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  • TeacherTrollzMC

    TeacherTrollzMC
    Are you tired of dealing with bullies in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting bullied is creepers by your diamond sword! Our community is filled with supportive players who will never mock the way you run or flap your arms (unless it’s a victory dance after defeating the Ender Dragon).

    Our server is perfect for those who struggled in math like our friend here, because we believe in celebrating all players, not just the A-students. No more condescending tones or favoritism, everyone gets a chance to shine in our virtual world. Plus, we don’t do binder checks, we only check to make sure your inventory is organized for epic adventures.

    And if you ever come across a teacher like Ms. Newly-Divorced-‘N-lookinglikesh*te, you can unleash your truth bombs in the chat without worrying about international humiliation. So join us today and leave the real-life bullies behind, because in our Minecraft server, the only thing disturbed is the Enderman trying to steal your blocks!

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  • GrumpyGhost Minecraft SMP

    GrumpyGhost Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see Steve Irwin come back to life and wrestle creepers instead of crocodiles! Our server is so wild, even the ghost of Elvis Presley would be shaking his hips in disgust at the crazy fan base we’ve got going on. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine with the undead on our server – it’s a party that even Michael Jackson would moonwalk away from!

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  • SnobbyCraft Minecraft Server

    SnobbyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with snobby HR managers who think they know everything? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got a community of players who understand the struggles of being a full-time dad to your nephew while your brother chases modeling gigs. Build your own virtual family and show Susan who’s boss by creating the ultimate blocky empire. Let’s see if she can handle the pressure of surviving in our crazy world! Join now and let’s build some epic adventures together!

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  • TV Show Cameo Catastrophe

    TV Show Cameo Catastrophe
    Are you tired of boring old TV shows with lackluster guest stars? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

    Our server is so wild that even the guest stars from TV shows can’t handle the craziness. One time, a famous actor tried to join our server and ended up accidentally blowing up the entire spawn area with TNT! It was chaos, but hey, at least it made for a great story to tell your friends.

    So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because you never know who might show up and cause a little mayhem.

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  • GF & Friends: Storm Out Zone

    GF & Friends: Storm Out Zone
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal boundaries are always respected…unless you’re a creeper trying to blow up our builds! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

    Once, a player built a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks, only to have it come to life and start dancing the Macarena. Another time, a group of players formed a secret society dedicated to finding the rarest item in the game: the elusive “Chicken Nugget Sword.”

    But beware, we’ve had players who tried to invade our server with armies of zombie pigs riding on giant chickens. Needless to say, they were swiftly defeated by our fearless moderators armed with enchanted diamond swords.

    So come join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our Minecraft server!

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  • CensusCraft2022: Moultrie & Dorrington’s Doubts

    CensusCraft2022: Moultrie & Dorrington’s Doubts
    so, like, u know how census is like super boring and stuff? well, not on this server, bro! we got the most epic census ever in 2022 in South Africa, and let me tell u, it was wild! like, there were unicorns and dragons filling out forms, it was insane!

    our census is so lit that even Moultrie & Dorrington are like, “woah, this is next level stuff, we gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP!” like, they couldn’t believe how accurate and useful our census was, it blew their minds!

    so, if u wanna be part of something truly epic and mind-blowing, join our server now! we promise u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and unicorns, then maybe u should just stay away. but seriously, join us now and let’s make history together!

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  • Ex-Perience Dysfunction

    Ex-Perience Dysfunction
    Are you tired of your ex constantly telling you what’s wrong with you? Well, join our Minecraft server and show them that you’re actually a block-building genius! Our server is so awesome that even your ex will be begging to join just to see what all the fuss is about. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server will make your ex magically disappear from your life forever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to your ex and hello to endless fun and adventure in the world of Minecraft!

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  • BlockyBash: OVERRATED!

    BlockyBash: OVERRATED!
    Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist dropping by for a party!

    We have legendary events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants strut their stuff in the End dimension while dodging fireballs and angry Endermen. And don’t even get me started on our weekly llama races – these furry creatures are faster than you think!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most overrated celebrity in Minecraft – Steve! That’s right, he may be just a blocky dude with a pickaxe, but he’s got more drama than a soap opera. Join our server and you might just catch him building a secret diamond castle or getting into a fight with a zombie horde.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community around? Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

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  • SassySibs Minecraft Server

    SassySibs Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling rivalry, stepmom sass, and consequences for your actions!

    Are you tired of being criticized and blamed for things that aren’t your fault? Well, look no further because on our server, you can escape reality and dive into a world where you can be the boss! Take charge and show your younger sister who’s really in charge here.

    But beware, our stepmom NPCs are programmed to throw shade and take little jabs at you just like in real life. Can you handle the heat and come out on top? Or will you crumble under the pressure and lose your video game privileges?

    Join us now for a chance to prove yourself as the ultimate older sibling and show your sister that your opinion does matter, even in the virtual world. Don’t miss out on this unique gaming experience filled with drama, humor, and plenty of Minecraft madness!

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  • HateCrafters: Labour Exodus

    HateCrafters: Labour Exodus
    so, liek, u kno how sum labour mps r quittin this place cuz of hate n stuff? well, u dont gotta deal with that on our minecraft server! we got all the fun and none of the drama, bro. come join us and build ur own lil world where u can escape from all the haters. plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. it’s a wild ride, my dude. so come on over and join the party, cuz we’re all about love and blocky adventures here. peace out, haters!

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