Crits2Shts Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

Absurdity, bodily functions, comedic, Crits2Shts, First Person Shooter, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, humor, long tail tag, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, random crits, random events, random shits, satire, Server, Steam, team fortress 2, tf2, valve, video games

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Votes:	8517	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

BlueShrineCraft Minecraft Server

000 Years, 2.., Ancient, archaeology, Artifacts, Blue, BlueShrineCraft, cultural heritage, discovery, Excavation, expensive, historical, historical site, Minecraft, Pompeii, preservation, rare, Román, Server, shrine, Treasure, unearthed, valuable

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Animals Bred:	113
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a rare and expensive BLUE SHRINE unearthed in Pompeii after almost 2,000 years!!! like, whoa dude, that’s some crazy stuff right there. imagine the power and magic that must be in that shrine, like, you gotta join just to see it for yourself.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and gold statues of famous minecraft youtubers. it’s like a treasure hunt every time you log on, trying to find all the hidden gems and secrets scattered throughout the server.

oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when you feed them carrots. it’s like a magical bacon factory up in here, you won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyEVWarEU38

Automotive Industry, China, Chinese electric vehicles, CraftyEVWarEU38, economic policy, economic sanctions, Economy, electric vehicles, environmental impact, EU, european union, export tariffs, global economy, import tariffs, international trade, market competition, political tensions, renewable energy, Tariffs, trade relations, trade war

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers out there! Wanna join a server that’s crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush? Well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re transported to a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Not to mention, there’s a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, every time you mine a block, a disco ball drops down and starts playing your favorite tune.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.

So why wait? Join now and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, in which case, you might wanna cluck on outta here.

SleepyBacteriaCraft

Bacteria, bacteria in mouth, bacteria in oral cavity, bacteria in saliva, bacteria in sleep, bacterial contamination, bacterial growth, dental care, Microbiome, mouth bacteria, mouth bacteria growth, mouth hygiene, oral health, oral health care, oral hygiene, oral microbiota, sleep bacteria, sleep bacteria growth, sleep hygiene, sleep hygiene tips, SleepyBacteriaCraft

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Votes:	7729
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server where bacteria literally take dumps in your mouth while you sleep? Yeah, you heard me right! It’s like a wild party in your mouth every night! But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on this server.

We’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and unicorns that fart rainbows. And let’s not forget about the dancing creepers who break it down to dubstep music. It’s a total rave in here, bro!

Oh, and did I mention that every time you mine a diamond, a magical fairy grants you three wishes? Yeah, it’s like a freakin’ genie in a bottle up in here!

So come on and join the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just watch out for those sneaky bacteria trying to pull a fast one on you while you catch some Z’s. It’s a wild ride, my friend!

MaskedMayhem

Difficulty, distressing images, distressing stimuli, emotional impact, emotional response, Imagery, MaskedMayhem, mental health, neutrally decorated masks, past experiences, Perception, personal life history, psychological research, Trauma, trauma effects, trauma history, trauma history influence, trauma response, trauma sensitivity, viewer responses, visual perception

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	544
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	223200	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

so like, this server is like a total mind bender, man. we got masks everywhere, some are like super creepy and some are just, like, meh. but get this, your past traumas and struggles totally affect how you see the masks, bro. it’s like a psychological rollercoaster up in here. come join the madness and see what kind of crazy stuff your brain comes up with. it’s like therapy, but in Minecraft form. trust me, you won’t regret it.

VPNcraft Server: Why so many players use VPNs?

Anonymity, Censorship, Cultural differences, Danish, Data Protection, digital privacy, Dutch, French, Genes, geo blocking, internet security, lying.., online behavior, online freedom, Players, privacy, russians, Serbian, Server, shame, Technology, VPNcraft, VPNS

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1284
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all you VPN-loving Russians out there! Join us and uncover the secret conspiracy behind why so many Russians use VPNs – is it shame? Is it a genetic need to lie? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure, you won’t find answers like these anywhere else! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a few Russian spies along the way. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

WeekOff Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, DOOM, doom eternal, First Person Shooter, game analysis, game criticism, game expectations, game reviews, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gears 3, gears of war, indie games, Minecraft, mirrors edge, perfect dark, Server, video games, WeekOff, Xbox, xbox exclusives, xbox games

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	366
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Star Shards Collected:	145	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of Gears E Day – where you can battle it out in epic gear-filled arenas that will leave you on the edge of your seat! And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of atrocious track records to keep you entertained.

