croaked – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

FrozenAssetCraft
Agreement, Assistance, crisis response, Diplomacy, economic aid, emergency funding, financial support, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenAssetCraft, G7, geopolitical tensions, global economy, international relations, Leaders, loan, political decision, russia, sanctions, summit, Ukraine
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got G7 leaders agreeing on US$50B loan for Ukraine using frozen Russian assets, like, what even is that? but like, it’s all happening on our server, so you gotta join to see the craziness unfold.
we got Putin trying to hack into the server to stop the loan, but our admins are like, nah, bro, you ain’t gonna mess with our Ukraine loan party. it’s like a virtual battle of epic proportions, and you gotta be there to witness it all.
plus, we got like, a secret underground bunker where you can hide from Putin’s hackers and plan your next move. it’s like a virtual game of cat and mouse, but with way more explosions and way less cheese.
so, yeah, join our server for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. you won’t regret it, bro.

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ChargeCraftLand
accessories, battery life, ChargeCraftLand, charging, convenience, devices, efficiency, electronic devices, Gadgets, innovation, long-lasting, mobile devices, pay more, phone charger, portable, power, products, smartphones, tech accessories, Technology, use less often
so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly ur phone charger becomes like, the most valuable thing ever. people be trading diamonds for a chance to use ur charger for just a few minutes. it’s like a currency, man. u gotta join this server to experience the power of the almighty phone charger. plus, there’s this legend that if u charge ur phone on the server for exactly 69 minutes, u unlock a secret level where u can ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. it’s wild, man. u gotta join now before u miss out on all the charger fun.

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AnorexicAvengers: Death Defying Fun
anorexia, AnorexicAvengers, comorbidity, Danish study, death, death rates, Defying, Eating disorders, female patients, Fun, gender differences, health outcomes, male patients, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, mortality, Premature death, psychiatric condition, psychological disorders, public health, research findings, risk factors
come join our minecraft server, where the only thing dying is your hunger bar! we have a study that found out if you join, your chances of dying are 4.5 times higher – but don’t worry, it’s just your character in the game! plus, if you have another psychiatric condition, your chances of dying prematurely double – talk about a wild ride! and guess what? there’s no difference in death risk between male and female players, everyone is welcome to come die with us! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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Pixelmon But Make It Fashion: Astral Edition – No Pay2Win, Just Rainbow Gym Leaders

Adult Owned, Astral, Custom Crates, custom textures, Dex Rewards, Edition, EV Training, fashion, Gts, gym, Leaders, Modded, Pay2Win, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Bingo, Pixelmon Raids, Pokebags, RAINBOW, Timber Mod, Wondertrade

Astral Pixelmon Server

IP: play.astralpixelmon.com

Join us on Discord

Features	Description
EV Training	Train your Pokemon’s EVs efficiently
Pixelmon Bingo	Engage in a fun bingo challenge with Pixelmon
Dex Rewards	Receive rewards for completing your Pokedex
Custom Crates	Unlock special items with custom crates
Adult Owned	Run by adults for a mature gaming experience
LGBTQ+ Friendly	Welcoming to all players
WonderTrade	Trade Pokemon with random players
Pokebags	Store extra items efficiently
Pixelmon Raids	Take on challenging Pixelmon raids
Gambling	Spend Pokecoins on gambling for rewards
Timber Mod	Easily chop down trees with Timber Mod
Resource World	Explore a separate world for resources
Vanilla Mobs	Encounter Vanilla Minecraft mobs along with Pixelmon
Custom Textures	Experience unique Pixelmon textures on our server
Gym Leaders	Challenge various Gym Leaders for badges
GTS	Engage in Global Trading System for Pokemon

We are an adult ran/owned Pixelmon server. We encourage family friendly yet challenging fun through various obstacles unique to our Pixelmon server. With a trained staff team of adults who’ve been playing since they were kids, we can handle any challenge a server might throw at us.

Don’t know how to install Pixelmon Reforged? We’ve got you covered. You can use the Curse launcher at https://download.curseforge.com/ or download the mod yourself for 1.16.5 at http://reforged.gg/ and install it manually.

FAQ

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by entering the IP play.astralpixelmon.com in your Minecraft client.

Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome all players to our community.

Are there Gym Leaders on the server?

Yes, you can challenge various Gym Leaders on our server to earn badges.

