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ScanCraft: Where Savings Stay with Us!

Automation, business model, cashiers, Consumer, convenience, cost saving, customer experience, customer service, efficiency, employment, Labor, Pricing, profit margins, Retail, retail industry, savings, ScanCraft, self-scanners, shopping, stay, Technology, technology adoption, wages

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3268
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2799
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down here. like, did you know that the pigs can fly and the cows can do the cha-cha? yeah, man, it’s wild.

but that’s not even the best part. like, on this server, you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle. yeah, man, it’s like a freakin’ fantasy land up in here.

and get this, on this server, the creepers are actually friendly. like, they’ll come up to you and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like a total mind trip, man.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s as crazy as a squirrel on caffeine, then you gotta come check this one out. trust me, you won’t regret it.

PolarizedCraft: Extreme Views & Extreme Actions

actions, ambivalence, Beliefs, compensation, discomfort, EXTREME, extreme actions, extreme beliefs, extreme support, extreme views, feelings, Insecurity, polarized views, PolarizedCraft, political violence, promote, study, Support, Views, Weak

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9118
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	7812
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Votes:	3002
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Love Letters Sent:	6

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE A POLITICAL DEBATE GONE WILD!

WE GOT AMBIVALENCE AND POLARIZED VIEWS FLYIN’ AROUND LIKE CRAZY!

FEELIN’ WEAK OR INSECURE ABOUT YOUR BELIEFS? NO WORRIES, OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL RIGHT AT HOME!

WATCH OUT FOR THOSE EXTREME ACTIONS THOUGH, THEY’LL HAVE YOU BUILDIN’ CASTLES AND FIGHTIN’ DRAGONS IN NO TIME!

COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND SEE WHERE YOUR BELIEFS TAKE YOU! (PRO TIP: BRING SNACKS, YOU’LL NEED ‘EM)

BONUSGRIEF Minecraft server

Account.., banner, BONUSGRIEF, description, Fun, Gaming, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OWNER, Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1512
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

The owner of the server “BONUSGRIEF” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

95.217.53.188:25963

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos and pureness collide – No hacks allowed, just good ol’ anarchy s’il vous plaît!

Active, Allies, Allowed, Anarchy, betray, borders, Chaos, collide, Community, Conquer, Discord, Escaping, Good, Hacks, map size, Nether, ONLINE, plait, Players, pureness, PvP, semi anarchy, Server, SIL, Simply, Spawn, starter base, Survival, tb, Vanilla, Video, vous

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Divine Spears Created:	21
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Enchantments Applied:	228

Simply Vanilla Server Overview:

Server Name	Simply Vanilla
Server Type	Anarchy
Rules	No hacking/duping allowed
Features	Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof
IP	simplyvanilla.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF
Website	https://simplyvanilla.net
Map Size	10 TB+

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Can I hack or dupe on the server?

No, hacking and duping are not allowed on Simply Vanilla. Players found violating these rules will be banned.

2. What are the server’s features?

Simply Vanilla offers vanilla world-borders and an accessible Nether-roof for players to explore and build in.

3. How long has the server been online?

Simply Vanilla has been online since 2019 with an active community of players and a strong discord presence.

4. How do I escape spawn on the server?

For a guide on how to escape spawn, you can watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

5. Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, players are free to make allies, betray, and conquer bases on Simply Vanilla. However, hacking and duping are still not allowed.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

below, Clingy, CraftyCreeperz, DESPERATE, Fit in, Help, hygiene, LEVEL, metrics, Minecraft, Norman, Server, socially inept, UNCOMFORTABLE, woman naked

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of being a social outcast in the real world? Do you want to escape the judgmental eyes of society and embrace your inner weirdo? Then come join our Minecraft server, where being socially inept is not only accepted, but celebrated!

On our server, you can finally be yourself without fear of being judged for your lack of hygiene or awkward social skills. In fact, we encourage you to embrace your quirks and let your freak flag fly high!

