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  • GuantanamoCraft: Trump’s Detention Station

    GuantanamoCraft: Trump’s Detention Station
    so, like, u know how trump is all like “let’s put migrants in guantanamo bay”? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we are all about love and peace and building cool stuff in minecraft! no detention centers here, just fun times and epic builds!

    join us if u wanna escape the chaos of the real world and chill with some awesome peeps who just wanna have a good time. we have mini-games, survival mode, creative mode, and even a secret underground base where we plot world domination (just kidding… or are we?).

    plus, if u join now, u get a free llama mount to ride around on and show off to all ur friends. who needs guantanamo bay when u can have a llama mount, right? so come on over and join the fun! let’s build a world where everyone is welcome and no one gets locked up for just trying to find a better life. peace out, homies!

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  • Tusk vs Musk: Blocky Banter

    Tusk vs Musk: Blocky Banter
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got so many crazy things happening like pigs flying and cows doing the cha-cha slide. our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

    why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and a talking parrot named Larry. Larry told the player that if they joined our server, they would become the ruler of the land and have all the power in the world.

    so come on down to our server and join the wackiest adventure of your life! we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away). let’s build, mine, and laugh until our sides hurt. see you there, buddy!

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  • CraftyGreenlandTrump

    CraftyGreenlandTrump
    so liek, u kno how Trump was all liek “i wanna buy Greenland”? well, da Lithuanian president was liek “nah bro, dat ain’t cool”. so now, he’s startin’ dis Minecraft server to show Trump who’s boss. u gotta join dis server to support da Lithuanian president and show Trump dat Greenland ain’t for sale, bro. plus, we got like, epic build battles and da craziest redstone contraptions u ever seen. come join da fun and help us stick it to da man! #GreenlandIsNotForSale #LithuaniaStrong

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  • ElonCraft: Disgustingly Funny Server

    ElonCraft: Disgustingly Funny Server
    so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where elon musk is, like, the supreme overlord? well, this server is the place for u! imagine mining diamonds with elon himself, building a giant rocket ship to mars, and fighting off evil creepers with his flamethrower! plus, rumor has it that elon is secretly funding a secret underground base on the server where he’s developing real-life iron man suits. join now for a chance to be a part of the musk madness!

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  • MotherInLawDrama Minecraft Server

    MotherInLawDrama Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story of a mother-in-law who’s obsessed with cats and wedding photos.

    Looking for a server where you can escape reality and dive into a world of chaos and hilarity? Look no further! Our server is filled with unique characters and outrageous storylines that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a mother-in-law who’s convinced she knows best when it comes to caring for virtual cats. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster you won’t want to miss!

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  • CraftyEuroLeaders Minecraft Server

    CraftyEuroLeaders Minecraft Server
    lol u gotta join this minecraft server, cuz it’s like the wildest party in town, but in minecraft form. we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance, it’s like a rave in the barnyard. plus, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers wear top hats and monocles, they’re fancy af.

    but wait, there’s more! we have a haunted mansion where the ghosts throw epic parties every night, you can join in if you dare. and our nether realm is like a disco inferno, with lava lamps and zombie DJs spinning sick beats.

    so come on down to our server, where the fun never stops and the craziness never ends. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the creepers, they’re sneaky little buggers.

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  • CritiCraft: Misunderstood Fun

    CritiCraft: Misunderstood Fun
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas!

    Our server is so crazy that even the creepers wear party hats and the zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Plus, our diamond ores are actually made of chocolate, so you can satisfy your sweet tooth while mining for resources.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, telling jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco cave where the villagers throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who needs reality when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

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  • BrazilianBlockBash

    BrazilianBlockBash
    come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than a brazilian soap opera! we got deportees arriving in handcuffs, but don’t worry, we’ll give them diamond handcuffs in game!

    our server is so lit, even brazil is slamming the US for not being as cool as us. join now and be part of the chaos, where anything can happen, from building a giant statue of a deportee to starting a riot in the virtual streets.

    we promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, so come on down and let’s make minecraft great again!

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  • ElonCraft: Beyond Nazi Guilt!

    ElonCraft: Beyond Nazi Guilt!
    So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? And guess what? Elon Musk is there too, but he’s like, “Yo, forget about all that Nazi guilt stuff, let’s just build some epic stuff in Minecraft!” And then the Holocaust memorial chair is like, “Bro, that’s dangerous, we can’t just forget about history like that!” But Elon is all like, “Nah, let’s just have fun and build crazy stuff together!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky Minecraft server where history gets thrown out the window and Elon Musk is your building buddy, then you gotta join us ASAP! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

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  • CraftyMomsAndWivesLOL

    CraftyMomsAndWivesLOL
    so, liek, u kno how moms and wifes always be naggin’ us bout playin’ too much minecrap? well, dis server is the answer to all dat! join dis epic server where moms and wives are BANNED! dat’s right, no more naggin’ while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground bunker full of rare loot and treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. only da bravest and most skilled players can conquer da bunker and claim its riches.

    oh, and did i mention dat we have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons? come pet our friendly mobs and see if u can survive their deadly hugs.

    so, if u wanna escape da naggin’ and have a wild and wacky time in minecraft, join dis server now! it’s da ultimate escape from reality and da perfect place to unleash ur inner blocky warrior.

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