Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, admiring your daughter’s school photos, when suddenly all hell breaks loose. Your wife becomes the ultimate school picture critic, dishing out harsh comments like it’s nobody’s business. But fear not, because on our server, we turn family feuds into a hilarious comedy show!
Witness epic showdowns between parents and teenagers over the perfect smile and pose. Experience the thrill of knocking on your daughter’s door after a heated argument, only to realize you may have overreacted just a tad. And don’t forget the waterworks, because nothing says family bonding like making your wife cry over school pictures!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will leave you questioning if you’re the real AITA. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely out of diamonds, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons filled with loot, and a secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city where players can trade diamonds for enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs from your fingertips. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can journey to the Nether realm where you’ll find a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen and a lava surfing competition with the Ghast King.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage because things are about to get seriously wacky!
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive TNT battles, where griefing is not only allowed but encouraged. Build giant phallic structures and watch them get blown up by our resident troll, BigDickDave.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered warriors as they take on the evil Sheep Empire in epic battles for control of the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner chaos! Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, then maybe you should go play on a server for sensitive babies.
Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat the Ender Dragon, but watch out for our mischievous Gnolls who love to steal your diamonds and hide them in ridiculous places. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but cake – yes, you heard that right, CAKE!
So come on, don’t be a kobold – join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!
Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, literally. Not only that, but you can ride them like majestic, bacon-flavored steeds through the skies.
But wait, there’s more! The villagers have formed a secret society dedicated to overthrowing the oppressive rule of the chickens. Join their ranks and fight for poultry justice!
Oh, and did I mention the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing? Yeah, that’s a thing here.
So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of insanity), then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. And I do mean anything.
Join us and experience a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster. No more dealing with kids who can’t handle losing in a PvP match or constantly asking for free items.
So come on, join our server and leave those pesky kids behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with fellow mature players who understand the true meaning of Minecraft. And remember, age is just a number, but on our server, it’s the key to a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience.
Join us and witness the epic saga of how Microsoft bought this piece of shit company and turned it into a Minecraft paradise. Our server is so woke, even World of Warcraft is on life support compared to us.
Dig your way to victory and leave those other games in the dust. We may not have a name yet, but who needs one when you have the most outrageous and insane Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and let’s show the world how real gamers play!
A brand new unique server owned by the YouTuber Rawbie bringing you everlasting content such as: Skyblock Tycoon Gens
play.exilemc.org
Ever wanted to explore a Cavernous Wailing Hong Lu or take on the challenge of a Cavernous Wailing Sinclair? Well, now’s your chance on our server! And if you’re feeling extra brave, try your hand at the Mirror of the Wuthering – it’s a real trip, trust us.
But that’s not all – we’ve got E.G.Os, Sinners, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you. And don’t worry about spoilers from our previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina – we’ve got you covered with all the necessary info.
So why wait? Download our server now on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Join us for laughs, thrills, and maybe a few scares along the way. See you in the game!
Step 1: Mine like you’ve never mined before and watch the diamonds roll in. Before you know it, you’ll be swimming in virtual riches like Scrooge McDuck in his money bin.
Step 2: Engage in epic battles with other players and prove your dominance in the most ridiculous ways possible. Want to challenge someone to a duel using nothing but pickaxes? Go for it! The crazier, the better.
Step 3: Discover the secret potion that will magically increase the size of your in-game character’s manhood. Who needs enchanted armor when you can have a massive pixel peen that strikes fear into the hearts of your enemies?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you can have riches and a giant penis? Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Crescent Kingdoms is an origins SMP that includes many different unique kingdoms, and are brought together by the 5 gods to enjoy the peaceful and towny side of Minecraft. CK is a modded server based on RP and community! We would love for you to join us!
if interested please join the discord and fill out this form to get whitelisted!!
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1jumA9wUJH8A08v2pjjiqagMbJPavzHkMcDEwiFSZ8G0
crescent_kingdoms.apexmc.co
![Ghoul-Tycoon [1.7 – 1.20x]- Auto Farming – Auto Sell – Plots – Ranks](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/Ghoul-Tycoon-17-120x-Auto-Farming-Auto-Sell.gif)
A new kind of server basing itself aroundthe idea of being the richest player on the entire server. Here you’ll start with nothing but some seeds and leave with everything!
Some of the server Features include:
Custom GUI ShopCompetitive Ranking SystemPlayer WarpsPlayer ShopsAutomatic Tree/Crop/Ore FarmingRandom Ore GeneratorChunk Collecting chestAuto Selling ChestChunk LoadersChunk BustersBlast ShovelsSell WandsReward CratesVoting RewardsAnd More!
Each player can claim up to 2 plots on the first rank but as you buy more you can earn more plots limits and more auto farmer limits
Try and become the best tycoon you can possibly be and dominate the leader board!Players in 1st – 2nd – 3rd on the balance leader board on the last day of the season will get special prizes!
Each season lasts 3 months.
We hope to see you all soon, don’t forget to vote and diamond <3
173.240.152.6:25596
Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
But that’s not all – we have secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, magical potions that turn you into a chicken, and a hidden dungeon where you can battle a giant zombie wearing a tutu.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old zombie villager, in which case, go play on a different server).
Rogue SMP is a community of people that used to play factions together but decided to move to SMP! We’re a pretty standard SMP with some cool additions and many plans in the future
rogue.express