Critics MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

KyrgyzCraft: No Niqab, Just Blocks!

blocks, government policy, religious expression, religious freedom, traditional dress

so like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can wear a niqab and not get banned? well, look no further cuz this server is the place to be! kyrgyzstan may have banned the niqab, but not here, we embrace all types of fashion choices, even if it’s just a blocky pixelated version. join us and show off your stylish niqab while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server that’s so inclusive, even the mobs feel accepted? come join us and let’s show the world that minecraft is for everyone, niqab or not!

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Blockflix Rotten Tomatoes Rating

film, Critics, Rotten, algorithm, Rating

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this place. first off, we got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and gold ingots. u can only access it if u defeat the evil Ender Dragon with a rubber chicken. yep, u heard me right, a rubber chicken.

also, every full moon, a herd of flying pigs will descend from the sky and drop rare enchanted items for u to collect. but be careful, cuz the pigs are actually shape-shifting aliens in disguise.

oh, and did i mention that we have a pet zombie named Bob who tells the best jokes in the land? he’s a real comedian, that one.

so, come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in all of minecraft land. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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Curious Minecraft SMP Art Critics

smp, commentary, art, Painting, Evaluation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people build are dirt houses and cobblestone towers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate art gallery of Minecraft! We have players creating masterpieces that would make even Picasso jealous. From pixel art of giant chickens to statues of famous historical figures made entirely out of diamond blocks, our server is a visual feast for the eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic Minecraft drama you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players fighting over a virtual piece of land, using TNT cannons and lava buckets to settle their dispute. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of builders, pranksters, and drama queens all in one place? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those TNT cannons).

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Keijo’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Mystery, keijo, smp, Disappearance, Anime

Welcome to the most titillating Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like no other, where players must use their breasts and butts to knock their opponents off floating platforms and into the water. It’s a sport like no other, where only the most skilled players can reign supreme.

But beware, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high. Rumor has it that the server was created by a group of rogue game developers who were tired of the same old boring PvP battles. They wanted something more…sensual. And thus, Hip Whip Girl SMP was born.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate Hip Whip Girl champion. Just be prepared for some cheeky battles and bouncy showdowns along the way. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to whip your way to victory!

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Messi Launches New Hard Rock GoySlop Kids Menu Meal Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Meal, Critics, Rock, messi

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding chickens and flying pigs!

Join us for epic battles against evil llamas and mischievous villagers who have stolen all the diamonds in the land. But fear not, for we have the legendary Ronaldo Burger that will give you the strength and courage to defeat them all!

Critics are already raving about our server, calling it the most hilarious and chaotic experience they’ve ever had. So come join us and be a part of the madness. Just be prepared to cry tears of joy (or maybe just tears) when you taste the infamous “Sad Meal” from Meali Kidsmenutini’s Slop. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t soon forget!

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MILcraft: No Alone Time!

strategy, Restaurant, Labor, stroller, MILcraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with overbearing in-laws? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from the judgmental eyes of your MIL.

Join us for a virtual world where you can build your own boundaries and keep your virtual children safe from disappearing stroller walks. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your frustrations in a creative and fun way.

Don’t worry about your MIL trying to sneak in some questionable parenting tactics, on our server, you are in control. So come join us and let’s build a world where you can finally say “no” to those unwanted walks and boundaries-crossing in-laws. Let’s game on, and leave the drama behind!

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The Movie Critics Minecraft SMP

Characters, complexity, Symbolism, liked, smp

Are you tired of watching movies with normies who just don’t get it? Join our Minecraft SMP where we discuss only the most redpilled films that will make your brain explode with enlightenment! Our community is filled with film buffs who will dissect every scene and uncover hidden messages that will blow your mind. So come join us and get ready to have your worldview completely shattered in the best way possible!

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HellCraft Gangs & Griefers

Iran human rights, Target, Iran oppression, Critics, Iran violence

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild ride straight outta a movie. imagine this: iran, yes THE iran, has turned into a gangsta paradise with hells angels and other criminal gangs runnin’ the show. but wait, there’s more! they’re not just doin’ regular gang stuff, they’re goin’ after their critics in the minecraft world. u gotta see it to believe it, fam. join now and be part of the craziest adventure ever!

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ElectoralCraftMexico

Legal System, Accountability, mexico, democracy in Mexico, Democracy

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the judges have to run for election? well, guess what, u found it! join our server for some wacky democracy where u can vote for the judge who will decide if u get banned or not. it’s like playing minecraft and running for president at the same time. who wouldn’t want that kind of power, amirite? come join us for some crazy fun and maybe even start a revolution against the judge who keeps banning u for building too many giant statues of chickens. let’s make minecraft great again!

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ElectionCraft Minecraft Server

Legal System, Government, separation of powers, ElectionCraft, Judges

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the judges have to run for election? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server and witness the craziest democracy in action!

imagine a world where the judges are fighting for votes while also trying to build the sickest castles and mine for diamonds. it’s like a reality show meets minecraft, but with more explosions and lava pits.

join us now and see if you can become the ultimate judge of the server! who knows, maybe you’ll even get elected as the ruler of the land. just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always trying to sabotage the election process.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with a democracy in minecraft. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

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