New Minecraft Servers 2025

criticising Minecraft Servers

criticising Minecraft Servers

  • DriveOrDieDateNight

    DriveOrDieDateNight
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 4171
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Falling into the Void: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45 Magic Items Found: 2232
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take one for the team and let you have a good time without worrying about driving home!

    Join us and experience a world where the creepers are the designated drivers and the Endermen are your personal chauffeurs. Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world drama and enjoy a drink (or two) without any judgment.

    Forget about expensive taxis and saving money for winter trips, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle or surviving the zombie apocalypse.

    So come on, join us and let loose in a virtual world where alcohol is never the root of any issues and everyone puts each other first. It’s time to have some fun and leave the real world drama behind. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DilDontDine

    DilDontDine
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 8944
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ores Mined: 5594 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Votes: 7289 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up unique blocks and crazy adventures! Just like the chef in the story, we offer a fixed menu of fun and excitement that changes every week.

    Join us and invite your friends, but beware of picky eaters! We don’t have time for players who only like to mine the same five blocks over and over again. Our server is all about trying new things and exploring new worlds.

    So come on in and dig into the action! Who knows, you might just discover a hidden gem or two. And remember, if you’re not willing to try something new, you might just get left behind in the dust. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server – where the only thing fixed is the amount of fun you’ll have!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WrongCraft Minecraft Server

    WrongCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 4043
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of dealing with know-it-alls who are actually know-nothings? Join our Minecraft server and leave those wrong-way Wendys in the dust! Our community is filled with players who are always right…even when they’re wrong! So come on down and show off your skills in a world where being right is just a state of mind (even if that state is delusional)! Who needs facts when you’ve got confidence? Join now and start dominating the debate…even if you have no idea what you’re talking about!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShameCraft: Country Edition

    ShameCraft: Country Edition
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 2288
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being ashamed of your country? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not having enough diamonds! Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and talking pigs who will give you hilarious life advice. So why waste time being ashamed of your country when you can join us and be shamelessly awesome instead?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlueRoom Minecraft Server

    BlueRoom Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 557
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 31
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG U GUYS THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, JUST LIKE THIS RARE BLUE ROOM THEY FOUND IN POMPEII! COME JOIN US AND UNVEIL THE SECRETS OF THIS ANCIENT SHRINE, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN FIND SOME DIAMONDS OR SOMETHING! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL UNLEASH A CURSE OR SUMTHIN, BUT YOLO RIGHT?! JOIN US AND DIG, DIG, DIG YOUR WAY TO VICTORY! #BLUELOVE #ANCIENTDIAMONDS #CURSEYOLO

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FrostyTroopBabiesCraft

    FrostyTroopBabiesCraft
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 7504
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, yea u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will blow ur mind? well, let me tell u about this server. so, like, in this server, we have russia raising first babies from dead troops’ frozen sperm. i know, crazy right? but wait, there’s more.

    not only do we have this insane story, but we also have the most epic builds u will ever see. like, we have a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds. yea, u heard me right, diamonds.

    and if that’s not enough to convince u to join, we also have the friendliest community ever. like, everyone is so nice and helpful, u will never wanna leave.

    so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BooBooPlaceboCraft

    BooBooPlaceboCraft
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 1866
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 83
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Ores Mined: 8147

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we got boo-boo kisses for days. and not just any boo-boo kisses, but, like, magical ones that are, like, placebos for your soul.

    picture this: you’re out in the wilderness, mining for diamonds, when suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face. but don’t worry, cuz we got boo-boo kisses that will make all your troubles disappear.

    and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we’re talking stacks on stacks of enchanted golden apples and diamond swords that can one-shot anything that comes your way.

    so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the magic of boo-boo kisses and placebos like never before. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyPCOS: ArtemisRx

    CraftyPCOS: ArtemisRx
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 793
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE HAVING A BLAST AND LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF? THEN YOU GOTTA JOIN OUR SERVER! WHY, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING.

    ON OUR SERVER, WE HAVE DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN! AND NOT JUST ANY DIAMONDS, BUT DIAMONDS THAT CAN TALK AND TELL YOU JOKES! IMAGINE HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH A DIAMOND, IT’S HILARIOUS!

    ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS WHO THROW PARTIES EVERY NIGHT? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! YOU CAN DANCE WITH MERMAIDS AND EAT SEAWEED SNACKS UNTIL THE SUN COMES UP!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS EVERY HOUR! YOU CAN USE THOSE EGGS TO BUY CRAZY WEAPONS AND ARMOR THAT WILL MAKE YOU UNSTOPPABLE IN BATTLE!

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChildlessCraft: Where the only kids are the ones in the mines. 1.21 update!

    ChildlessCraft: Where the only kids are the ones in the mines. 1.21 update!
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 9886
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Crops Grown: 7220 Dragon Eggs Found: 6068
    Void Gems Collected: 28 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Emeralds Found: 7095

    New Minecraft Servers

    KidlessCraft Minecraft Server Overview

    Server IP vanilla.kidlesscraft.com
    Server Website http://www.kidlesscraft.com
    Server Location Central US
    Game Play Type Vanilla / Survival / Hard Difficulty
    Version 1.21

    Core Server Rules

    Joining the Server

    We have an easy whitelist process to get started via discord, just click the link http://www.discord.gg/kidlesscraft and use the pin icon in #whitelist-requests to find the format.

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    To join the server, you can follow the easy whitelist process via our discord server. Click the link provided and use the pin icon in #whitelist-requests to find the format.

    What type of gameplay is offered on the server?

    The server offers Vanilla gameplay with a focus on Survival mode and Hard Difficulty.

    Where is the server located?

    The server is located in Central US.

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  • LeftyCraft Minecraft Server

    LeftyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 2242
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 179
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 New Chunks Explored: 802158
    Villages Defended: 14 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where being a lefty and agreeing with Hitler is not only accepted, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride through our virtual world where you can build your own Third Reich-inspired creations and conquer the digital landscape with your newfound fascist ideals.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground bunker where you can plot world domination with your fellow lefty Hitler enthusiasts. Trade rare resources, plan elaborate schemes, and unleash chaos upon unsuspecting players who dare to challenge your reign of terror.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you embrace your inner dictator while crafting pixelated swastikas and engaging in epic battles for supremacy? Join us today and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • IncelCraft Minecraft Server

    IncelCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 3157
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with adorable creatures that will keep you entertained for hours on end! These little guys are not only cute, but they also have a hilarious sense of humor that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to approach it. Want a diamond sword? Just ask the unicorn! Need a castle built in record time? The unicorn’s got you covered! It’s like having your very own fairy godmother, but with way more sass.

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with laughter, magic, and of course, adorable creatures that will steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds)!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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