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  • HateShowButTheyLove – Minecraft SMP

    HateShowButTheyLove – Minecraft SMP

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    Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit. Like, you gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest adventures. Like, one time we had a creeper riding a pig and it was like, the funniest thing ever.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds? Yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there, bro. And the best part is, we have a pet zombie named Steve who guards it all. He’s a bit smelly, but he’s a good boy.

    And the community on this server is like, so awesome. We have this one dude who only speaks in pig Latin and another guy who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere. It’s wild, man.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server that’s full of laughs, epic builds, and just all-around craziness, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the shenanigans begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Flop2Classic Minecraft SMP

    Flop2Classic Minecraft SMP

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    Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that was a total flop at first but now it’s like a classic meme that everyone’s talking about? It’s like the underdog of SMPs, but now it’s the king of the jungle, ya feel me?

    So, like, this server started off as a hot mess, with glitches everywhere and mobs spawning in your face every two seconds. But then, like, the admin team went ham on fixing stuff and now it’s smoother than a baby’s bottom. And the best part? We have this secret underground club where we all wear llama hats and dance to disco music. It’s lit, fam.

    Oh, and did I mention the legendary treasure hunt that happens every full moon? Yeah, bro, we hide diamonds and enchanted gear all over the map and you gotta solve riddles and fight off evil chickens to find ’em. It’s like Indiana Jones meets Angry Birds, but with more explosions.

    So, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of epic fails and epic wins, come join us on this Minecraft SMP server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a funny story to tell your grandkids, amirite? Peace out, my dudes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Massive Overreaction Minecraft SMP

    Massive Overreaction Minecraft SMP

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    Looking to join a Minecraft SMP that’s as wildly entertaining as a 1941 Wolf of Wall Street? Look no further! Our server is so popular, it’s practically underrated due to all the dipshits out there trying to be contrarian. But don’t worry, we’re here to set the record straight and show you just how immensely watchable and entertaining our SMP can be.

    Forget about boring and stuffy servers, this is where the real fun happens. We’ve got insane builds, crazy adventures, and more drama than a soap opera. So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next big star of our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyConundrum Minecraft Server

    CraftyConundrum Minecraft Server

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    Imagine a Minecraft server so epic, so mind-blowingly awesome, that it would have been the PS4’s poster child if Bloodborne never released. Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a pixelated land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server unlike any other. This server was home to the most epic battles, the most jaw-dropping builds, and the most hilarious shenanigans you could ever imagine. People from all over the world flocked to this server, drawn in by the promise of adventure and endless fun.

    But that’s not all. This server was rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who had once conquered the entire world in a single day. Some say that if you listen closely on a quiet night, you can hear the ghost’s whispers guiding you to hidden treasures and secret dungeons.

    So, why should you join this Minecraft server? Because it’s not just a server, it’s a wild, crazy, unpredictable adventure waiting to happen. Join us, and who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crafty AF: Game of the Year my ass

    Crafty AF: Game of the Year my ass

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be the “Game of the Year”? Well, look no further because our server is the REAL deal. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and gold for eternity.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

    So, if you’re ready to experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join us today. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, “Game of the Year my ass.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • torcraft: where semi-anarchy meets vanilla, like a chaotic ice cream sundae!

    torcraft: where semi-anarchy meets vanilla, like a chaotic ice cream sundae!

    New Minecraft Servers

    torcraft Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Details Information
    IP torcraft.org
    Server Version 1.20.6
    Host Location Europe
    Commands Use /help to find out
    Website https://torcraft.org/
    Discord https://discord.torcraft.org/

    FAQ

    1. What type of server is torcraft?

    torcraft is a semi-anarchy, high-tps Minecraft server where hacking and doxxing are not allowed.

    2. Will the map ever be reset?

    No, the map will never be reset.

    3. Is there a queue to join the server?

    No, there is no queue on torcraft.

    4. How can I find out more commands on the server?

    Use the command /help to find out more commands available on the server.

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  • JewCraft Minecraft Server

    JewCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for players who want to experience the chaos of the Carthaginian empire prevailing in the Punic Wars! Join us and battle it out in epic PvP matches where you can ride elephants into battle and unleash your inner Hannibal. Plus, we have special quests where you can uncover ancient artifacts and unlock secret powers that will make you unstoppable. So why wait? Join our server now and rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • SassySMPQueen – The Minecraft SMP Meanie

    SassySMPQueen – The Minecraft SMP Meanie

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and dysfunctional Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of being a decent human being and want to embrace your inner jerk? Look no further, because on this server, we encourage you to be mean and rude to everyone you meet!

    Join us if you enjoy making people cry, stealing from your loved ones, and just generally being a terrible person. Our community thrives on drama and betrayal, so if you’re looking for a place to unleash your inner dick, this is the server for you!

    But don’t worry, we’re all in this together. We’ll support you in your quest to be the biggest jerk you can be, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll learn something about yourself along the way. So come on, join us and let’s spread chaos and mayhem in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • WeddingDrama Minecraft Server

    WeddingDrama Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama and awkward situations? Then join our Minecraft server for a break from reality! Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the wedding planning and step-family drama. Build your dream world and forget about forced smiles and fake happiness.

    On our server, you can create a world where your mom is still with you and your dad isn’t marrying someone new. You can build a virtual paradise where you never have to deal with step-siblings or awkward family dynamics.

    Join now and let your imagination run wild! Who needs a step-mom when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build a world where you can be happy without all the drama. See you in the game, where family drama doesn’t exist!

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  • KidRageCraft

    KidRageCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of spending time with annoying toddlers who just won’t stop talking and crying? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only crying you’ll hear is from players who can’t handle the epic builds and intense battles!

    Forget about embarrassing car rides and public meltdowns, on our server, you can explore vast worlds and build magnificent structures without any whiny toddlers in sight. Plus, if you ever feel like ignoring someone, just turn off your chat – problem solved!

    Join us now and experience the joy of Minecraft without the hassle of dealing with spoiled children. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures that will leave you wanting more? See you in the game, where the only tears shed are tears of joy!

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