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  • 5D Praise, 1D Shade

    5D Praise, 1D Shade
    join dis epic minecraft server where we take u on a journey from one-dimensional to five-dimensional REAL QUICK. u start off as a noob in a boring world, but then BAM u level up and suddenly u in a whole new dimension where everything is LIT.

    we got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. u can build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and even have a pet zombie named Bob who tells dad jokes.

    but wait, there’s more! we have secret portals that take u to alternate universes where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk. u can battle evil witches, team up with friendly aliens, and even challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off.

    so come join us on dis wild ride from one-dimensional to five-dimensional, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). let’s get this party started, y’all!

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  • MineCraftMondayQuarterbacks

    MineCraftMondayQuarterbacks
    so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest party in town, but in minecraft form. we got llamas that can do the macarena, and pigs that can fly (literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky).

    our server is so lit that even historians are like, “dang, wish i could go back in time and play on that server.” they study our server like it’s the lost city of Atlantis, trying to figure out how we make the grass so green and the diamonds so sparkly.

    if u join our server, u might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the skeletons and zombies bust a move to some sick beats. or maybe u’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u super speed and the ability to speak pig latin.

    so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and be part of the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • TV Show TrashCraft

    TV Show TrashCraft
    Are you tired of watching the same old overrated TV shows? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper sneaks up on you! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear – if you can find it! So say goodbye to boring TV shows and hello to endless adventures on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
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