Critez Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crit-ez Network: Only kinda vanilla… like a not-so-bland cupcake.

Active, bedrock, Chatting, Community, Crates, Critez, cupcake, Economy, Events, Fresh, Friendly, java, kinda, Network, new, notsobland, Plugins, Ranks, Reset, Saturday night radio, Shops, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, voice chat, Voting

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

CritezNetwork Server Overview

Type	Semi vanilla survival
Features	Ranks, crates, events
Community	Friendly and player-focused
Platforms	Bedrock, Java, and most old versions
IP Address	critez.network
Discord	https://discord.gg/HdHcCfNx

FAQs about CritezNetwork Server

Q: What makes CritezNetwork different from other Minecraft servers?

A: We focus on creating a friendly and player-centered community, where player feedback is valued and incorporated into server decisions.

Q: Can I play on CritezNetwork with my friends who use different Minecraft versions?

A: Yes, our server is playable on Bedrock, Java, and most old versions of the game.

Q: How often does the server reset?

A: We just reset the server, so it’s still fresh and new for all players to explore and enjoy.

Q: Are there any special events or activities on CritezNetwork?

A: Yes, we host cool events like Saturday night radio for players to join and enjoy.

DadPrankz Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanisms, DadPrankz, emotional manipulation, emotional triggers, family relationships, forgiveness, Grief, medical emergencies, mental health, Minecraft, overreacting, panic attack, parenting, pranks, sensitivity, Server, Trauma, Trust

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Join now for some heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping action that will have you questioning reality!

Our server is so intense, even your dad won’t know what hit him! With crazy pranks and unexpected twists around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next. Just like when your dad pretended to be dead – talk about a real heart-stopper!

But don’t worry, we also cater to those with anxiety. Our server is the perfect place to face your fears and conquer your phobias. Who needs therapy when you can just log on to our server and face your worst nightmares head-on?

So come join us for a wild ride of emotions, from panic attacks to laughter to tears. Our server is the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, and you won’t want to miss out. Just remember, when your dad pranks you, it’s all in good fun – right?

NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC

apartment, bills, Boundaries, Boyfriend, disagreement, home, housing arrangement, Lease, living situation, living together, NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC, personal space, Rent, roommate, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommates, Safety, third person

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5732
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life roommate drama and build your dream world without any unwanted guests!

Join us and build your own two-bedroom flat, where you never have to worry about rude, loud, and messy roommates like Jake crashing on your virtual couch. Our lease agreement is crystal clear – this is YOUR home, and you don’t have to share it with anyone you don’t want to.

But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hanging like Anne did. We offer special discounts on rent for solo players who want to keep their virtual space drama-free. And if anyone tries to invade your space, just block them like you would a pesky creeper.

So come join us on our server and let’s build a world where you can truly feel at home – no unwanted roommates allowed! Remember, in Minecraft, you’re the master of your domain.

LawfulMinecraftSMP

bizarre rules, Context, historical laws, law background, law backstory, law history, law logic, law origins, law reasoning, LawfulMinecraftSMP, legal context, legal history, legal reasoning, odd regulations, peculiar legislation, quirky rules, strange laws, strange legislation, uncommon regulations, unique laws, unusual law

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2606
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only law is that you have to wear a pink tutu while mining diamonds. I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, once you hear the backstory, it all makes sense.

Legend has it that our server was once ruled by a group of evil chickens who were obsessed with fashion. They demanded that all players wear pink tutus as a sign of respect, or else they would unleash their army of killer bunnies on anyone who dared to defy them. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the chance to overthrow these fashion-obsessed fowls and restore order to our wacky world.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional killer bunny attack). Who knows what crazy laws and insane stories await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

CreeperCrisisMC

blunder, consequences, CreeperCrisisMC, epic fail, error, error in judgment, facepalm, Failure, faux pas, hindsight, learning experience, mess up, mishap, misjudgment, mistake, Oh No!, Oops, realization, regret, screw-up, wrong decision

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8936
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Potions Brewed:	122
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds in your favorite Minecraft server when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with creepers, skeletons, and a giant zombie boss that’s out for blood. You think to yourself, “What was that moment when you knew you fucked up?” But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, this is just another Tuesday.

Join our server for the wildest and wackiest adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of killer bunnies to building a fortress made entirely out of cake, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear that only the bravest players can find.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your virtual life. Just remember to watch your back, because you never know what’s lurking around the corner.

CraftyHostages Minecraft Server

Conflict, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHostages, Diplomacy, exchange deal, first phase, gaza, Hamas, hostage release, hostages, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiation process, negotiations, Palestinian territories, peace talks, political agreement, prisoner swap, Release, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	24

HEY U GUISE, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE HAMAS BUT WITHOUT DA TERRORISM, JUST FUN AND GAMES! WE GONNA RELEASE 34 HOSTAGES IN DA FIRST PHASE OF OUR EPIC EXCHANGE DEAL, SO JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA ACTION! BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES, FIGHT OFF CREEPERS, AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH OUR WACKY COMMUNITY! WHY JOIN? CUZ WE GOTTA LOTTA HOSTAGES TO SAVE AND A LOTTA FUN TO HAVE! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! YOLO!

