The Movie Bob Is My Favorite Critic Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	780
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	514527	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the movie bob is our favorite critic! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server mascot is a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will protect you from any creepers that come your way. – We have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. – The only way to get diamonds on our server is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds. – Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained llamas who will help you with any issues you may encounter. They may spit at you, but it’s all in good fun. – Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

AverageMinecraft10/10

10/10, Audience, Average, AverageMinecraft1010, Buzz, Cinema, Critic, critique, Disappointment, film, hype, Mainstream, Movie, opinion, overhyped, Overrated, perspective, Popular, Rating, review, Subjective

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5578
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Farms Harvested:	851
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the blockbuster movie everyone hyped up as a 10/10 but you thought was just meh.

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. We promise you’ll never have a dull moment because our server is like that movie that had you scratching your head wondering what all the fuss was about.

So why join our server? Because just like that overrated movie, we’ll leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are haunted by ghostly creepers and our Nether portal leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies breakdance. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now!

MetaCraft Server: 99 Score Unbeatable

achievement, Critic, excepțional, film, highest score, historical, human history, Impressive.., metacraft, Metascore, milestone, Movie, Perfection, Rating, RECORD, remarkable, review, Score, Server, top score, Unbeatable, Unparalleled, untouchable

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Star Shards Collected:	188
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Are you tired of playing on basic, boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has a 99 Metascore, making it the most legendary server in the history of Minecraft! Legend has it that players who join our server instantly become Minecraft gods, with the ability to build entire cities with just a snap of their fingers. Not only that, but our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, including a diamond-encrusted creeper and a pig riding a dragon. So why wait? Join our server now and become a Minecraft legend!

1to10to10 Minecraft SMP

1to10to10, binge-worthy, Character development, COMEBACK, Critic, Entertainment, Favorite, Improvement, Minecraft, must watch, plot twist, Rating, Recommendation, redemption arc, review, series, smp, Surprise, television, transformation, tv show, Underdog, unexpected

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Have you ever watched a TV show that started off as a total snoozefest but then turned into a total banger? Well, imagine joining our Minecraft SMP is like that, but on steroids!

Picture this: you log on for the first time and everything seems pretty meh. But then, out of nowhere, a herd of flying pigs descends from the sky and starts doing the cha-cha slide. And that’s just the beginning.

Our server is like a rollercoaster of epicness, with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible, of course). From secret underground dance parties to llama rodeos in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of your life, then buckle up and join us. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a dance-off with a creeper. Stranger things have happened, right?

This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

Cinema, Critic, culture, Entertainment, film, Honest, hype, Kino, lit, Media, Minecraft, Movie, NOT, opinion, opinionated, Overrated, Popular, pretending, review, smp, tired, Truth, Underrated

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3102
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8735	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

CraftyKaraMurzaVanish

Accountability, Activist, Corruption, CraftyKaraMurzaVanish, Critic, detention, Disappearance, Government, Hospital, HUMAN RIGHTS, investigation, Justice, Kara-Murza, Kremlin, missing, opposition, Politics, Prison, putin, russia, Transfer

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

so like, u know how in minecraft u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, u can do all that and MORE! like, one time, this dude named Putin tried to play on our server but we banned him cuz he kept griefing everyone’s builds. then this other dude named kara-murza joined and we were all like, “hey, welcome to the server!” but then he went missing after we transferred him to the prison hospital. it was like, so crazy, man.

but don’t worry, our server is totally safe and fun and u should totally join cuz we have the best community ever and we do all these cool events like building competitions and treasure hunts and stuff. plus, we have the best mods who are always there to help u out if u need it. so come join us and have the time of ur life on our totally not sketchy at all minecraft server!

WeinsteinCraft Minecraft Server

aids, controversial, Critic, dark humor, Dead, death, first name, food critic, Gay, hair, Illness, Jay, last name, LGBTQ, Minecraft, offensive, poetry, Provocative, rhyming, satire, Server, Weinstein, WeinsteinCraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even if your last name is Weinstein and your first name is Jay, you can still join in on the fun! We don’t discriminate against food critics or anyone who is “fucking gay”, in fact, we embrace all players with open arms and pixelated hearts.

On our server, you can grow as much hair on your face as you want, because who needs a head full of hair when you have a glorious beard in the virtual world? And don’t worry about catching AIDS and dying, because in our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll catch is a case of the giggles from all the ridiculous shenanigans that happen on a daily basis.

So come on in and join us for some blocky adventures, where the only thing you’ll be dead set on is having a blast!

