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CraftyGessenConvict

activism, authoritarian regime, Censorship, convicted in absentia, CraftyGessenConvict, criticizing the military, dissent, Exile, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, Journalism, Legal System, Masha Gessen, media ethics, media freedom, persecution, political repression, press freedom, russia, Russian government, US journalist

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Animals Bred:	174
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Towns Built:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM, you’re in the middle of a crazy adventure! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers bustin’ out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even US journalist Masha Gessen got convicted in absentia in Russia just for talking smack about our military. That’s how powerful and insane our server is.

So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on over to our Minecraft server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe some armor, just in case). Let’s get this party started, baby!

Putin’s Pixelated Warzone

Conspiracy, crime, electronics, Espionage, Exports, illegal, International, investigation, Justice, Montrealer, pixelated, prosecution, putin, Putins, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, sentenced, SMUGGLING, Technology, Trade, U.S, War, warzone

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Farms Harvested:	947	Alien Abductions:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Villages Defended:	11

join our server for the most epic adventures, like the time a russian-montrealer tried to export illegal electronics to help putin’s war but got caught and sentenced in the U.S. TRUE STORY.

we have crazy builds, like a giant statue of putin made entirely out of redstone blocks.

our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we argue, we fight, we prank each other, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build amazing things.

plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine a dance floor made of lava and a DJ booth with a creeper spinning the tunes.

so come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the FBI watching your every move).

Blueprint Birds & Ants

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal cognition, animal communication, animal construction, animal ecology, animal evolution, animal habitats, animal homes, animal instincts, Animal intelligence, animal societies, ants, Architecture, Birds, Blueprint, Blueprints, construction codes, Homes, Nature

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Magic Items Found:	6118
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Yo, imagine if you could build like birds and ants on this server, man! They got blueprints and construction codes that’ll blow your mind, like seriously, we don’t even fully understand it yet. Join this server and tap into the ancient knowledge of the birds and ants, maybe you’ll even learn how to fly or lift 100 times your own weight. Who knows, man, the possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building like a bird-ant hybrid superhero!

Quantum Craft: Paraparticle Playground

bosons, categorization, Craft, exotic particles, fermions, Paraparticle, paraparticles, particle physics, Physicists, Playground, Quantum, quantum applications, quantum computing, quantum information, Quantum Mechanics, quantum particles, quantum physics, quantum states, quantum systems, quantum technologies, quantum theory, theoretical physicists, theoretical physics, unconventional particles

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8348
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

yo, dis server be like those paraparticles – straight up defyin’ categorization, man! ain’t no fermions or bosons up in here, just straight up craziness.

join dis server if you wanna be on the cutting edge of quantum minecrafting, cuz we be hintin’ at potential applications in quantum computing like it’s nobody’s business.

we got redstone contraptions that’ll blow yo mind, and builds so epic they’ll make yo eyes pop outta yo head. ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join the madness!

Elderly Elegance 1.20.2

1.20.2, Elderly, elegance, Sex Women Age 35 Mature Older women Cougars MILF Sexual experiences Intimacy Relationships Dating Seduction Passion Desire Fantasy Pleasure Sensuality Mature women Long term relationships

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Love Letters Sent:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got sex with women over the age of 35! I know, right? Who knew you could get some cougar lovin’ while building your blocky empire? It’s like a dream come true, dude. So what are you waiting for? Get your pickaxe ready and start mining for some mature love!

AuntCareGoneWild Minecraft Server

aita, AuntCareGoneWild, Burnout, Caregiver, compensation, decision, Disrespect, family, Frustration, Guilt, INPUT, live-in nurse, Minecraft, moving out, paralysis, reddit, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Server, Stroke, Support, tough situation

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Hey gamers, do I have a server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama like a soap opera. Are you tired of being taken advantage of by entitled family members? Well, on our server, you can build a virtual world where you are the queen/king of your domain!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to sacrifice your birthday plans or job for ungrateful relatives. On our server, you can be the hero of your own story, where you can build, explore, and create without any guilt trips or drama.