ZelenskyyCraft: Sanctioned Bullshit

aggression, bullshit, Conflict, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Military, Politics, president, russia, sanctioned, sanctions, sanctions policy, Ukraine, united states, US threats, War, world leaders, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Crops Grown:	1934
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Endless Night Skies:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	38

so like, u know how zelenskyy was all like “US threats of sanctions before the war were bullshit”? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that bullshit. it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where u can build ur wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with ur friends.

join our server and u can ride a flying pig into battle, or build a giant statue of ur pet goldfish. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions.

plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help u out. so come join us and escape the bullshit of the real world for a while. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Pixel Pals United

4:3 aspect ratio, 4:3 TV shows, awkward spacing, classic sitcoms, classic television, close proximity, dated TV shows, nostalgic shows, old school television, old tv shows, PALS, PIXEL, retro sitcoms, retro tv, television history., television nostalgia, throwback tv, TV show trivia, United, vintage entertainment, vintage media, vintage sitcoms, vintage television

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	313393	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own world and make frens with virtual block people. we have a secret underground city where u can find rare treasures and fight off evil mobs. once, a player found a diamond sword that shoots fireballs and defeated a dragon the size of a mountain. u can also participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. so come on down and join the fun, cuz on this server, anything is possible!

RumorCraft: Revenge vs Forgiveness

Claiming credit, Conflict Resolution, Coworkers, Distress, emotional distress, forgiveness, interpersonal relationships, negative outcomes, office politics, Problems sleeping, professional behavior, Revenge, RumorCraft, Rumors, sabotage, teamwork, trust issues, undermining, withholding information, work environment, workplace dynamics

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8124
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344
Potions Brewed:	200	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0

SO, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S LIKE WORK BUT WITHOUT ALL DA BACKSTABBIN’ COWORKERS! NO RUMORS, NO SABOTAGE, JUST FUN AND BLOCKS!

U SEE, ON DIS SERVER, U CAN BUILD WHATEVER U WANT WITHOUT WORRYIN’ BOUT SOMEONE STEALIN’ UR IDEAS. U CAN MAKE A CASTLE, A GIANT STATUE OF UR PET CHICKEN, OR EVEN A TACO STAND!

AND GET DIS, IF SOMEONE TRIES TO MESS WITH UR CREATIONS, U CAN JUST BANISH THEM TO THE FAR LANDS WHERE THEY’LL BE SURROUNDED BY CREEPERS FOREVER!

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE FORGIVENESS IS OPTIONAL BUT REVENGE IS ENCOURAGED! LET’S BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER AND LEAVE ALL DA DRAMA BEHIND!

Seraph’s Wild

active community, Biomes, custom advancements, Custom Items, discord server, Dungeons, Land Claims, nether rehauls, new mobs, proximity chat, Semi Vanilla, Seraphs, Staff Members, Wild

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8029
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Mines Excavated:	2735
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Emeralds Found:	6742
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Server Name	Seraph’s Wild
Server Type	Semi-vanilla fabric Minecraft server

Overview

Seraph’s Wild is a semi-vanilla fabric Minecraft server with a focus on changing vanilla gameplay while keeping everything server-side. You can join straight into the server without needing any mods.

Features

Custom items and biomes with unique effects
New mobs with cool attacks
Rehauls to the end and nether
Massive dungeons to explore
Proximity chat for in-game communication
No land claims, /tpa, /home, etc.
1000+ Custom Advancements
Active community and staff members

Want to join?

Join our Discord server! https://discord.gg/SS9MNQFZMc

FAQ

Q: Do I need any mods to play on the server?

A: No, everything is server-side, so you can jump straight into the server without needing any mods.

Q: Are there custom items on the server?

A: Yes, there are custom items and biomes with unique effects.

Q: Is there a limit to how many players can join the server?

A: There is no specific limit, but the server may have a cap based on its capacity.

Q: Can I communicate with other players in-game?

A: Yes, there is proximity chat available for in-game communication.

Q: How do I explore the massive dungeons on the server?

A: You can spend hundreds of hours exploring the massive dungeons on the server.

Q: Are there any special features in the end and nether?

A: Yes, there are huge rehauls to the end and nether to keep you entertained.

Tropical Sands 1.20.1

1.20.1, beach activities, beach atmosphere, beach culture in Brazil, beach destinations, beach experience, beach relaxation, beach scenery, beach tourism, beach travel., Beach Vibes, Beach Weather, beaches in Brazil, Brazilian beach lifestyle, Brazilian beach resorts, Brazilian beaches, Brazilian coastline, Brazilian vacation spots, sands, sandy shores, sun and sand, Tropical, Tropical beaches

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4116
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	2786	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Dude, forget about Brazilian beaches, have you heard about this Minecraft server where the sand is made of diamonds and the water is pure lava? Join now for the ultimate beach experience, where you can mine for treasure and swim in fiery pits of doom! Who needs real beaches when you can have this insane virtual paradise? Get ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills tested to the max!