Blockbuster Critic’s Crafty Server

blockbuster, Crafty, Critic, critic I wanted, Critics, I wanted, I wanted to see, Movie, Movie Critic, movie critic I wanted, movie critic I wanted to see, movie critic wanted, movie critic wanted to see, see, see the movie, see the movie critic, Server, wanted, wanted to see, wanted to see the movie, wanted to see the movie critic

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4975
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1931

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a movie critic – always ready to critique your building skills and give you two thumbs up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper movie premieres, epic build battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, and a community of players who are as dramatic as a Hollywood blockbuster. So grab your popcorn and get ready for the ultimate Minecraft experience – because on our server, every block is a star!

Haters Gonna Mine

came out, change in opinion, controversial, Critic, critical reception, cult classic, every gamer, Game, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Gonna, Happened, HATED, Haters, Loves.., misunderstood, Nostalgia, now.., Popular, Redemption, reevaluation, shift in perspective

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9701
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	76	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	114	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their boring quests and serious players? Well, look no further because on our server, we have llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena!

Join us for epic battles against zombie unicorns and skeleton ninjas, embark on quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and build your own floating castle made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creeper DJs and enderman breakdancers. And don’t forget to visit our enchanted taco stand for some magical snacks.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig with a jetpack while shooting fireballs from a rainbow wand? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

MineBR VS Hypixel

#exciting, Adventure, Bosses, BUILD, Community, Crafting, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Explore, Fun, Minigames, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skills, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1373
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Hypixel	MineBR
Large player base	Simple and enjoyable gameplay
Wide variety of minigames	Extra features to enhance gameplay
Frequent updates and events	Community-focused environment
Active staff team	Custom plugins and additions

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How many players are typically online on Hypixel and MineBR?

On Hypixel, there can be tens of thousands of players online at any given time. MineBR, on the other hand, may have a smaller player base with hundreds of players online simultaneously.

2. What minigames are available on Hypixel and MineBR?

Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames, including Bed Wars, SkyWars, and Murder Mystery. MineBR may have fewer minigames but focuses on providing a unique and enjoyable gameplay experience.

3. How often do Hypixel and MineBR release updates?

Hypixel is known for its frequent updates and events, keeping the player base engaged and excited. MineBR also provides updates, but they may focus more on custom plugins and features to enhance gameplay.

4. Is there a strong community presence on Hypixel and MineBR?

Hypixel has a large and active community, with forums, Discord channels, and events to bring players together. MineBR may have a smaller community but offers a more personal and community-focused environment.

SlavCraft – Where Non-White Memes Go to Die

controversy, Cultural, cultural appropriation, Debunked, Die, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, Europe, History, Identity, internet, meme, memes, Misinformation, non-white, NonWhite, Origin, Race, SlavCraft, slavs, social media, stereotype, viral

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with regular players? Do you want to join a server where slavs are celebrated for their non-white awesomeness? Look no further than our server, where we have epic battles between the Squat Squad and the Adidas Army! Explore our Slav Village, where the vodka flows like water and tracksuits are the official uniform. Join now for a chance to win a pet bear companion and claim your spot as the ultimate Slav warrior!

UwenSMP

bedrock, Biomes, Community, community-driven growth, Cross-Play, crossplay, friendly players, gaming experience, Interaction, java, Memories, Minecraft, Plugins, proximity voice chat, Structures, Suggestions, Survival, Terralith, UwenSMP, Veinminer, Vibrant Community

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to UwenSMP – your ultimate crossplay Minecraft destination, where both Bedrock and Java players unite in a vibrant community! Immerse yourself in our server featuring exciting plugins like Terralith, boasting breathtaking biomes and unique structures. Say goodbye to floating trees and incomplete ore veins with the convenience of Veinminer. Plus, enhance your gaming experience with optional proximity voice chat, fostering real-time interaction among players. At UwenSMP, we value your suggestions and prioritize community-driven growth to continually elevate our server. Join us today and become part of our thriving community, where you’ll meet friendly, like-minded players and create unforgettable memories together!

66.206.27.114:50027

Minecraft Mania Madness: Micomet Shillarama! Join the LOLzy fun on our high traffic server now! Go go go!

collab, content creators, Duo, dynamic, fan favorite, Fun, hanging out, HIGH, holomem, hype, IDOLS, Join, LOLzy, madness, Mania, MARRIED, Micomet, Minecraft, official Cover MV, OkaKoro, Popular, relationship, Server, Shillarama, shilled pairing, shipping, Talking, traffic, trending, virtual youtubers

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	152	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Animals Bred:	59	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Zombie Dances:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Crops Grown:	6993

Are you tired of boring, overhyped Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the Micomet of the Minecraft world – constantly collabing, hanging out, and making waves! You’ll be seeing more of us than you do of OkaKoro’s epic wedding in that Cover MV. Join us for a server experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Hololive stream! (Disclaimer: OkaKoro fans, please don’t come for us, we love them too!)

