Join our epic Minecraft server where we keep our favorite builds super secret and special, just like this dude’s friend with her favorite show! We’re all weird and antisocial, just like you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, we have a special gatekeeping feature where you have to answer riddles from a talking chicken to enter certain areas of the server. It’s totally unique and will make you feel special, just like our friend’s favorite show. So come join us and be part of our exclusive club of misfits and weirdos!
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BFFsMCserver: NoSpoilers
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CraftyVance’s Peaceful Server
lol this server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where u can build ur own castle and ride on flying pigs. we have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and endermen get down and boogie. join us if u want to be part of the most epic quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. we also have a pet zombie named fred who loves to dance to techno music. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!
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WarriorCraft Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server, where we fight wars every 30 seconds and britain is just a random country that doesn’t even exist! jd vance tried to join but couldn’t handle the chaos, so now he’s denying everything like a noob. keir starmer tried to bring peacekeepers but ended up getting blown up by a creeper. if you want non-stop action and drama, this is the server for you! plus, we have a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and eats pizza with steve. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!
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BlockyBritsMC
so, liek, u kno how sum pple r just rlly dumb? well, dis guy JD Vance is liek, the king of dumb. he sed sumthin rlly stoopid bout british troops n evry1 got all mad n stuff. but dont worry bout him, come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs dat fly n cows dat dance. u can build ur own castle n rule over all the noobs. plus, we hav a secret underground dungeon full of treasure n mystery. so leave JD Vance n his dumb comments behind n come join us for sum epic minecraft fun!
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Zelenskyy’s Warzone Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of the real world and build ur own virtual empire! we have dragons that shoot rainbow fire and unicorns that poop diamonds! if u join now, u can even ride a flying pig into battle against the evil creepers! plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will make u laugh so hard u might pee ur pants! come join the fun and let’s conquer the virtual world together!
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Blocky Politics: Trump’s Alliance Fails
come join our minecraft server where we have no trump but plenty of indecency! french prime minister says it’s a danger to the transatlantic alliance but we say it’s just a good time! build crazy structures, battle epic monsters, and maybe even start a revolution! who needs politics when you have minecraft?! join us now and let’s make the world a crazier place, one block at a time!
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PreggoGymSass or MILpissOffGymTime
🌟🚀🌈 WELCOME TO THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! 🌟🚀🌈🤰🏼🏋️♀️ PREGNANT PLAYERS WELCOME! 🏋️♀️🤰🏼
Are you a badass mom-to-be who loves to stay active? Do you want to show off your baby bump while slaying dragons and building epic castles? Then this server is for you!
Join us for a wild ride filled with light weights, walking, and stretching – all while keeping your baby safe and sound. Forget about sitting at home and “acting like a proper pregnant woman” – on this server, we embrace the power of prenatal workouts!
But beware, there’s a villain lurking in the shadows… your mother-in-law! She’ll try to sabotage your gains and tell you that you’re “asking for a miscarriage.” But fear not, for you have the support of your husband and a whole community of pregnant warriors ready to back you up.
So come on, join us and let’s show the world that pregnant women can kick butt in Minecraft too! 💪🤰🏼💥 #PregnantPower #MinecraftMamas
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SuitlessZelenskyyCraft
Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is obsessed with what politicians are wearing? Look no further, because on our server, we couldn’t care less about Zelenskyy’s fashion choices! Instead, join us for epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground disco parties, and a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato! So why waste your time worrying about suits when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!
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CraftyTrumpBackstab
Are you tired of political drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can build to your heart’s content without any pesky politicians getting in the way!We promise that on our server, you won’t have to deal with any backstabbing allies or shady deals with Russia. Just good old-fashioned block building fun with a side of ridiculous adventures. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within our server, you’ll gain the power to banish any political drama from your life forever!
So come join us and leave all that real-world nonsense behind. After all, who needs Trump and his shenanigans when you have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore?
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ZelCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, totally epic cuz we got Zelensky and Trump hanging out and stuff. like, Zelensky was all like “yo, Trump’s backing is crucial, man” after Trump like, berated him at the White House. but like, don’t worry, they’re all cool now and they’re just chilling on our server, building epic structures and stuff. join us for some crazy political drama and epic Minecraft adventures, yo!