And if you’re worried about never seeing a real-life woman naked, fear not! Our server is full of pixelated babes just waiting to be wooed by your blocky charm. Who needs real women when you have virtual ones at your fingertips?

So come on down to our server and join us in a world where the only metric that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in a single night. Trust us, you’ll fit right in!

PrivateFollowers Minecraft Server

cyberbullying, Cyberbullying prevention, derogatory language, discrimination, Followers, Hate Speech, Homophobia, internet safety, LGBTQ, lists, make private, Minecraft, offensive language, online behavior, online harassment, online safety, privacy, privacy settings, Private, PrivateFollowers, respectful communication, Server, social media

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	5	Towns Built:	3
Votes:	3149	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks, tell jokes, and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds is hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest Minecraft player in history? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most absurd, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember to keep your sense of humor and your pickaxe at the ready – you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next!

Momma’s 10th Baby vs. My Baecation

10th, Allowance, baby, Baecation, Birth, Birthday, Blood, Boyfriend, Chores, Christian, family, Father, hang out, last child, mom, mommas, parents, puke, School, Siblings, train rides, UNCOMFORTABLE, vacation, weekend

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6380
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of having a big family like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic fun and endless adventures.

Imagine having 8 siblings and a mom who just can’t stop popping out babies! But hey, at least you’ll never run out of people to play Minecraft with, right? And who needs money or allowance when you have the joy of watching your mom give birth at home and filming it for memories? It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get the chance to escape the craziness of family life by going on vacation with your boyfriend’s family. Just make sure it’s not too close to your mom’s due date, or you might end up missing out on the blood and puke-filled birth video recording session. Who needs a relaxing vacation when you can have all the drama at home, am I right?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have non-stop entertainment and questionable family dynamics? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

ShookCraft: History Bytes

astonishing history, Bytes, eye-opening history, fascinating history, hidden history, historical curiosities, historical facts, Historical Mysteries, Historical Secrets, History, history trivia, intriguing history, jaw-dropping history, little known history, mind-blowing history, obscure history, overlooked history, Shocking History, ShookCraft, surprising facts, surprising revelations, Unbelievable History, untold history

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Animals Bred:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	390	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with ancient artifacts and hidden treasures? Join us and uncover the mysteries of the past while building your own epic creations above ground! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a part of history in the making!

SanctionCraft USA

Congress, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, embargo, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, new, package, Political, restrictions, SanctionCraft, sanctions, sanctions list, sanctions program, Trade, Treasury Department, united states, Usa, White House

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ores Mined:	9355
Void Armor Forged:	24	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	18

hey u! ya u! ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? well, look no further cuz our server is lit like a creeper on fire! we got more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party and more mobs than a zombie apocalypse!

join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only rule is to have fun! we’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and epic builds that will make you say “holy sheep!”

plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the ender dragon itself!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and see why everyone is talking about our server. trust us, you won’t regret it!

GravityFighters

acceptance, battle, challenge, Conquer, Defeat, Endurance, Fight, force, gravity, GravityFighters, inevitability, Life, Loss, Overcome, perseverance, PHYSICS., resilience, resistance, strength, Struggle, Surrender

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Star Shards Collected:	186
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Enchantments Applied:	55	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

join dis server if u want to be part of a wild ride where the blocks come alive and start dancing the cha cha slide. we got creepers who moonwalk and skeletons who breakdance. the ender dragon? oh he just wants to challenge u to a rap battle.

come on in and build ur dream castle, but watch out for the flying pigs who will steal ur diamonds and replace them with potatoes. our mod team is made up of unicorns who grant wishes and ban griefers by shooting glitter out of their horns.

if u want a server that will make u question reality and laugh until u pee ur pants, then join us now. but be warned, once u enter, there’s no turning back. the madness will consume u and u will never be the same. but hey, at least u’ll have a good time, right?