CritiqueCraft – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

Chad’s CritiqueCraft
#gamer, Analysis, Average, battle, blast-haver, Chad, Chads, challenger, comparison, Competition, critique, CritiqueCraft, critiquer, Evaluation, Expert, Game, Gaming, opinion, player, review, skill, versus
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the “average blast-haver vs chad game critiquer” server, where explosions and critiques collide in the most epic showdown you’ve ever seen.
Join us for epic battles between the average blast-havers, who love nothing more than blowing things up, and the chad game critiquers, who will analyze every move you make with ruthless precision. Will you choose the path of destruction or the path of analysis? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny is hidden somewhere within its depths. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?
So what are you waiting for? Join the “average blast-haver vs chad game critiquer” server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

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Caffeine Craze Server
acute effects, blood pressure, Caffeine, caffeine intake, caffeine sensitivity, cardiovascular effects, cardiovascular health, cardiovascular response, cardiovascular risks, cardiovascular system, CRAZE, energy drink consumption, energy drink ingredients, energy drinks, Evidence, heart health, heart rate, high caffeine content, ingredient interaction, Server, stimulant drinks
Yo, dis server be lit like a creeper explosion! We got energy drinks flowin’ like a river, makin’ yo heart race faster than when you see a pack of zombies comin’ at ya! Join us if you wanna feel the adrenaline rush of a lifetime, cuz we ain’t playin’ around here. Plus, who needs sleep when you can chug energy drinks and build epic structures all night long? Come join da fun and see for yourself why dis server be da bomb diggity!

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Stinky SMP

Balanced, Claims, CPU, custom origins, Discord, Graves, Griefing, killing, Modded, Nomad, Performance, planet minecraft, PvPer, Resources, Safezone-Borderlands, server-side lag, smp, stealing, STINKY, Suggestions, trader.., Unique, Vanilla

Stinky SMP Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 and updating
Moderation	Fair moderation with appeals and punishment only for true rulebreaks
Longevity	No resets since May 2022
Inclusivity	Welcoming all people and playstyles

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s performance like?	Great performance with minimal client-side lag and 16 gigs of ram + a Ryzen 9 7950x CPU for server-side optimization
How does the server handle PvP and griefing?	The server operates on a Safezone-Borderlands system, where spawn area is safe from griefing, killing, and stealing, while the Borderlands area allows such activities
What special mod does the server have?	The server has the Origins mod with 61 custom origins carefully reviewed for balance and uniqueness
Where can I find more information about the server?	Check out the server on Planet Minecraft: www.planetminecraft.com/server/stinky-smp/
How can I join the server’s Discord?	Join the Discord server at: play.stinkysmp.net

Mystic Vshojo Realm 1.20.4
1.20.4, mystic, Realm, vshojo
Yo, listen up gamers! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the mobs are actually anime waifus? Well, look no further than The Mori of Vshojo!
Join us for a wild ride through a world where creepers are replaced with kawaii girls and Endermen are just misunderstood tsunderes.
Build your own harem of blocky beauties and conquer the pixelated landscape with your waifu army by your side.
But beware, the yandere villagers may seem friendly at first, but they’ll turn on you in a heartbeat if you dare to flirt with their senpai.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join The Mori of Vshojo and experience a Minecraft server like no other!

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WeirdoCraft
acceptance, attraction, clarify, dying alone, family, female, Friend, gender, hurt, hurtful, insensitive, LGBTQ, long-term friendship, Male, partner, reddit, Understanding, vulnerable, weird, WeirdoCraft
Are you tired of dealing with judgmental friends who just don’t get you? Come join our Minecraft server where being weird is celebrated! We have a community of players who understand that being different is what makes you awesome.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual family waiting for you? Leave the haters behind and come hang out with us on the coolest server in the Minecraft universe.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and join us for a wild ride of fun and friendship. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in our wacky world. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special. Join now and let your weird flag fly high!