Join us and leave behind the stress of real-life caregiving for a world where the only responsibility you have is to have fun. Who needs unhelpful family members when you can have a community of fellow gamers who appreciate and value your contributions to the virtual world?

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only stroke you’ll be dealing with is the stroke of genius it takes to build your dream world!

PrimaryLiftDenialCraft

Breakfast, childminders, children, dentist appointment, different location, Drivers Licence, driving conditions, frozen car, Grumpy, husband, Late, lift, Mother, packed bags, Plans, primary school viewing, PrimaryLiftDenialCraft, refusing, stress, taxi, traffic

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1543
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	27	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	214	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chaotic adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a husband expecting a lift to a school viewing!

Imagine a world where you have to navigate frosty roads and crazy schedules just to survive. Will you make it to your dentist appointment on time, or will you be caught in a whirlwind of misunderstandings like this poor wife? Only on our server will you experience the thrill of trying to defrost a car while juggling children, appointments, and a husband who expects you to be a mind reader!

So why join our server? Because you’ll never know what hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in next. From unexpected taxi bookings to last-minute school viewings, every day is a comedy of errors waiting to happen. Don’t miss out on the laughter and chaos – join us now and let the madness begin!

BedNBreakfasts SMP

appreciation, BedNBreakfasts, Bonding, breakfast in bed, comfort, Cozy, guys, indulgence, Intimacy, lazy morning, love, luxury, opinion, pampering, relationship, Relaxation, romantic gesture, smp, special occasion, Surprise, thoughtful, Treat

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	115
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	299
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Farms Harvested:	753	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have breakfast in bed EVERY DAY! And not just any breakfast, we’re talking about diamond-encrusted pancakes and golden apple smoothies. It’s like a gourmet feast every morning, all while you’re building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret millionaire who just loves playing Minecraft. So you never know when he might drop some real-life loot for you to find in-game. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server. Breakfast in bed and riches galore, what more could you ask for? Join now before it’s too late! #BreakfastIsLife #MinecraftMillionaireMadness

NoDabbingInMineCraft

common etiquette, Courtesy, courtesy rules, cultural norms, DeCorum, Etiquette, formalities, Manners, modern etiquette, NoDabbingInMineCraft, outdated customs, politeness, social behavior, social conventions, social graces, social norms, societal expectations, traditional Etiquette, unnecessary rules, unwritten rules

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Towns Built:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their stuffy etiquette rules? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a magic wand they found in a dungeon. The pig-icorn then led them on a wild adventure through a maze filled with exploding chickens and rainbow-colored creepers. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as superheroes, build a house out of giant gummy bears, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Who knew the Ender Dragon had such killer dance moves?

So, if you’re ready to throw etiquette out the window and embrace the craziness, join our server today! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world.

DonetskDestructionCraft

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Crimea, donetsk, DonetskDestructionCraft, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military intervention, Moscow, political tension, power struggle, russia, sanctions, Separatism, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1856
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia battle it out in the virtual world! watch as moscow grinds on in donetsk while ukraine takes a big ol’ bite out of russia! it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft! join now for all the chaos and destruction you could ever want in a blocky world! who will come out on top? find out on our server!

Pixel Privacy Patrol

ai tools, Artificial Intelligence, computer scientists, data, Data Protection, digital privacy, Effectiveness, mathematical model, Monitoring, OFFLINE, ONLINE, online privacy, Patrol, PIXEL, privacy, privacy risks, regulators, Risks, safeguarding, Surveillance, Technology, University of Oxford

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2456
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mines Excavated:	4885	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

so, liek, u kno how u always feel liek ur bein watched online? well dis server is liek dat, but in a fun way! we got AI tools keepin an eye on u while u play, makin sure u stay safe and havin a good time.

u kno those computer scientists at Oxford? well they helped make dis server super cool with their math stuff. dey made a model to keep ur privacy protected while u build and explore.

so come join us on dis epic server where u can play without worryin bout big brother watchin u. plus, u might even make some new friends along the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.