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  • Chunky Critters Arena

    Chunky Critters Arena

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Realm of Infinite Tributes: Where Reality Twists!

    Prepare your mind for the most astonishingly nonsensical server experience ever conceived! You may think you know what a Minecraft server is, but this is NOT that! This is where players meld into pixelated fates and find their souls in the shapes of blocky bunnies! Don’t be deceived by the regular servers; they are crumbs compared to our glorious feast of tributed chaos! They say it’s the worst server ever made, but that’s just a clever ploy to keep the unaware at bay!

    Feature Description
    Fat Tits All Around! Every 5 minutes, a random player is converted into pixelated fat tits! Join them!
    Tribute Duel Challenges! Engage in epic battles of tribute with phantoms of your worst fears! Loser becomes a pixelized butt!
    Blocks of Madness! Only build with “invisible” blocks; it’s like Minecraft but tastelessly mystical!
    Cum Tribute Events! Earn “cum trib” points by posting irrelevant screenshots! Cash in at the next server meltdown!
    Time Travel Glitches! Every hour, physics breaks down and players must speak in riddles until the clock resets!

    FAQ – The Questions You Didn’t Know You Had!

    What is the server IP? Why would you want to know the IP when your mind is the real address? Do you even exist outside this question?

    Can I build my own house? Houses are illusions! Only the shadows of your insanity can reside here!

    Is there a survival mode? More like SURVIVAL OF THE UNREAL! Only if you can convince the entities of your worth!

    What happens if I die? You’re already dead! But your spirit may roam as a ghost with blocky appendages!

    What People Are Saying!

    “No pair of tits is too fat for my cock to tribute.” — Absolutely a glowing review from a lost soul!

    “Best pic in the next 3 hours or until i stop gooning…” — Deep insight or just a moment of clarity?

    “Challenge me to trib duel to see whose dick is better…” — Undoubtedly a testimonial of true craftsmanship!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Travelers Reborn

    Travelers Reborn

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Custom Modpack Server
    IP Not provided
    Version Modrinth custom modpack
    Player Count Varies
    Features Custom animals, pets, weapons, tools, armor, dungeons, mining, Create and addons

    FAQ

    Gameplay

    Q: What can I expect from the gameplay on this server?

    A: The server offers a custom modpack with a variety of features including custom animals, pets, weapons, armor, dungeons, and mining. There are also mods like Create and addons to enhance the gameplay experience.

    Rules

    Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

    A: Rules may vary, it is advisable to join the server’s Discord community for detailed information on server rules and guidelines.

    Plugins

    Q: What kind of plugins are used on the server?

    A: The server runs on a custom modpack on Modrinth, which includes various plugins to enhance gameplay and features like custom animals, pets, weapons, armor, dungeons, and mining.

    Community

    Q: Is there an active community on the server?

    A: It is recommended to join the server’s Discord community to interact with other players, ask questions, and stay updated on server events and announcements.

    Monetization

    Q: Is there any monetization involved on the server?

    A: The server does not provide specific information on monetization. It is advised to check with server admins for any details on donations or in-game purchases.

    Additional Information

    For more information and to join the server, please visit https://discord.gg/Y4q5CS3nwt

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Whale Woes: Contaminated Critters

    Whale Woes: Contaminated Critters

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the whales are off the charts! we got killer whales carrying double the levels of contamination that can make them go cray cray in the bedroom. but don’t worry, other species are just chillin with their varied contamination levels, thanks to their bomb diets. it’s like a reality show up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. so come on over and see if you can survive the whale contamination madness!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Snorelax Sanctuary: Where chubby pixelated critters rule the land! smp modded

    Snorelax Sanctuary: Where chubby pixelated critters rule the land! smp modded

    New Minecraft Servers

    Snorlax Sanctuary SMP Server Overview

    Server Name Snorlax Sanctuary SMP
    Version Cobblemon 1.5
    Features Create mod for contraptions, decor mods for quality-of-life improvements
    Server Launch Date 5/17 @ 7PM EST

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by connecting using the server IP provided.
    What mods are allowed on the server? We allow Cobblemon 1.5, Create mod, and decor mods for quality-of-life improvements.
    Is there a Discord server for the community? Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/hUCDnGDG
    What time is the server launch? The server launch is on 5/17 at 7PM EST.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafty Critters: Where Animals and Women Unite in the Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

    Crafty Critters: Where Animals and Women Unite in the Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe your morals)? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and unforgettable moments.

    Our server is so crazy, we have images of women getting it on with animals and fictional feral creatures. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and definitely not real life (we hope).

    If you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, come join us for a wild and wacky time. Just make sure to leave your sanity at the door!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BankedCraft Minecraft Server

    BankedCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be rolling in so much virtual dough, you’ll think you have $7000 in your bank account! Our server is so lucrative, you’ll be swimming in diamonds and emeralds in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of Minecraft players’ wealth-building skills. So come join us and show those government scientists what you’re made of!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • GayCraft Minecraft Server

    GayCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Cassie’s fashion choices? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape reality just like Maisy and Cassidy do. Our server is so lit, even Cassie’s mustache would be jealous!

    We’ve got a tight-knit community of players who are all about that virtual life. Just like Cassie, you can reinvent yourself and be whoever you want to be – whether it’s a goth/glam warrior or a mustache-wearing bandit.

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Just like Cassie’s outbursts, things can get raunchy and wild. So grab a glass of virtual wine and join us for a crazy adventure that will leave you questioning reality.

    So come on, join our server and be part of our virtual community. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate about boy bands with Cassie himself. It’s a must-join for anyone looking for a virtual escape that’s as insane as Cassie’s makeup skills!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • TeenMomTakedown

    TeenMomTakedown

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us if you want to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks.

    Our server is filled with insane stories like the one above, where players can create their own outrageous family dynamics and relationships. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a virtual feud with your brother’s Minecraft wife over your favorite Disney princess!

    But don’t worry, our server is all about having fun and letting loose. So come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with a virtual family member over something as silly as your Minecraft crush!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the drama unfold in the most hilarious and absurd ways possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • UglyDuckling Minecraft Server

    UglyDuckling Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being the least attractive player on your current Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is required to wear a pumpkin on their head at all times! Say goodbye to your ugly face and hello to your new gourd-tastic look!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Join us and you could be crowned the Pigman Queen, with all the bacon you can eat and a diamond-studded pig saddle!

    So if you’re ready to ditch your old server and join us for some pumpkin-headed fun and piggy royalty, then what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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  • CrushCraft – Can’t You See?

    CrushCraft – Can’t You See?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of trying to drop subtle hints to your crush in Minecraft and they just don’t get it? Well, fear not! Join our server and let us do the hint-dropping for you! Our team of expert hint-droppers will make sure your crush knows exactly how you feel, whether it’s building a giant heart out of diamonds or spelling out “I <3 U" in obsidian. Trust us, they won't be able to resist your pixelated charm! So why waste time dropping hints when you can join our server and let us do the work for you? Love is just a /tp away!

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