HordeMaster5000 – The Minecraft Server That’s 5x More Popular Than Any Other Horde Server

Alliance, Blood Elves, Characters, Elves, FANTASY, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, Horde, Horde Race, Horde vs Alliance, HordeMaster5000, Lore, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, online gaming, Player Characters, Popular, Race, reputation, Server, strategy, World of Warcraft

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8617
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Runes Activated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server and become a Blood Elf for outrageous perks and abilities that are 5x more popular than any other race in the game! How do the Blood Elves do it, you ask? Well, rumor has it they have a secret potion that grants them superhuman Minecraft skills – from building epic castles in seconds to battling mobs with lightning speed. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and unleash your inner Blood Elf!

Artisans Network

alcohol, artisans network, Beta Testing, celestia, development process, Discord, Dr. Al3k, Economy, Factions, Gods, Minecraft, nation, Program, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Shop, Survival, TAVERN, Towny, Wars

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8596
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Start your journey in the world of “Celestia”, a new land where you can rule your nation, have your own shop, fight your wars, pray your own roleplay gods and where you can drink a bit of alchool with ur buddies in a tavern after a day of hard work.

Join today our discord server to keep up with the developmente process!

Invite link: https://discord.gg/pnjSa5anb4 P.S. We are currently in BETA TESTING! For more information, after joining the discord, dm Dr. Al3k to join the program!

artisansnetwork.sytes.net

KINO-CRAFT.FUN l 1.16 – 1.20 v Minecraft server

1.16, 1.20, Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Gaming, KINO-CRAFT, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Shop, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Emeralds Found:	4408	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

The owner of the server “KINO-CRAFT.FUN l 1.16 – 1.20 v” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

kino-craft.fun

DivorceBlock – Where you can mine, craft, and save marriages in America and beyond! Join now for love and fun in Minecraft!

Alimony, America, child support, Craft, divorce incentives, divorce rape, DivorceBlock, domestic battery, emotional investment, family court, fines, Fun, homewreckers, Imprisonment, Investment, Join, love, Marriages, Minecraft, monogamy, penalties, punishment, Save, save marriage, sex offender list, sexism, slut shaming, unworthy women

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7940
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Emeralds Found:	4705	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where we strive to save marriages one block at a time! Join us as we rid the virtual world of divorce incentives like child support and alimony, because who needs that drama in their pixelated life?

We play favorites in family court – but only if you’re on our side! Women will learn to be less greedy and selfish by working together to build the most epic virtual kingdom ever seen.

Homewreckers beware, if you dare violate the sanctity of monogamy on our server, you’ll be imprisoned for a minimum of 5 years and put on the virtual sex offender list for being a filthy, blocky whore.

Domestic battery? Not on our watch! Women will be punished just as harshly as men, because equality means everyone gets hit with a virtual banhammer.

Slut shaming is back, baby! Get ready to be fined and penalized for your scandalous pixelated behavior.

So join us on our quest to make marriage great again – because why invest in an unworthy woman when you can invest in building a virtual empire with us? Say goodbye to that noise – and hello to a marriage-saving Minecraft adventure!

BrowseSMP

Community, Crafting, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, hardcore mode, Land claiming, LifeSteal, Minigames, Mining, mobs, multiplayer, PvP, Quests, Rewards, Shop, Survival, Trading

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9724
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	1198
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Farms Harvested:	364
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Hey there, welcome to GrasenSMP!

Ready for a good time? At GrasenSMP, we’re all about having a blast!

Let’s Battle: With lifesteal in play, every showdown is a chance to prove your skills!

Build Your Wealth: Sell your Items for money and get the richet on the server!

So, why wait? Join us now and let’s kick off the fun! Whether you’re itching for a battle, eager for riches, or just love exploring, GrasenSMP has something for everyone. See you in the game!

grasensmp.minehut.gg

DarkCraft Hub

administrators, bedrock, Bungeecord, DarkCraft, developers, Development, Economy, Factions, Harmony, java, MCMMO, Minecraft, Moderators, Server, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4213
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

A brand new server still under development.

Bedrock players: – Adress: 185.228.82.2 – Port: 25706

Java players: bungeecord.mc-node.net

Looking for developers, looking for Moderators, looking for two Administrators who can work in harmony with eachother.

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