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BabyCraftyCritique

aita, Baby name, BabyCraftyCritique, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, criticizing, egyptian goddess, family, Interference, Isis, judgmental, life choices, Opinions, parenting, relationships, Rude, School, sister, teasing, terrorist organization

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama of real life like this! We promise no one will judge you for your name choices, whether you name your character after an Egyptian goddess or a famous terrorist organization. Our server is a safe space for all, where you can build, explore, and have fun without fear of being bullied or teased. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, no matter what controversial names you choose. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind!

Torvalds Emphasizes Simplicity and Efficiency, Often Criticizing Minecraft SMP

Advocate, bureaucratic procedures, clear communication, clear decision-making, criticism, criticizing, Decision making, direct communication, efficiency, efficiency advocate, emphasizes, formal procedures, Garbage, innovation, innovation advocate, Lazy, Minecraft, practical results, practical results prioritization, progress, progress advocate, Simplicity, smp, TORVALDS

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5346
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Star Shards Collected:	262
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the chaotic energy of a server run by a mad genius like Torvalds. We don’t have time for bureaucratic nonsense or lazy players who can’t keep up with our fast-paced gameplay. Expect direct communication, clear decision-making, and practical results – or else you’ll feel the wrath of Torvalds himself. So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and prove you’re not a lazy piece of garbage, come join us and see if you can survive in our wild world of Minecraft mayhem.

GFsSpendCraft or SpendyGFsCraft

aita, building bad habits, Cartier Santos watch, Communication, conscious spending, Construction Company, criticizing, employees, financial responsibility, frivolous spending, GFsSpendCraft, Girlfriend, hermes, investing money, lifestyle differences, louis vuitton, Luxury Vacations, relationship issues, spending behavior, SpendyGFsCraft, unnecessary spending, Wealthy

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	441
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with extravagant spending habits!

Join us and build your own virtual empire, where you can spend as much virtual money as you want without any judgment. Need a diamond pickaxe that costs 10k? No problem, we got you covered. Want to go on a luxury vacation in the game? We have virtual resorts that will make your girlfriend’s trips look like a budget getaway.

Don’t worry about being called out for your spending habits here, because in this Minecraft world, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some in-game currency). So come join us and let loose, because sometimes you just need to splurge on pixelated luxury to feel alive!

TabascoTroll Minecraft Server

annoyance, beef stew, condiments, criticizing, Disrespect, eggs, family dynamics, flavor enhancement, french cuisine, Habit, husband, ketchup, Minecraft, palate training, pasta, pizza, pot pie, Salads, savory dishes, Server, soups, stews, Tabasco sauce, TabascoTroll

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Void Armor Forged:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and bland? Well, look no further because our server is spicier than a bottle of Tabasco sauce!

Join us for a wild ride where you can enhance your gaming experience with a touch of heat and flavor. Just like how Tabasco sauce enhances every dish, our server will enhance your Minecraft gameplay to a whole new level.

Forget about boring old servers where everything is the same. On our server, you can mix and match different elements just like mixing Tabasco sauce with ketchup. Who knows what crazy combinations you’ll come up with!

And just like how the husband in the story can’t live without his Tabasco sauce, once you join our server, you won’t be able to live without it either. It’s addictive, it’s fun, and it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So come on and join us for a spicy adventure that will leave you craving for more. Who needs beef bouruignon when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeno pepper? Join now and let the flavor explosion begin!

SisCritiqueButPaidForCollege

aunt, Boundaries, college, consequences, criminal charges, criticizing, Grandparents, Guilt, Incident, lie, loan, OBLIGATION, parents, private school, Raising, savings, SisCritiqueButPaidForCollege, sister, suspension, Therapy, tuition

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7513
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Towns Built:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Join our server and leave all the family feuds behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun without worrying about your sister pulling crazy stunts like Mia. Imagine a world where you can build, explore, and create without any guilt trips or family drama getting in your way.

