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Chad’s CritiqueCraft

#gamer, Analysis, Average, battle, blast-haver, Chad, Chads, challenger, comparison, Competition, critique, CritiqueCraft, critiquer, Evaluation, Expert, Game, Gaming, opinion, player, review, skill, versus

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2233
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Magic Items Found:	3688	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the “average blast-haver vs chad game critiquer” server, where explosions and critiques collide in the most epic showdown you’ve ever seen.

Join us for epic battles between the average blast-havers, who love nothing more than blowing things up, and the chad game critiquers, who will analyze every move you make with ruthless precision. Will you choose the path of destruction or the path of analysis? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny is hidden somewhere within its depths. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join the “average blast-haver vs chad game critiquer” server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine

Abrams tanks, armored vehicles, AussieCraft, Australia, Conflict Resolution, defense assistance, Donations, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global solidarity, Humanitarian Aid, International cooperation, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, peacekeeping efforts, tanked, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, ukraine war, war effort

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3374
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war with 49 abrams tanks donated by australia. battle it out in epic tank battles and conquer the land like a true warrior. join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Parenting Playtime Paradise

active play, bonding with kids, childhood memories, children games, family activities, family bonding, family time, Fun activities, games for kids, growing up, Hide and seek, Nostalgia, Outdoor games, Paradise, parenting, parents, playful parents, playing together, Playtime, reliving childhood, Tag

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7189
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Animals Bred:	111
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can relive your childhood games as a parent! imagine playing tag with your kids while building a giant castle or playing hide and seek in a virtual world.

we have special power-ups that turn you into a super fast tag player or a master hider. you can even summon a dragon to help you find the best hiding spots.

but be careful, there are evil trolls lurking around who want to ruin your fun. team up with other parents to defeat them and protect your kids.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the games begin!

Cube Kingdom

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6695
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7619	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81

We are currently a small SMP server where everyone has a say in the future of the server. Anyone who wants to can come and visit us. Unfortunately, the server is currently only accessible to Java players, but we are working on making sure that Bedrock players can also use it. We have several seasons throughout the year in which we want to implement different ideas. At the beginning of each season we reset all worlds so that we have room for new things. The players decide when each season ends by voting on our Discord server. If you would still prefer to continue playing the season, you can download the world files for each individual season from our website.

smp.cube-kingdom.de

WanderWild SMP

Adventures, community shops, Economy, Events, Explore, Minecraft, Player Ranks, PvP, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, WanderWild SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!

108.181.149.203:8202

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

127 лвл, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, No Donations, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, PvE, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2108
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	111	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5173	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

mr1.bear-land.net

Crafty Bible Minecraft Server

BIBLE, biblical interpretation, biblical teachings, Christianity, consent, controversial, controversial topics, Crafty, Ethics, Interpretation, Minecraft, morality, pro-pedophilia, pro-rape, Religion, religious beliefs, religious controversy, religious debate, religious text, sacred text, scripture, Server, sexual abuse, The Bible

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like the Garden of Eden meets the Nether! Have you read the Bible even once? Well, get ready to experience it in a whole new way on our server.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep named Moses who will guide you through the Ten Commandments of Minecraft. Want to part the Redstone Sea? No problem! Just say the magic words and watch as the water magically parts before your very eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-encrusted Ark, where you can ride in style while two of every mob follow you around. And don’t forget about our weekly PvP tournaments where players battle it out for the title of Minecraft Messiah.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Holy cow!” in no time.

Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP

Britain, Budget, dictator, Dictatorship, Economy, education, employment, Environment, Government, Healthcare, Infrastructure, innovation, leadership, legislation, long-term planning, Minecraft, Politics, progress, public services, REFORM, smp, social welfare, Stability, Taxation

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1866
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

StopSignDropMom

aggressive behavior, bus driver, crossing the street, dark mornings, drop off area, flipping off, letting daughter out, local traffic, middle school, residential neighborhood, safety hazard, school bus, school drop off, school intersection, school start time, stop sign, StopSignDropMom, traffic, traffic delay, winter mornings

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3518
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	493824
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel? Join our server for some wild and crazy adventures!

Imagine this: you’re dropping off your daughter at school in the dark morning hours, trying to avoid the school bus behind you. But wait, the bus driver decides to honk at you not once, but twice! Talk about drama on the streets of Minecraft.

Join our server for some intense traffic situations, where you can show off your mad driving skills and maybe even flip off a virtual bus driver (no real bus drivers were harmed in the making of this server).

Who needs real-life road rage when you can experience it all in the safety of Minecraft? Join now for some adrenaline-pumping fun!

CozyTV4MinecraftSMP

Background noise, binge watching, calming, comfort, Cozy, CozyTV4MinecraftSMP, Easy Listening, Entertainment, Escape, Familiar, familiar characters, favorite show, Feel-Good, mental health, Nostalgia, Relaxation, self-care, soothing, stress relief, television, tv show, unwind

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	499
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mines Excavated:	1200	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed in your life!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and participate in intense llama racing competitions. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all dirt blocks into diamonds with a single swing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your entire base covered in pink wool or your inventory filled with nothing but potatoes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

InfluencerWineAge

ageless, aging, beauty, Celebrity, Elegant, fashion, fine wine, graceful, health, influencer, InfluencerWineAge, inspiration, Lifestyle, Mature, Role Model, self-care, skincare, social media, Timeless, trends, wellness

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3430
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5441
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	207	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where influencers are aging like milk left out in the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, influencers are aging like fine wine! Join us for a chance to witness the miraculous transformation of your favorite influencers into sophisticated, refined individuals right before your very eyes. Who needs anti-aging creams when you can just hop on our server and watch the magic happen? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see influencers defy the laws of nature and age like the classy bottles of wine they truly are. Join now and prepare to be amazed!