critique of Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BroBroBoy Bday Trip BAN!

ah, Ban, BDay, birthday trip, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BroBroBoy, brother, Communication, Cuddling, effeminate, exclusion, family dynamics, FLIRTING, Friends, gay jokes, Jealousy, masculine, mean, relationship, Siblings, sleeping over, trip, Trust

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Zombie Dances:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of your boyfriend stealing your brother’s heart on the down-low? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own world and escape from all the boyfriend-stealing shenanigans. No more cuddling on the couch with your brother, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun!

Plus, on our server, you can banish anyone who dares to flirt with your brother, even if it’s your own boyfriend. Take control of your virtual world and show them who’s boss!

So come join us on our server and leave all the drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend and a brother stealing each other’s hearts when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead?

ZombieSlayr420 – Minecraft SMP

barricade, community support, emergency preparedness, End of the World, evacuation plan, fight or flight, first response, HIDEOUT, Long-term Survival, Minecraft, post-apocalyptic, self defense, smp, stay alert, stay safe, stock up, strategic planning, Survival, survival skills, Undead, zombie apocalypse, zombie outbreak, ZombieSlayr420

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7982
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Join our Minecraft SMP and learn survival skills from our resident zombie expert, Steve! He once survived a horde of zombies by building a giant roller coaster that distracted them with loops and twists. Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons just in case things get really hairy. So come join us and show those zombies who’s boss!

MineCraftMentor: “Don’t dig straight down!”

beneficial counsel, Best advice, Dig, dont, guidance, helpful tips, impactful advice, inspirational quotes, life advice, life lessons, Mentorship, MineCraftMentor, motivational guidance, pearls of wisdom, personal growth, positive influence, profound insights, sage advice, self improvement, Straight.., valuable lessons, wise words, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8306
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server because the admins are actually wizards in disguise and can grant you three wishes if you find the secret hidden diamond block? Well, that’s the kind of advice you’ll get on this server! Join now and maybe you’ll be the lucky one to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

SudzhaCraft Minecraft Server

border, Claims, Conflict, current events, disputed territory, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, Military, Minecraft, News, outskirts, russia, Server, Sudzha, SudzhaCraft, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3365
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the battle of Sudzha in Kursk region but with a twist – instead of tanks, we use pigs with saddles! ride into battle on your trusty pig steed and claim victory for your faction. will you be a fearless Ukrainian warrior or a cunning Russian defender? the fate of Sudzha is in your hands, so grab your carrot on a stick and join the chaos today! bonus: every time you win a battle, you get a free potato!

BorderBlockParty

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6605
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Zombie Dances:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only queue you’ll find is for the epic roller coaster ride that takes you through a portal to the land of dancing llamas and flying pigs! forget about customs control, we welcome all players with open arms and a diamond sword to help you fend off any pesky creepers trying to sneak across the border. join us for a wild ride filled with treasure hunts, secret dungeons, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server now and let the chaos begin!

NoteblockBeats

antidepressant effects, auditory cortex, brain synchronization, Brainwaves, classical music, depression treatment, emotional information, emotional wellbeing, mental health, mental health research., Mental Wellness, mood boost, music and mood, music therapy, neuroscience, NoteblockBeats, rewards circuit, sensory information, study, Therapy, treatment resistant depression

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

so, like, u ever feel down in the dumps, like the world is just a big ol’ pile of poop? well, have i got the server for u! this place is like a magical land where classical music plays 24/7 and makes u feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

we did a study and found out that listening to classical music can actually make u feel happier, like it’s some kind of antidepressant or something. it’s like your brainwaves are doing a little dance with the music, making everything in your noggin feel all good and stuff.

so, if u wanna join a server that will literally make u feel like you’re floating on a cloud of happiness, then come on over and join us! we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff. what more could u ask for? come join the fun!

Mohg SMP

Adventures, backup, building, Challenges, Community, Contest, Discord, Events, Exploring, Friendly, Fun, games, Minecraft, Mining, No Griefing, Pure Minecraft, Server, smp, Survival, Survival multiplayer, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4972
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	219640	Chimeras Created:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Crops Grown:	6298

Welcome to our Minecraft Vanilla SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server! Here, you can play Minecraft just like the creators made it. No mods, no changes, just pure Minecraft fun.

