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Butt Clean Minecraft Server

anal care, body cleanliness, body odor, butt, butthole hygiene, clean, hygiene habits, hygiene maintenance, hygiene practices, hygiene routine, hygiene tips, intimate care, intimate hygiene, intimate scent, Minecraft, natural cleaning, oral sex preparation, personal hygiene, scent profile, self-care, Server, soap-free cleaning, water cleaning

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3558
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to explore new ways of self-care and personal hygiene! Forget about soap, we’re all about that water cleanse for a unique scent profile that will leave your enemies drooling…literally.

Join us for a chance to show off your freshly scented behind in epic PvP battles, where your opponents won’t know what hit them (or rather, what smells so good). Who needs armor when you’ve got a tantalizing aroma that will distract even the most skilled players?

So come on, dive into our server and let your scent do the talking. Who knows, maybe you’ll even attract a special someone who appreciates a well-seasoned player. It’s a crazy idea, but hey, in Minecraft, anything is possible!

Finno Ugric Empire Minecraft SMP

arctic circle, Arctic region, Canada, cold climate, cultural heritage, Empire, Finno, Finno-Ugrics, Greenland, indigenous communities, indigenous peoples, indigenous rights, Inuit culture, Minecraft, native languages, native traditions, Natives of Russia, northern hemisphere, northern territories, smp, traditional knowledge, Ugric, Ugrics, uralics, Usa

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3614
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	408

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the land north of 90o latitude is ruled by the Finno-Ugrics, Ugrics, Uralics, and all our native pals from Russia, Greenland, Canada, and the USA! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The polar bears are our allies and will fight alongside you in epic battles against rival factions. They may look cute, but trust me, they are fierce warriors.

2. Our currency is made entirely of ice blocks, because who needs boring old gold coins when you can have frozen currency that melts in your inventory?

3. The northern lights are our disco lights, and every Saturday night we have a massive dance party under the aurora borealis. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a pack of wolves under the shimmering lights.

4. Our faction leaders are direct descendants of Santa Claus himself, so you know we’ve got that Christmas magic on our side. Plus, our secret weapon is a sleigh pulled by flying reindeer. Beat that, other servers!

So come join us in this icy wonderland, where the cold never bothered us anyway and the adventures are as wild as a blizzard in July. See you there, snow warriors!

Druidical Wyverns SMP

Adventure, Challenges, community-driven, Custom Modpack, Druidical Wyvern, Economy, Events, Factions, Immersive, immersive SMP, ip address, Magic, Minecraft, modded world, Modpack, PvE, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, thrivng community, touch of roleplay

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8497	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Divine Spears Created:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

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Amelia Watson & Dooby Minecraft Server

adorable, Amelia, Amelia Watson, angel, appreciation, Community, cute, Dooby, dorky, Fan, Gaming, hololive, Idol, Kawaii, Minecraft, Server, streaming, Support, Thread, virtual, Vtuber, Watson, Wholesome, Wonderful

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7207
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, mischief, and plenty of shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident Minecraft experts, Amelia Watson and Dooby. These two are like the dynamic duo of the server, always getting into crazy situations and causing mayhem wherever they go. But hey, that’s what makes the game so much fun, right?

Amelia is our adorable, dorky angel who will charm you with her wit and humor. And Dooby? Well, let’s just say he’s the master of pranks and never fails to keep us on our toes. Together, they make the perfect team for all your Minecraft escapades.

So come on and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you? Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Let’s get crafting and laughing together!

All Out War Minecraft SMP

aggression, all-out war, battle, Bloodshed, CASUALTIES, Chaos, Combat, Conflict, Confrontation, Destruction, Fight, hostility, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, smp, soldiers, Struggle, violence, War, WARFARE, warzone

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9454
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of peaceful, boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds cute little houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is ALL OUT WAR! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and total chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a gang of players in full diamond armor come charging at you, swords swinging! It’s every player for themselves in this wild, lawless land.

But that’s not all – we also have insane events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire server is blown to bits, “Mob Madness Mondays” where mobs spawn in massive hordes, and “Wacky Wednesdays” where gravity is turned off and players can fly around like superheroes.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, join us for ALL OUT WAR! Just be prepared to fight for your life and your loot at every turn.

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Anarchy, Creative, Earth, Economy, Gamemodes, high quality, Ip:, Join, Kalpe, Minecraft, Mini Games, Play, Prison, PvP, Server, Supported

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3048
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Kalpe is a high quality minecraft server with many different fun gamemodes to play.

Our IP: play.kalpe.net

1.21.4 Supported!

Join now!

play.kalpe.net

Pixel Princesses Minecraft Server

Android, Anime, character design, collectible, Combat, Customization, favorite doll, Gacha game, Girl’s Frontline, Ios, Military, Minecraft, mobile game, multiplayer, PIXEL, Princesses, Server, Shooter, Story-Driven, strategy, tactical rpg, Team Building, Vepley, waifu

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9020
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Emeralds Found:	3081

Do you love dolls as much as I do? Well, on our server, you can bring your favorite doll, Vepley, to life in the virtual world of Minecraft! Build a dollhouse fit for a queen, complete with diamond-encrusted Barbie furniture and a runway for your doll fashion shows. Join us and let Vepley reign supreme in the land of blocks and pixels. Who needs real friends when you have a doll as fabulous as Vepley?

> takes 16 years to release a game… Minecraft SMP

16 years, Commitment, Dedication, delayed gratification, delayed launch, delayed release, development timeline, Game, game creation, game development, game production, game release, gaming industry, hard work, long development cycle, long-awaited game, Minecraft, patience, perseverance, project management, Release, smp, TAKES, time-consuming process, video games, Years

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4828
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of waiting 16 years for a game to be released? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP server is so fast-paced, we release a new update every 16 minutes! Join us and experience the thrill of constantly evolving gameplay that will keep you on your toes (or blocky feet) at all times. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a team of super intelligent chickens who have been secretly plotting world domination through the power of pixelated blocks. Don’t miss out on the chance to join our wacky world and help us fend off the feathered fiends!

Deadwood

Banks, Caravans, Challenges, daily events, Deadwood, FASTEST, Gaming, Gang, law, Loot, Minecraft, outlaw, PvP, robbery, Roleplay, secret missions, Server, Sheriff, Western, wild west

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	149	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Void Gems Collected:	33	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Magic Items Found:	2066

Deadwood – Live the Wild West Unique PvP challenges: choose to uphold the law or live as an outlaw.

Attack caravans and rob banks. Wear the sheriff’s star and protect the city. Form a gang and accumulate loot. Daily events and secret missions. Are you ready to prove that you are the fastest? Visit: deadwoodmc.com

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Tech Takeover Minecraft Server

American workers, big tech takeover, Censorship, CONSERVATIVE, employment discrimination, employment opportunities, foreign workers, H1Bs, immigration, job market, job prospects, Jobs, maga movement, Minecraft, Natives, political movement, Server, silicon valley, social media, TAKEOVER, Tech, tech industry, technology sector, workforce diversity

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	3863	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Votes:	1473
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Holy Grails Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of the big tech takeover? Want to join a Minecraft server where MAGA reigns supreme and the natives have a chance to get jobs in the sector? Look no further! Our server is run by a team of patriotic redstone engineers who are dedicated to keeping out the H1Bs and making Minecraft great again. Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that will have you saying “Make Minecraft Great Again!” in no time. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us today!