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| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 1097 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, Emmanuel Macron and other European leaders are, like, constantly criticizing Elon Musk for not playing on our server. they’re, like, so jealous of all the fun we’re having, building crazy stuff and fighting off creepers. it’s, like, the ultimate power move to join and show them who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?! so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show those European leaders who’s really in charge!
