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BlockBuster10 – Minecraft SMP
all-time favorites, best movies of all time, BlockBuster10, cinema classics, favorite films, Film Critic, film fanatic, film list, Minecraft, movie buff, movie lover, movie marathon, movie rankings, movie ratings, movie recommendations, must-watch movies, smp, top 10 countdown, top 10 films, top 10 list, top 10 movies, top 10 picks, top films
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie marathon on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and unforgettable moments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget to eat your virtual pork chops. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might come face to face with the ultimate Minecraft villain. So grab your popcorn, sharpen your pickaxe, and get ready for the movie of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

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New Server IP
BlockyBantsCraft
BlockyBantsCraft
Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! Our server is like a virtual rite of passage, where you’ll navigate through crazy challenges and hilarious obstacles that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
But be warned, only the bravest and most daring players will survive the ultimate challenge at the end – a showdown with the legendary Ender Dragon, who just so happens to be a master at telling dad jokes.
So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (don’t worry, it happens to the best of us), then come join us on our wacky Minecraft server. Just remember, once you’ve been through it, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

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New Server IP
RocketCraft: SirenZone
air raid, central Israel, civilian protection, Community safety, crisis management., defense measures, emergency preparedness, emergency response, Israeli defense, Middle East conflict, military response, missile attack, national security, open area, Public Safety, Rocket, RocketCraft, security alert, sirens, SirenZone, threat assessment, warning system
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing falling from the sky is diamonds, not rockets like in central israel!!! we got siren sounds too but they just signal when it’s time to battle the ender dragon!!! come join the fun and leave those boring open areas behind, we got crazy adventures waiting for you!!!

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New Server IP
Phoenix-Network
Adventure, Boxpvp, Community, Crafting, Creative, custom experiences, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Unique, Vanilla
Phoenix Network Prison | Skyblock | MiniGames| BoxPvP
Phoenix Network focuses mainly on custom and unique experiences. Join today to see what the hype is all about!
IP: Phoenix-Network.Net
Phoenix-network.net

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New Server IP
ENDWAR MC
action, Adrenaline, alliances, base building, Combat, DOMINANCE, ENDWAR MC, Experience, high stakes, INTENSE, LifeSteal, loot hunting, Minecraft, Network, PvP, relentless world, Rivals, Server, Survival
The EndWarMC Minecraft Lifesteal Network is an intense, survival-based Minecraft server where players engage in high-stakes combat to steal each other’s hearts. The unique Lifesteal mechanic allows players to gain extra health by defeating enemies, but losing a fight means forfeiting your health to your opponent. With an immersive PvP environment, strategic alliances, and constant action, EndWarMC offers an adrenaline-packed experience. Whether you’re building up your base, hunting for loot, or battling rivals for dominance, every heart matters. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this relentless world!
play.endwarmc.fun:25569

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New Server IP
KillWorld ✅ 1.19.4-1.21.1 ✅ Minecraft server
account linking, Ban, Cases, change time, Clans, Difficult survival, friendly administrators, grand buildings, kick, money for killing, mute, No Lags, no unnecessary nonsense, No Wipes, Parkour, Pets, protection from bots, Rainbow Armor, server admins, Shops, Spleef, upgrading skills, verified moderators, VKontakte
• Very difficult survival
• Upgrading skills
• Clans
• Money for killing mobs/players
• No lags
• Protection from bots
• Account linking
• Rainbow Armor
• No wipes
• Shops with all items
• Friendly administrators
• Pets
• Cases
• no unnecessary nonsense; admin panels and GM1 are not for sale; only verified moderators and server admins have commands to mute, ban, kick, and change the time on the server
• We will preserve grand and beautiful buildings if necessary and will never wipe them
We are on VKontakte: vk.com/kill_world_ru
play.killworld.ru