Our community is friendly and loves to play together. Whether you are an expert or new to the game, you will find a place here. We all like to build, mine, and explore. We play fair and help each other.

In our world, you can go on adventures, find hidden treasures, and face exciting challenges. Build big structures with friends or make a small, cozy home. The world is huge and full of possibilities.

We have a strict no-griefing rule. This means your creations are safe, and no one can destroy them. Our team is here to help with any problems and keep the server running well. We also make regular backups, so your work is always safe.

We often have fun events and challenges. From building contests to survival games, there is always something exciting to do. Our Discord server lets you chat with other players, even when you’re not in the game.

Join us today and be part of our wonderful community. Play Minecraft in its purest form on our Vanilla SMP server. Adventure, fun, and new friends are waiting for you!

188.165.195.117

SEQCRAFT: Where Java 1.21 and Discord collide, Whitelist and Vanilla get married, and SMP meets Hermitcraft-Like Season-5!

adult behavior, application, backgrounds, collide, Community, core community, Discord, family members, Flavors, gameplay, Hermitcraftlike, java, litematica, MARRIED, Mature Community, meets, Minecraft, multiplayer, Preferences, Reset, Season5, SEQCRAFT, smp, tweakeroo, Vanilla, Whitelist, world, Xaero’s Map mods

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6748
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9300	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6877	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Seqcraft SMP Overview

Season	Season 5
World Reset	Reset about a month and a half ago
Policy	Be fair and be decent – no stealing, griefing, cheating, bullying, uninvited pvp-ing, hate, or excessive drama
Mods Allowed	Litematica, Xaero’s Map mods, Tweakeroo
World Reset Countdown	Most official major Java edition release instantly initiates a 7 day countdown to a world reset

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join?	Join https://discord.gg/MzP5gPb3 for more info and to get whitelisted!
What are the rules on the server?	The rules include being fair and decent, no stealing, griefing, cheating, bullying, uninvited pvp-ing, hate, or excessive drama. Building starter bases close to spawn is encouraged.
What mods are allowed on the server?	Litematica, Xaero’s Map mods, Tweakeroo are allowed.
Is there an age requirement to join?	While the server focuses on a mature community, players ranging from 13 to 40+ are welcome. Younger members are allowed if they can behave maturely and show they can follow the rules.

HatCraft Minecraft Server

accessories, anti-Semitic, controversial, controversial fashion, cultural appropriation, discrimination, fashion, fashion trends, HatCraft, hats, Headgear, Headwear, kikes, Minecraft, must wear hats, offensive fashion., political merchandise, political statement, prejudice, Server, statement piece, trump, Trump merchandise

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Emeralds Found:	777

Welcome to the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a strict dress code – kikes MUST wear hats at all times! Don’t ask us why, just do it or face the consequences of being chased by a mob of angry chickens wearing tiny top hats.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to show off to all your friends.

And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where members get to ride around on rainbow-colored llamas while blasting Justin Bieber music through the in-game speakers. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, kikes MUST wear hats – it’s non-negotiable.

Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – Minecraft Madness: Dawntrail Edition

August 26th, August 8th, Balmung, Black Cat Edition, Casual CC Sync Meetup, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Edition, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Linkshells, madness, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, patch notes, Resources, smp, Top of the Ship, Wolves’ Den Pier, xivg

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4021
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Dragons Tamed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
New Chunks Explored:	477455	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Emeralds Found:	1712	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ores Mined:	1980

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cats are blacker than the night sky and the creepers are more scared of us than we are of them! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Patch Notes (7.05): We’ve added a new feature where every time you mine diamond ore, a disco ball drops from the sky and starts playing funky music. Get ready to boogie down while you mine!

Moonfire Faire (August 8th to August 26th): During this event, all players will be transformed into fire-breathing dragons for a day. Burn down your enemies and claim victory in epic battles!

Meetups: Join us on August 10th for a casual CC Sync Meetup at the Wolves’ Den Pier. We’ll be dancing on top of the ship while wearing cat costumes. It’s gonna be purrfectly hilarious!

Previously: We once had a meetup where a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant cake. It attracted so many mobs that we had to fight them off with nothing but our trusty diamond swords and a whole lot of frosting. Join us for more crazy moments like this!