Plus, who needs grandparents helping with college when you can mine for diamonds and build your own empire in our server? Forget about loans and financial stress, just focus on building the ultimate Minecraft kingdom.

Join us now and leave all the real-life chaos behind. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie battles instead? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft master!

HamasHushCraft

Al Jazeera, Banned media outlet, criticizing, freedom of speech, Gaza Strip, government suppression, Hamas, HamasHushCraft, human rights violations, journalism ethics, Media bias, media censorship, media control, media manipulation, Middle East conflict, news censorship, Palestinian voices, palestinians, political repression, propaganda machine, silences, The Jerusalem Post

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	679
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Star Shards Collected:	293
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Votes:	3331	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness and fun! we got pigs flying, chickens doing the macarena, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world, and a group of evil villagers trying to steal all the diamonds.

oh, and did i mention the magical portal that leads to a land of endless cake and ice cream? yea, it’s pretty epic. so come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning reality.

ScamSocietyMinecraftSMP

biggest scam, BRAINWASHING, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, cover up, Deception, dishonesty, Exploitation, fraud, Greed, Lies, Manipulation, Misinformation, power, Propaganda, ScamSocietyMinecraftSMP, society, SOLD

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5656
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	29	Farms Harvested:	768
Ores Mined:	2850	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons.

First of all, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy of the server. They wear tiny sunglasses and trade emeralds for diamonds. It’s wild, man.

Secondly, we have a giant chicken that roams the land and challenges players to epic dance battles. If you win, you get a special chicken hat that gives you super jumping powers. It’s insane.

And last but not least, we have a haunted mansion where players can go on ghost hunts and try to capture spooky spirits in jars. But be careful, some of the ghosts are really bad at hide and seek.

So yeah, if you want to join the most bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow factory.

CraftyLyricMisheard

comedy, CraftyLyricMisheard, EMBARRASSING, Entertainment, funny, funny moment, humor, laughable, Lyrics, misheard lyrics, misinterpretation, mistake, misunderstanding, Music, pop culture, pop music, silly, song, stupid

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2107
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Chimeras Created:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a total game-changer! Join us for a wild ride filled with misheard lyrics and hilarious moments.

Imagine mining for diamonds while belting out your favorite tunes, only to realize you’ve been singing the wrong lyrics the whole time! It’s like a karaoke party in the mines, but with creepers instead of backup dancers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who loves to boogie down to the beat of your pickaxe. Rumor has it that if you can keep up with his dance moves, he’ll lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with enchanted gear and rare items.

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, singing, and dancing your way to victory!

OilRigMinecraftServer

Baltic Sea, boards, Communication, Cut, cyber attack, energy security, finland, inspection, international relations, internet cables, investigation, Maritime, naval forces, oil tanker, OilRigMinecraftServer, power cables, Russian-linked, sabotage, SECURITY, Surveillance, undersea cables

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4474
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Meteorites Collected:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	231	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we board Russian-linked oil tankers and cut undersea cables for POWER and INTERNET! like, who needs normal survival mode when u can be a pirate in Finland?! Join us for the wildest adventures and the most epic battles on the high seas. Plus, we have secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting for u to find them. So come on, mateys, set sail for the most insane Minecraft server ever!

PhillyMissileWithdrawal

China, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military presence, missile defense, peacekeeping efforts, Philippines, PhillyMissileWithdrawal, political tension, regional stability, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Typhon missile system, U.S

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2679
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we got CHINA calling for us to get rid of our typhon missile system cuz they scared of our epic PVP skills! we got crazy battles and insane builds that will make you go WOAH! plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave! come join now and be part of the madness! #MinecraftMadness #TyphonMissileWho?

