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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 9854 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 148 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 8948 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 85 | Buildings Constructed: | 28 |
Join us if you dare, because on our server, you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding chickens, ride on flying pigs, and battle against an army of evil llamas armed with diamond swords!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get turned into a block of cheese by the evil Cheese Wizard, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?