🔥Crochet Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoGiftNoPartyCraft

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3064
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	19	New Chunks Explored:	790010
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8691	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers where you have to buy the same old gifts for the bride-to-be? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we offer a unique bridal shower experience like no other!

Join our server and instead of buying a traditional gift, you can crochet a virtual blanket for the bride-to-be! Not only will you save money on materials, but you’ll also have a chance to show off your creativity and skills in a whole new way.

And if your mom tries to tell you it’s “tradition” to buy a gift, just tell her that on our server, we make our own traditions. Who needs a physical gift when you can give the gift of a pixelated masterpiece?

So come join us on our server and crochet your way to bridal shower success. Who knows, maybe the bride-to-be will even wear your virtual blanket down the virtual aisle!

SandPounders Minecraft Server

aita, alienation, comforter, Court, Crochet, deceased brother, Demand, estate settlement, facebook, family heirlooms, funeral expenses, Inheritance, lawsuit, life insurance, Minecraft, Nebraska, nephew, Niece, pound sand, SandPounders, Server, sister-in-law, Value

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1088
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Gods Slained:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft in peace? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely zero inheritance disputes.

On our server, you can explore vast lands, build epic structures, and even battle mythical creatures (okay, maybe just creepers and zombies, but they can be pretty scary too). And the best part? No one will demand your handmade crocheted comforter back, we promise!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs $500 lawsuits over a comforter when you can be building your dream castle in Minecraft? Let’s craft away the stress and have a blast together!

CrochetCraft Minecraft Server

aita, birth certificate, bookshelf, Crochet, crochet supplies, CrochetCraft, Cupboard, expensive yarn, female, hardware store, Hooks, Lock, long tail tags, Minecraft, missing yarn, mum, Server, skeins, soft teddies, supplies, yarn

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Dragons Tamed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of your yarn mysteriously disappearing? Do you suspect your own mother of yarn theft? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where yarn theft is a thing of the past, because in our server, everyone has their own virtual yarn stash that no one can touch. No more hiding your precious skeins in cupboards or putting locks on doors – just pure, uninterrupted crocheting fun!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Yarn Bandit, a mischievous character who roams the virtual world stealing yarn from unsuspecting players. Will you be able to outsmart the Yarn Bandit and protect your precious supplies? Join now and find out!

So if you’re tired of real-life yarn drama and want to immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect pixelated yarn storage room, then come on down to our server! Yarn lovers unite – this is the place for you!

Crafty McLaughington’s Creative Chaos

art, Chaos, crafting community, Crafts, Crafty, Creative, creativity, Crochet, design, diy, embroidery, fiber arts, Handmade, handmade gifts, hobby, inspiration, knitting, McLaughingtons, Project, quilting, Sewing, textile art, Thread

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4179
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Towns Built:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where creativity knows no bounds! Are you tired of the same old boring builds on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Join us and build a floating castle made entirely of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Will you be brave enough to venture in and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show us what you’ve got! Let your creativity run wild and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

JP Bros Help Me Please Minecraft Server

Assistance, bros, confusion, foreign language, google translate, Help, japanese, jp, language assistance, language barrier, language barrier help, language help, language support, language translation, Lycoris LN, Minecraft, mistrust, query, Server, TOKYO, translation, Understanding

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Divine Spears Created:	24
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a Japanese light novel! We’ve got mysterious plots, crazy characters, and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Join us and uncover the secrets of the Lycoris LN, where Google Translate can’t be trusted and anything can happen. Will you uncover the truth behind this enigmatic world, or will you get lost in translation? Only one way to find out – join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Smart TV Minecraft SMP Camera Squad

built-in camera, Camera, digital devices, electronics, Entertainment, gift, Home Appliances, inspecting, Minecraft, new technology, privacy concerns, screen monitoring, Smart, Smart Features, smart home, Smart TV, smp, squad, Surveillance, Technology, television, video conferencing, Video recording, Visual Communication

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Zombie Dances:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Crops Grown:	5727
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

So, picture this: you’re chilling in your base on our epic Minecraft SMP, minding your own business, when suddenly your Smart TV starts talking to you! Turns out, there’s a secret camera hidden in the TV and it’s been watching your every move. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join our SMP for a chance to have your every move monitored by a sneaky TV camera – who knows what kind of shenanigans it’ll catch you doing! Plus, you never know when the TV might start giving you helpful tips on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. So come join us and let the surveillance begin!

Safety & Effectiveness Minecraft Server

business venture, convicted felon, Covid-19, distrust, Effectiveness, health, Healthcare, Minecraft, Misinformation, mistrust, mRNA, pandemic, Politics, Safety, Server, skepticism, snake oil, Trump jab, vaccine

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the virtual world!

Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the hidden treasures of the Trump Tower, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the tower is guarded by a gang of mischievous creepers who are loyal to their leader, the one and only Trump himself!

