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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 8449 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 594049 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to raise the IQ of the entire population by making everyone else dumber. So not only will you have a blast building ridiculous structures and pulling off epic pranks, but you’ll also be contributing to the greater good of society. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so noble?
So come on down to our server and leave your brain at the door. We promise you won’t miss it!