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New Server IP
MinedHype: Where diamonds are a girl’s best friend…and a creeper’s worst enemy! Join now for epic adventures in Bedrock & Java!
active community events, Adventures, bedrock, community-driven, Coreprotect, CREEPERS, cross-play compatible, Custom Plugins, diamonds, discord community, diverse player base, dynamic player interaction, ENEMY, Epic, friend…and, Girls, Grief allowed, java, Join, long-standing server, Long-term Survival, MinedHype, no economy plugin, No Whitelist, Player Run Economy, Player-Built Structures, public server, public shopping district, resource-rich environment, robust grief prevention, smp, WORST
Minecraft Server Overview:
Server IP play.minedhype.com
Website https://minedhype.com
Location US WEST
Java Version 1.21.1
Bedrock Version 1.20.80 – 1.21.3
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:
1. How long has the server been around?
The server has been around for over 5 years since it started in Minecraft 1.14.
2. Is the server pay-to-win?
No, the server is a friendly long-term public survival server with no pay-to-win features.
3. Are there any world resets?
The Overworld and Nether worlds will never be reset, offering a long-term gameplay experience.
4. Can I claim land to protect it from griefing?
Yes, you can claim land to protect it from griefing using the claim system on the server.
5. Is there a world border or spawn location?
There is no set world border or spawn location, allowing players to explore and settle in any location.
6. How can I set up a shop on the server?
You can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district by typing /tpshop to teleport there. Anyone can set up a shop in the district.

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New Server IP
‘Back to the Blocks – Minecraft Server’
1999, blocks, Community Resources, current event, daily reset, Download, English language, fully voiced, Kakania, Lucy, Main story mode, Minecraft, Official Stickers, rate-up banners, Regulus, Reverse 1999, Server, Side-story events, spell cards, storytelling, turn based RPG, Version 1.9 Trailer, Version 2.2 Trailer, Windsong
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so immersive, it’s like stepping into a turn-based RPG world where you use spell cards to battle it out. Forget boring old PvP elements, this is where the real action is!
2. We have a rich main story mode and side-story events that will keep you entertained for hours on end. And guess what? It’s all fully voiced in 4 languages, because we’re fancy like that.
3. Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Daily reset at 10am UTC means you can play at your own pace and escape to a world of magic and adventure whenever you want.
4. Looking for some new friends to play with? Our community is so welcoming and helpful, you’ll feel right at home in no time. Plus, we have resources galore to help you become the ultimate Minecraft wizard.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the madness for yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secrets of the mysterious codes hidden within our server… 😉

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New Server IP
> Zoomers Minecraft SMP: Noobies will never know the struggle of finding diamonds
Advanced technology, Atmospheric, beautiful skyboxes, cinematic fog, diamonds, DLAA, finding, futuristic, Gaming, gaming experience, graphics, Immersive, innovation, Minecraft, next generation, next level gaming, Noobies, Realism, Rendering, smp, Struggle, Technology, video games, virtual reality, visual effects, zoomers
Are you tired of boring old skyboxes in Minecraft? Want to experience a whole new level of immersion and beauty? Well, look no further than our server! We have banned DLAA and cinematic fog so that zoomers can’t ruin the view for everyone else. Join us and bask in the glory of our unobstructed sky! Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

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New Server IP
GradCraft Server: Funeral > Graduation!
aunt, Boyfriend, Commitment, Communication, decision, difficult choice, emotions, family, Funeral, GradCraft, Graduation, Grief, home country, love, Memories, Priorities, relationship, sacrifice, Server, Support, travel, Understanding
Are you tired of boring old servers where drama is as common as finding diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a llama wearing a top hat appears and challenges you to a dance-off. That’s just a typical day on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even your aunt from another country would want to join. In fact, we have a special VIP section for aunts who love to game!
So, say goodbye to boring graduations and hello to a world of adventure, fun, and llamas in top hats. Join our server now and let the madness begin!

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New Server IP

Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	US WEST
Java Version	1.21.1
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.3

Minecraft Server Overview:

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How long has the server been around?

2. Is the server pay-to-win?

3. Are there any world resets?

4. Can I claim land to protect it from griefing?

5. Is there a world border or spawn location?

6. How can I set up a shop on the server?