But that’s not all! Dive into the world of Perfect Dark and Mirror’s Edge, where climbing and clusterfucks of ideas collide in the most unexpected ways. Who needs logic when you have a big brand attached, am I right?

And let’s not forget about Doom – where enemies actually die and weapons pack a punch! No more wobbling and flashing orange and blue, just pure QTE killing fun. Doom Eternal may have been a slog, but on our server, it’s a non-stop rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the worst, but remain hopeful for Gears and Indy – because who knows what insane adventures await you in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

KindCraft Minecraft Server

Acts of love, Altruism, compassion, emotional, Generosity, Good deeds, Grateful, Heartwarming, Humanity, KindCraft, Kindness, memorable, Minecraft, positive impact, Random act of kindness, selfless, Server, spreading kindness, thankful, touching, unexpected, unforgettable, Uplifting

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4901
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Have you ever been wandering through the blocky world of Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly a mysterious player appears out of nowhere and starts showering you with diamonds and enchanted gear? That’s just a typical day on our server!

Join us for the most epic and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our community is filled with quirky characters who are always ready to lend a helping hand or pull off a ridiculous prank. One time, a player built an entire roller coaster that led straight into a pool of lava – talk about a wild ride!

But the fun doesn’t stop there. We also host regular events like “Hide and Seek with Creepers” and “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to create the most outrageous structures imaginable. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot and valuable resources.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a roller coaster of laughter, chaos, and unexpected acts of kindness that will leave you smiling for days. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyNudesMC

attention seeking, body image, body positivity, CraftyNudesMC, digital age, empowerment, internet culture, nude selfies, online behavior, Online Community, online presence, personal boundaries, personal choice, privacy concerns, reddit, self love, self-confidence, Self-expression, sharing content, social media, validation

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6467
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Are you tired of posting nude selfies on Reddit and getting no recognition? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole community dedicated to sharing their pixelated nudes!

Join us and show off your blocky bod in all its glory. Whether you’re a seasoned nudist or just dipping your toes in the world of Minecraft exhibitionism, our server is the perfect place to let it all hang out (literally).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Steve himself once posted a nude selfie on our server and it broke the internet (well, the Minecraft internet at least). So come join us and be a part of our wild and wacky world where anything goes, as long as it’s pixelated and hilarious.

Sinwar’s Stronghold Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, gaza, Hamas Leader, international relations, Israel, long tail, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Négotiation, Palestinian, Palestinian territories, Politics, Server, Sinwar, Sinwars, stronghold, sufficient pressure, united states, upper hand, US officials

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	195
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Void Armor Forged:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7177	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	190	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna escape reality and go on an epic adventure in a pixelated world? well, this server is the place for u, my friend! we got unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers!

join us and be part of the epic battle between Sinwar and his evil minions who are trying to take over the server with their evil plans! but don’t worry, cuz we got u covered with our army of warrior chickens who will protect u at all costs.

plus, did we mention that every player gets a pet dragon that can breathe fire and fly u to the moon? yeah, that’s right, u can literally ride a dragon to outer space and build ur own moon base.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have the craziest, most hilarious time ever in this wacky Minecraft world! Sinwar ain’t got nothin on us!

CrimeanCraft: ATACMS Barrage

air defenses, ATACMS, BARRAGE, Crimea, CrimeanCraft, defense strategy, defense systems, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military capabilities, military conflict, military equipment, military escalation, military intervention, Military operations, military technology, missile attack, russia, Ukraine, US-supplied, warfare tactics

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6792
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where Ukraine be strikin’ Russian air defenses in Crimea with a bunch of US-supplied ATACMS! It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and missiles!

You gotta see it to believe it, fam. The battles be epic, the explosions be lit, and the drama be real. Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we steal from the enemy. Shh, don’t tell nobody!

So if you wanna experience the thrill of war without actually gettin’ hurt, come join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a Minecraft war hero or somethin’. Just watch out for them pesky skeletons shootin’ arrows at ya. They ain’t playin’ around, man.