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PsychoCraft SMP
10. Eccentric actions, 11. Outlandish behavior, 12. Abnormal behavior, 13. Quirky habits, 14. Weird actions, 15. Unconventional behavior, 16. Deviant behavior, 17. Strange conduct, 18. Odd behavior, 19. Social deviance, 2. Legal activities, 20. Aberrant behavior., 3. Social norms, 4. Strange behavior, 5. Odd habits, 6. Social awkwardness, 7. Unusual actions, 8. Bizarre conduct, 9. Peculiar behavior, PsychoCraft, public behavior, smp
OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server I found? It’s like, totally insane and you HAVE to join because it’s the best thing ever!
So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of pink llamas come stampeding through your base. And get this, they’re all wearing top hats and monocles! It’s like a fancy llama parade or something, I can’t even deal.
But wait, it gets even better. So, there’s this secret underground disco party that happens every night, and the only way to get in is by doing the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. And if you can’t keep up, you get kicked out by a giant dancing creeper. It’s pure chaos, but in the best way possible.
And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. It’s like a full-on gladiator arena, but instead of swords, everyone fights with giant rubber duckies. And the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds and emeralds, because why not, right?
So yeah, if you want to join the most bonkers, wacky, and downright ludicrous Minecraft server out there, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total blast, even if you end up looking like a complete psychopath in public while playing. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, am I right? LOL!

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New Server IP
CraftyMigrantMixUp
asylum seekers, border control, citizenship, CraftyMigrantMixUp, deportation, discrimination, economic impact, government policies, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigrant rights, IMMIGRATION LAWS, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, legal immigration process, political agenda, public opinion, Social Issues, social justice, undocumented workers, Xenophobia
Are you tired of dealing with the same old boring immigration debates? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have a whole new perspective on immigration! Instead of focusing on “illegal” immigrants, we’re all about the flaws in the legal immigration process – because who needs rules anyway?
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the crazy world of immigration in Minecraft. Build your own border wall, smuggle in rare resources, and compete in intense immigration challenges. Who needs paperwork when you have a pickaxe and a dream?
So why waste time on real-world politics when you can escape to our wacky Minecraft server and have a blast exploring the absurdities of immigration in a whole new way? Join us today and let the madness begin!

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New Server IP
Wildlife Trade Wars
#sustainability, Biodiversity, COMPREHENSIVE, conservation, Endangered species, environmental impact, estimates, global trade, illegal-trade, monitoring systems, Protection, Regulation, researchers, species, Trade, Urgent need, Wars, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife crime, wildlife management, wildlife trade, wildlife trafficking
so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. we got, like, a bazillion species of animals, like, more than you can even imagine. it’s like a zoo up in here, but, like, way cooler.
you gotta join this server, dude. we got, like, rare animals you’ve never even heard of. like, we got unicorns, dragons, and even, like, mutant chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
and, like, the researchers are all, like, freaking out because they can’t even keep track of all the animals we got. they’re, like, begging for more monitoring and regulation, but we’re just, like, nah, let’s keep the party going.
so, like, if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server ever, you gotta join us, man. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

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New Server IP

Void-Smp

Anarchy, bedrock, Discord, Dupe, enabled, ign, INFORMATION, invite, Items, Minecraft, patches, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Version, Void, VoidSMP, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	A void SMP (a world with nothing except for some bedrock) where you get random items every 10 seconds. No dupe patches will be added and server will be on version 1.20.4-1.21.4.
Launch Date	Monday-Tuesday
Discord Invite	Join our Discord at here
Whitelist Information	Whitelist will be enabled. Drop your IGN in #whitelist channel on Discord.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the concept of the server?	The server is a void SMP where players get random items every 10 seconds.
Will there be any dupe patches?	No, dupe patches will not be added to the server.
Which version of Minecraft will the server be on?	The server will be on version 1.20.4-1.21.4.
When will the server be launched?	The server will be launched on Monday-Tuesday.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord and drop your IGN in the #whitelist channel to be whitelisted.

Enchanted Haven 1.21.4
1.21.4, arousal, attraction, beauty, beauty standards, beautyphile, child attractiveness, child beauty, controversial, Enchanted, Ethics, evolutionary psychology, Genes, genetics, Haven, Human Behavior, nature vs nurture, pedophilia, Psychology, sexual attraction, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo
Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got the most beautiful file-related children that will give you a raging erection. I mean, who wouldn’t want to play with some sexy pixels, am I right? It’s like genetics are just turning us on in the virtual world. So come on, join us and get ready to question your sexuality in the most bizarre and hilarious way possible. Let’s get weird together, my dude!

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FamBlockerCraft
Boyfriend, estranged family, FamBlockerCraft, family approval, family communication, family conflict, family disconnection, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family reconciliation, family relationships, family trauma, marriage proposal, mental health, parents, proposal conditions, proposal timeline, relationship boundaries
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and chaos? Look no further! Join our server where you don’t have to worry about getting your family’s blessing before proposing. We understand the struggle of being estranged from family and we support you in your decision to keep them out of your life. Plus, our server is filled with players who will become your new family, so you won’t feel alone. Say goodbye to unnecessary hoops to jump through and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join now and let’s game together!

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