Critiquer MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Chad’s CritiqueCraft

critiquer, player, review, blast-haver, opinion

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the “average blast-haver vs chad game critiquer” server, where explosions and critiques collide in the most epic showdown you’ve ever seen.

Join us for epic battles between the average blast-havers, who love nothing more than blowing things up, and the chad game critiquers, who will analyze every move you make with ruthless precision. Will you choose the path of destruction or the path of analysis? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny is hidden somewhere within its depths. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join the “average blast-haver vs chad game critiquer” server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

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SchoolSucksMC SMP

smp, violence, administration, Students, incidents

Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the admins are actually unicorns in disguise, and the only way to gain their favor is by building a giant statue of them made entirely out of diamond blocks. But beware, if you fail to impress them, they will rain down thunderstorms and spawn a horde of angry chickens to peck at your pixels.

And that’s not even the half of it! The community on this server is like a dysfunctional family, with rival factions constantly waging war over who has the best pixel art or the most impressive redstone contraptions. It’s like a never-ending soap opera, but with creepers instead of dramatic plot twists.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, where else can you find a server where the main currency is actually llama spit? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots and guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a giant squid with a penchant for riddles.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of pixelated mayhem, then come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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PixelFate: The Butterfly Effect

butterfly effect, butterfly, unexpected change, life-changing moment, Choices

Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft and then suddenly found yourself being hailed as the Pig Puncher King of the server? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground pig fighting ring or discover a hidden treasure trove guarded by an army of chickens. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the smallest decisions can lead to life-changing consequences (or at least a good laugh). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see where your Minecraft journey takes you!

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HouthisGonnaHateOilTankers

international relations, HouthisGonnaHateOilTankers, global economy, iran, oil market

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S MORE LIT THAN A HOOTIE ATTACKING CRUDE OIL TANKERS IN THE RED SEA! WE GOT MORE ACTION THAN A HOUITHI ON A MISSION, MORE ADVENTURE THAN A TANKER CAPTAIN TRYNA ESCAPE! COME ON IN AND BUILD YOUR OWN OIL TANKER BASE, PROTECT IT FROM PIRATES AND HOOTIES, AND MAKE SURE TO KEEP THE RED SEA SAFE FROM EXPLOSIONS! ONLY THE BRAVEST AND CRAZIEST SURVIVE IN THIS WILD SERVER, SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

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Ganymede’s Big Bang Server

Ganymedes, big, Bang, Server

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got a crazy story about a giant impact on early Ganymede dat caused it to spin like a beyblade on crack! Imagine tryna build ur house while the whole planet be spinnin’ like a record, it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. Plus, we got diamond armor that makes you look like a disco ball, so you can blind your enemies with style. Come join us and be part of the wackiest adventure in Minecraft history!

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What is the IP for Wemmbu Minecraft Server?

wemmbu lifesteal, wemmbu unstable smp, minecraft war, Server, I Fought Minecraft’s Greatest War

Wemmbu is a talented and innovative individual with a passion for technology and creativity. With a background in computer science and a keen eye for design, Wemmbu has developed a unique skill set that sets him apart in the industry. Known for his dedication to quality and attention to detail, Wemmbu is a versatile professional who excels in a variety of roles. Whether working on web development projects or creating eye-catching graphic designs, Wemmbu consistently delivers exceptional results that exceed expectations. With a commitment to staying current with emerging trends and technologies, Wemmbu is always striving to push the boundaries of what is possible in his field.

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PurelandSMP

Towny, Survival, Economy

Welcome to Pureland SMP, where simplicity meets exploration in our brand new semi-vanilla survival server. Pureland is designed for players who appreciate minimal plugins and a close-knit community atmosphere. Discover the joy of a growing economy, user-friendly commands, and an interactive spawn town with rental plots.

IP: purelandsmp.com

Discord: Use /discord in-game for an invite! OR here is the link -> https://discord.com/invite/tHj7UQ5x5k

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No No No Minecraft Server

Oh No!, Faster, Launch, Urgent, PRESSURE

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. But that’s not all, oh no no no! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays eggs made of pure diamonds. Join now and become the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our annual Ender Dragon rodeo competition. That’s right, you can saddle up and ride the Ender Dragon like a bucking bronco for a chance to win epic prizes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

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Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

lewd, Corpo, Anons, Vtuber, worshipping

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special event called “The Lewd Roulette Edition” where you can gamble away your virtual spouse for some spicy in-game rewards!

Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where we embrace the lewd side of the vtuber world. Fantasize, discuss, ERP with, or post NSFW content of your favorite corpo or indie vtubers. Don’t just lurk, get involved and worship your oshi in the thread or indulge in other anons’ wildest fantasies about chuubas.

Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to bet your in-game wife on a game of chance. It’s all in good fun, right? So come join us and see what outrageous adventures await you on our Minecraft server!

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MuglessMansion

OCD, household items, cluttered kitchen, household rules, clutter control

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict ‘no more coffee mug rule’! Why, you ask? Well, our owner was recently diagnosed with OCD and can’t handle the clutter of too many mugs in the kitchen. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other rules that make absolutely no sense!

Join us for a wild adventure where you have to sacrifice an old mug every time you want to bring a new one into the house. Watch out for the mug police, they’ll be patrolling the kitchen to make sure you’re following the rules!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you break the ‘no more coffee mug rule’, the mugs will come to life and start attacking you in-game. Can you survive the wrath of the mugs?

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos of living in a world where mugs rule all. Just remember, don’t mess with the OCD owner or you might find yourself drowning in a sea of coffee mugs!

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