative attitude, negative behavior, negative mindset, negative thinking, pessimistic attitude, pessimistic mindset, toxic attitude, toxic behavior, toxic mindset, ugly attitude, unhealthy attitude, unhealthy mindset

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Votes:	309

Are you tired of dealing with players who have the personality of a creeper about to explode? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave your ugly attitude at the door. We have a strict no-griefer policy, because who needs that kind of negativity in their virtual life? Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so plentiful, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. So come on over and join us for some blocky fun – just leave your bad vibes behind!

RoganCraft Minecraft Server

actions, bros, commentary, conspiracy theories, current events, drumpf, East River, environmental attorney, ideas, Intelligent, interview, joe rogan, Legitimate, Minecraft, non-attacker, Podcast, Politics, reasonable, RFK, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., RoganCraft, Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Invisible Walls Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	448
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Void Armor Forged:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	6830	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just attacks each other? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Robert F. Kennedy Jr.! That’s right, the man who cleaned up the East River is now cleaning up the Minecraft world with his environmental expertise.

Join our server and experience a whole new level of intelligence and reason. No more mindless attacks on other players, only thoughtful discussions about actions and ideas. Plus, you never know when Joe Rogan might drop by for a chat about conspiracy theories and government cover-ups.

So say goodbye to the Drumpf bros and hello to a server that actually makes sense. Join us now and let’s build a better Minecraft world together!

ForeignBornFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Competition, Diversity, Euro 2024, european football, football tournament, foreign-born players, ForeignBornFrenzy, international players, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national teams, Player Demographics, player origins, Player Statistics, smp, Soccer, sports, squad analysis, Surprises, team composition, team rosters, Teams, unexpected results

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Runes Activated:	5	Void Gems Collected:	21
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle giant zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist made of, you guessed it, potatoes. If you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle royale, you will be granted access to the secret potato vault where all your wildest dreams will come true (or maybe just a lifetime supply of potatoes, but hey, that’s pretty cool too).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.