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CraftyCreeperCentral

Communication, Conflict, CraftyCreeperCentral, Crisis, critical moment, de-escalation, Diplomacy, escalate, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, iran, Message, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Peace, Tension, united states, US, Warning

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4043
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Towns Built:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Potions Brewed:	112	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than the US and Iran combined! we have players from all over the world sending messages to each other not to escalate at ‘critical moments’ in the game. but don’t worry, our admins are always there to keep the peace and make sure things don’t get too out of hand. plus, our world is so big, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle east yourself! so come join us for some crazy fun and intense moments, you won’t regret it!

The Pointless Minecraft SMP Board

10 years ago, AVIF vs JXL, banned, Board, coming here, copypasted, DELETED, Fun, IMMEDIATELY, INTERESTING, JOKE, linux vs windows, Minecraft, multiple days, old /g/, overmoderated, Pointless, ragebait, smp, sucked out, Technology, Threads

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8187
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Votes:	8275
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Void Gems Collected:	40
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring, overmoderated Minecraft SMPs where you get banned for even cracking a joke? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for outrageous adventures, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?). Our community is filled with wacky characters and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about the same old debates about Linux vs Windows, on our server, we argue about important things like whether diamonds or emeralds make better armor (spoiler alert: it’s emeralds).

So come on over and join the chaos, because we’re bringing the fun back to Minecraft, one explosion at a time!

Divine Minds Minecraft Server

biology, continue the race, Creation, Divine, Evolution, Existence, feeling good, GOD, Impulses, Instincts, intelligent humans, Life, lure, Minds.., Minecraft, Pleasure, Procreation, purpose, Reproduction, Server, sex, species, Survival, temptation

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question the meaning of life? Well, look no further! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that even God himself would be impressed.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and surviving in a world where sex feels good just to lure you in. That’s right, we’ve taken Minecraft to a whole new level by incorporating evolutionary theories and God’s mysterious ways into the gameplay.

Who needs a boring old survival mode when you can ponder the meaning of life while mining for diamonds? Why does God need us to be alive or live this life? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – our server will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, join us and let the good feeling of sex lure you into a world of endless possibilities. Just remember, it’s all in the name of continuing the species (and having a darn good time while doing it)!

No-Selfie Minecraft SMP

#forum guidelines, disrespectful behavior., forum culture, forum moderation, forum posting rules, forum rules, internet behavior, Minecraft, NoSelfie, offensive language, online behavior, Online Community, online etiquette, online forums, online forums etiquette, online posting, personal boundaries, self picture posts, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Self-expression, self-image, smp

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Villages Defended:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no personality? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you!

Join us on our wild and wacky server where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken cult? Why not! This server is all about letting your creativity run wild and having a blast while doing it.

And let’s not forget about our legendary events. From epic PvP battles to ridiculous building challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. True story.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories together. And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun!

Arachnid Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, appreciation, Arachnid, bi-weeklies, cute, Edgy, Kid, Minecraft, Octopus Girl, Sensei, series, Server, spider man

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Buildings Constructed:	28	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by Sensei, who was not only cute but also edgy as a kid! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, Sensei single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Legend has it that the creepers still tremble at the mention of Sensei’s name.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures. From rainbow-colored sheep to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds galore.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Sensei doing a backflip off a cliff while fighting off a horde of zombies. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

The Nutty Minecraft SMP General

70728308, ALL ARE WELCOME, Blowjob under mask edition, bond with other anons, bully, Game, general, hang out, Minecraft, no nut november, NUTTY, participating, post porn, smp, Tease, Thread

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7747
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Falling into the Void:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including blowjobs under masks! Join us for a wild and crazy time as we bond with other anons in the game this month. Who knows, you might even find your true love while building a dirt hut together.

But beware, if you’re not into teasing and bullying, this might not be the server for you. We encourage posting porn and hanging out with fellow players who have a twisted sense of humor.

In our last thread, things got so out of hand that someone accidentally spawned a dragon in the middle of a village. It was chaos, but hey, that’s just another day in our wacky world.

So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity. See you in the game!

Blocky Love Minecraft Server

Alpha, alpha lover, alpha male, blocky, dominant force, dominant lover, dominant partner, erotic control, erotic dominance, God of Lust, love, lustful deity, lustful god, lustful master, Minecraft, primal desire, primal passion, seductive beast, seductive force, Server, Sexual Behemoth, sexual power, sexual prowess, The Dominator

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Towns Built:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become a Sexual Behemoth, the God of Lust, the Dominator, the Alpha of all Alphas!

Join our server and experience a world where your wildest fantasies come to life. Want to ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword made of pure awesomeness? Done. How about taming a dragon and using it to fly around and terrorize your enemies? Easy peasy.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in epic arenas filled with lava, traps, and explosive sheep. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made of diamonds (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft legend. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The adventure awaits, my friends.

Autism Minecraft SMP Ronda Rousey WWE Departure

athlete, autism, breaking barriers, Departure, empowerment, inspirational journey, mainstream media, mental health, mental health awareness, Minecraft, neurodiversity, overcoming challenges, personal struggle, professional wrestling, Rhonda Rousey, RONDA, Rousey, Self Discovery, smp, stigma, Women in sports, wrestling career, wwe, WWE superstar

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and you might just run into Rhonda Rousey herself, who left WWE because she discovered her true passion for building epic redstone contraptions in Minecraft. Who knew autism could lead to such a career change? Don’t miss out on the chance to witness her epic builds and maybe even challenge her to a PvP match – just watch out for her signature move, the Autism Armbar! Join our server now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Bedwars, Cheats, cigarettes, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Minecraft, Naruto, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5628
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

AVOID, Behavior, blocky, bunch, Cultural differences, customs, do not, Etiquette, Foreign, germany, Guidelines, International, Laws, Minecraft, Prohibited, Protocol, regulations, reminder, restrictions, rules, Server, taboo, travel, Visit

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t do that IN GERMANY! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained, lederhosen-wearing llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. Trust me, you’ve never felt safer in a virtual world.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited schnitzel and sauerkraut for all players to enjoy. Who needs diamonds when you have delicious German cuisine at your fingertips?

3. Our server is home to the legendary Schwarzwald Forest, where you can find rare resources like enchanted bratwurst and magical beer steins. Just be careful not to anger the forest spirits, or you might find yourself turned into a schnitzel.

4. Every full moon, our server transforms into a giant Oktoberfest celebration, complete with dancing villagers, fireworks, and a massive beer volcano. It’s the party of a lifetime, and you won’t want to miss it.

So come join us on our server, where we don’t do that IN GERMANY – because in Germany, we do things a little differently, and a whole lot crazier. Prost!

Oi Lads! Minecraft SMP Wanka Fockin’ Outfit

British, CAMON, controversy, cultural sensitivity, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Fockin, GIVE IM SAM, Lads, Minecraft, Oi, Outfit, Outrage, poppy, protest, Remembrance, Slang, smp, social media, tradition, viral, WANKA

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8489
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Enchantments Applied:	282	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Alright you cheeky blokes, listen up! This server is the absolute bollocks, mate. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle of Steve vs. Herobrine, where they settle their differences with a dance-off. Or maybe you’re just here for the legendary treasure hunt that leads to a secret disco party in the Nether.

But be warned, if you don’t wear your poppy, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in front of the Ender Dragon. So grab your sword, put on your best armor, and come join the madness. It’s gonna be a right laugh, innit?