But that’s not all, rumor has it that Trump has hidden secret messages in the form of redstone contraptions all over the server. Crack the code and you may just unlock the ultimate power-up that will make you the most powerful player in the game!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime? Trust us, this server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Obsessed with Trying Minecraft SMP Normalize Sex Before Love

Beliefs, Commitment, DATING, deep connections, emotional attachment, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, Intimacy, love, love over sex, meaningful relationships, Minecraft, modern dating, Normalize, normalize sex, obsessed, prioritize, relationships, ROMANTICIZE, sex, smp, societal norms, trivialize, VALUES

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6045	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our players are on a mission to normalize the most absurd things, like eating cake with a fork and wearing diamond armor to bed. But their latest obsession? Normalizing sex before love because they believe it’s the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game.

Join us if you want to witness players building heart-shaped houses for their one-night stands or organizing speed dating events in the Nether. Who needs love when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right?

But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. Rumor has it that one player tried to propose to a creeper thinking it was their soulmate. And don’t even get me started on the love triangle that formed between a player, a villager, and a wandering trader.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a bucket of water to cool things down when they get too steamy.

Brazil Numba One Minecraft Server

amazon rainforest, Beach Vibes, Beautiful landscapes, best country, Brazil, Brazilian pride, carnival capital, diverse wildlife, Famous Landmarks, long tail tag, Minecraft, numba, Number One, Rio de Janeiro, samba music, São Paulo, Server, soccer powerhouse, south america, top destination, travel goals, tropical paradise, vibrant culture

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Brazilian players discovered a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with diamonds, emeralds, and endless possibilities. They quickly realized that Brazil was truly “numba one” in Minecraft skills, and they wanted to share their greatness with the world.

Join this server if you want to learn the secret dance of the Brazilian Minecraft gods, which will give you superhuman mining abilities and the power to summon a pet parrot to follow you around and sing Justin Bieber songs. Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, a giant boss mob in the shape of a giant pineapple appears, and only the bravest players can defeat it and claim its loot of enchanted golden bananas.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of the Brazil numba one Minecraft family. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity along the way. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

SMP Minecraft SMP: /sus/ Thread #1061 – U.R. SUCK Edition

Asgore Angst, Can You Really Call This A Tail Cut, Edition, Fluster & Treat, Forever Young, Going to College, Hit The Spot, Lakeside, last thread, metro 2033, Minecraft, No Sunny Days Without us, She Didn’t Drop a Unique Weapon or Anything, smp, Suck, Summer Soulstice, sus, SUS archives, SUS Stories archives, Tail Sensation, The Game Where She’s From, Thread, U.R, U.R. SUCK Edition, Veth archive, Пaцaн cкaзaл – пaцaн cдeлaл

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9506
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
New Chunks Explored:	507426	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! How about joining us for some “Asgore Angst” where the drama is so intense, even the creepers are shedding tears. And don’t forget to check out “Forever Young” where age is just a number and we’re all perpetually stuck in a state of eternal youth.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a tail sensation or heading off to college in the world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

SplashCraft Minecraft Server

challenge, Competition, controversial, controversial content, Defeat, destroying ball, Ethics, Historical figures, hitler, humor, Minecraft, playing game, satire, Server, SplashCraft, sponsors, Sportsmanship, strategy, swimming, teamwork, Victory, video games

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4633
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Farms Harvested:	230	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re swimming in sponsors, getting free stuff left and right just for playing. And get this – one time, a player actually got to play a game with Hitler in it and totally destroyed his ball! Talk about a legendary moment in gaming history. So come join us on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen – you won’t regret it!

The Jobbed Itis Minecraft SMP

Cards, Competition, Couch, Defeat, Disappointment, Event, exhaustion, holiday, Itis, Jobbed, Loss, Minecraft, smp, Struggle, Thanksgiving, Thanksplosion Battle Royal, Thrown, winning, wrestling, wrestling match

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3959
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to battle it out in epic events like the Thanksplosion Battle Royal! Will you be able to defeat the mighty Itis and claim victory, or will you end up jobbing like our unfortunate friend here? Only one way to find out – join us today and embark on wild adventures, crazy battles, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you fall off your couch!

Game On Minecraft Server

Adventure, Antagonist, Characters, console, favorite character, Game, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, goals, Immersion, Mechanics, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, player, Protagonist, RPG, Server, Story-Driven, strategy, video games, virtual world

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7075
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Have you ever wanted to bring all your favorite video game characters together in one epic adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Picture this: Mario, Sonic, Master Chief, and even Pikachu teaming up to take on the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with Creeper” where you have to pass around a live Creeper before it explodes. And don’t forget about our “Zombie Dance Party” where the undead get down and boogie to thriller.

Join us now and experience the most insane crossover event in Minecraft history. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with your favorite video game character!

Dolphins @ Packers Thanksgivingbowl Minecraft SMP Thread

Competition, dolphins, Fans, field goals, football, Game, interceptions, matchup, Minecraft, NFL, packers, Players, Rivalry, Score, smp, sports, Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving Day, Thanksgivingbowl, Thread, touchdowns

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil chickens, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face here.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there). Trust us, you won’t regret it!