lol come join our minecraft server where u can trade barbs like trump and zelenskyy but without the war with russia lol. u can build ur own wall and make ukraine great again. we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s a party up in here. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama named vladimir. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make minecraft great again!
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CraftingTrumpVsZelenskyy
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TrumpCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got JD Vance on here telling Zelensky to watch out for badmouthing Trump, like, what even is happening, bro? and then he’s all like, peace talks? more like atrocious talks, amirite? come join the madness and chaos on this server, where anything can happen, even JD Vance giving political advice to world leaders in a blocky virtual world. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see where this crazy train takes us!
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ZelenskyCraft – Not a Dictator!
come join our epic minecraft server where trump and zelensky duke it out in a virtual world! watch as they build walls and castles to defend their honor! pick a side and fight for your favorite dictator! join now for the ultimate political showdown in blocky form! who will emerge victorious? only the blocks know!
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NATOwar.ruCraft
so, like, u know how russia is all like “hey, trump is our bro for saying nato caused the war in ukraine”? well, on this server, we praise trump too! join us and be part of the epic battle against nato in minecraft! build your own wall to keep out those pesky nato soldiers and show them who’s boss! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any nato spies trying to infiltrate our server. so come on, join us and be a true trump supporter in the world of minecraft! #buildthewall #trumprules #natosucks
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CraftyUkrainians
lol dis server is like ukriane, not for sale!!! join dis server if u want to hit back at trump and fight for ur right to mine diamonds and build houses!!! we got crazy pvp battles, where u can show off ur skills and prove u aint for sale like ukriane!!! come join us and be a part of the resistance against trump and his crazy comments!!! let’s show the world that we aint backing down, we here to stay and build epic stuff in minecraft!!! #NotForSale #ResistTrump #MinecraftRevolution
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CraftyZelenskyy: NotForSale
so like, u know how ukraine is like, not for sale? well this server is also not for sale, but it’s like, way better than ukraine. we got like, llamas that can talk and dance, and like, a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. also, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens. so like, join now before trump tries to buy us too.
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EuroCraftX: MuskSlayer & HabeckHater
so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun.one time, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a herd of angry llamas. it was like a scene out of a blockbuster movie, but in minecraft form.
also, our server has a secret underground city filled with treasure and diamonds. but watch out for the lava pits and zombie traps, they’ll get ya if you’re not careful.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty insane.
so come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. oh, and also, we have free cake on thursdays. so why wouldn’t you wanna join?
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DivorceCraft: Family Splitter
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life! Join us for a fun and exciting adventure in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.Are you tired of dealing with cheating husbands and emotional rollercoasters? Well, on our server, the only affair you’ll have to worry about is the one between you and your diamond pickaxe! No more tummy tucks or sleepless nights with babies – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.
Join us and leave behind the stress of self-employment and relationship woes. Build your wealth and create a world where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, if your in-game husband starts acting up, just block him – literally!
So come on down to our server and let loose with some crazy adventures and wild escapades. Who needs a real-life husband when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s mine, build, and craft our way to happiness – one block at a time!
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Nephew-Free Zone: SIL’s Mom Edition
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape family drama and crazy in-laws! Join us for a fun and relaxing experience away from all the wh*re-calling, conservative, judgmental relatives.On our server, you can build your own virtual family with no annoying mother-in-laws to criticize your every move. Explore our vast world and create your own peaceful oasis, free from verbal fights and unnecessary drama.
So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? 😉
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KrautCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, ok, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can find a secret portal to the land of dancing llamas and flying pigs. u know, like, the german chancellor tried to shut it down cuz he was jelly of our epic parties with the far-right llamas. but we were like, nah bro, we just wanna build cool stuff and ride on rainbow unicorns. so, like, join us and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. plus, we have free pizza every friday. u can’t miss out on that, right? so, like, join now and let’s make some epic memories together. party on, dudes! 🍕🦄🎉