SunFun COME IN .. VANILLA GRIEF We are waiting only for you Minecraft server

1.16.5, Beta Testing, Grief, Minecraft, project team, Server, SunFun, Vanilla, Vulture

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	3832
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

SunFun is a vanilla and griefer minecraft server running on version 1.16.5! The server has two modes: vanilla and vulture. At the moment the server is in beta testing! We really hope that you will stay with us!

PS SunFun project team

SunFun.vedroid.su

Elder Scrolls Server

adventurers, assassins, city, Count, Elder, Elder Councilman, emperor, Empire, Farm, general, guild, Guild Master, Massive World, Minecraft, Roleplay, rp, Scrolls, Server, Siege, soldiers, Statesmen, Timeline, Village, Villains

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	3120	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Secret Passages Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Elder Scrolls Universe RP
Features	Build a city Create an empire Be a soldier in a massive siege Form a guild of assassins Relax in a quiet village and farm
Join Our Discord	https://discord.gg/jDP9c5RN6g

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I become a General or Emperor in the server?	Yes, our unique timeline allows anyone to become a General, Elder Councilman, Guild Master, Emperor, Count, etc. and shape the server’s history.
What can I do in the server?	You can build cities, create empires, participate in sieges, form guilds, relax in villages, farm, and much more!
Is there a specific theme for the server?	Yes, the server is based in the Elder Scrolls Universe, providing a rich lore and world for players to immerse themselves in.

The Kam Schizo’s Realm 1.20.5

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7674
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Animals Bred:	153	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya ’bout this cray cray Minecraft server, like, you won’t believe the shiz that goes down there! Picture this: a land full of unicorns, rainbow bridges, and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS! And guess what? The pigs poop out diamonds, like, what even is reality anymore?

But wait, there’s more! This server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep music. Skeletons doing the robot, creepers breakdancing, it’s a wild time, man. And get this, the owner of the server is a llama in a top hat who speaks in Shakespearean insults. To be or not to be, that is the question, am I right?

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come on down to this wacky wonderland. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? Reality is just a simulation, man.

Complaining About Racist Backlash Minecraft SMP

activism, Backlash, civil rights, complaining, cultural ignorance, discrimination, discrimination backlash, INEQUALITY, intolerance, marginalized communities, Minecraft, minority groups, prejudice, race relations, racial discrimination, racial prejudice, racial tension, racist, racist backlash, smp, Social Issues, social justice, systemic racism, uncultured

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8558
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	42	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Void Gems Collected:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Buildings Constructed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Votes:	3857

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for some outrageous fun! Join us and witness the epic saga of Steve, the blocky hero who is determined to build the biggest diamond castle in all the land. But watch out, because Herobrine is lurking in the shadows, ready to steal all your precious diamonds and turn your house into a giant chicken coop. And don’t even get us started on the drama between the villagers and the zombie pigmen – it’s like a soap opera in block form! So come on down and join our wacky world of Minecraft madness, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary builder or the king of the server – just don’t forget to watch out for those pesky creepers!

HonestCraft SMP: Git Gud & Have Fun

advice, blunt advice, brutal truths, brutally honest, candid advice, cold hard facts, direct advice, Fun, GIT, GUD, hard truths, harsh realities, honest feedback, HonestCraft, life lessons, no BS advice, no nonsense advice, no sugarcoating, reality check, smp, straightforward advice, tough advice, tough love, tough love advice, unfiltered advice

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4204
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mines Excavated:	1877	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro. It’s like, the craziest place ever, full of unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the diamond armor and enchanted swords. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, but shh, don’t tell anyone. Oh, and did I mention the flying pigs that roam the skies? Yeah, they’re totally a thing here. So come join us and let’s conquer this crazy world together! #MinecraftMadness #PiggyPower

Bro’s Blocky Hoodie

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ores Mined:	9310
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of living in your girlfriend’s hoodie because it smells like her and reminds you of her? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the male equivalent of that hoodie! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where every block smells like victory and reminds you of the epic battles you’ve won. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you’ll attract all the creepers who want to be your friends. So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own epic love story with blocks!