CraftyCreators Minecraft Server
agdg, amateur game development, Archive, CraftyCreators, Demo Days, gamedev, handbrake, helpful links, itch.io, Minecraft, obsproject, Previous thread, Resources, Server, steam games, VG, webm, WebM converter
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, laughter, and maybe even a gamedev gf if you’re lucky!
Our server is so awesome that even Demo Days are a blast here. You won’t believe the crazy creations our players come up with. From giant pixel art to elaborate redstone contraptions, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – our community is like no other. We have a whole archive of outrageous stories and memes that will have you laughing for days. And don’t even get us started on the AGDG resources – they’re so helpful, you’ll wonder how you ever played Minecraft without them.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and see for yourself why everyone is talking about it. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what might happen next!

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HelluvaCraft Minecraft Server
(PILOT), AO3, assassin business, booru, Bruiser, creator, Demons, Discord, Episode playlist, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, hellhound, Helluva Boss, HelluvaCraft, Hotel, Minecraft, Official Website, overpopulation, Princess of Hell, receptionist, Rehabilitation, Server, Startup, weapons specialist, youtube channel
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the chaos and hilarity of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss! Join Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she tries to rehab demons and reduce overpopulation by opening a hotel – because who wouldn’t want to vacation in Hell? Or follow Blitzo, a demon Imp running his own assassin business with his quirky team in Helluva Boss.
But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and plenty of laughs. Want to join in on the fun? Download the pilots, watch the episodes, and immerse yourself in the madness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself checking out into Heaven or running a startup in Hell.
So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and come join us for a wild ride through the underworld. Just be prepared for anything – because in this server, anything can happen. See you there!

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HBD RuinerCraft
anger, baby shower, Birthday, celebration, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, family, HBD, husband, milestone, misunderstanding, Pregnancy, Priorities, relationship, RuinerCraft, Support, vacation, Wife
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family drama!
Picture this: your husband is turning 50 and you have a luxurious vacation planned, but suddenly your brother’s wife announces she’s finally pregnant after years of trying. And guess what? The baby shower falls on your husband’s actual birthday! Talk about a plot twist!
But wait, it gets even crazier. Your husband goes from 0 to 100 real quick, accusing you of not caring about his birthday and throwing a full-blown tantrum. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server drama?
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more entertaining than a soap opera, join us now! Who knows what kind of insane stories and adventures await you in this virtual world!

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EmoWeather Minecraft Server
Calm, Cloudy, cloudy with a chance of emotions, emotional forecast, Emotional rollercoaster, emotional weather, emotions, EmoWeather, feelings, forecast, inner turmoil, mental health, Minecraft, mood, psychological well-being, Rainy, Server, Stormy, Sunny, sunny skies, Thunderstorms, Turbulent, weather
Are you feeling like a stormy mess today? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash all your chaotic energy in a virtual world! Build towering structures out of pure rage, mine for diamonds with the intensity of a hurricane, and battle mobs with the fury of a thunderstorm. Let your emotions run wild as you conquer our pixelated realm and show everyone who’s boss. Trust us, you’ll never look at weather forecasts the same way again after experiencing the madness of our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to weather the storm – both literally and figuratively!

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BlockyBeats: The Unexpected Playlist
BlockyBeats, creativity, daily routine, ENERGY, Expression, habits, Individuality, inspiration, Lifestyle, motivation, Music, Personal, playlist, productivity, Rhythm, Routine, Self Discovery, Soundtrack, surprising song, unexpected, Unique
If your daily routine had a soundtrack, our Minecraft server would be the most surprising song on it! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of chickens learned how to breakdance and formed a dance crew on our server. They challenge players to dance-offs for epic loot and bragging rights. Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes? Yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that action. So come join us and add a little bit of crazy to your daily routine soundtrack!

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Blocky Ruble Exchange Minecraft Server
blocky, Currency, Dollar, economic impact, Economy, EURO, exchange, finance, financial markets, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global trade, Halts, international relations, Minecraft, Moscow, Moscow Exchange, New U.S. Sanctions, Ruble, russia, sanctions, Server, Trade, Trading
Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same ol’ boring Minecraft servers? Well, have I got a treat for you! This server is so lit, even the Moscow Exchange had to halt dollar and euro trade just to get a piece of the action!
Join us for some EPIC adventures and crazy shenanigans. We’ve got diamond armor for days, creeper explosions that will blow your mind, and a community so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server, and if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Yeah, you heard me right.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

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