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CraftyJobs Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6932
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Enchantments Applied:	273	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mines Excavated:	2304	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Have you ever heard of a professional block stacker? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole team of them! They spend hours perfecting their stacking skills to create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Join us and witness the magic of block stacking like never before!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chicken jockeys who ride into battle on the backs of their trusty feathered steeds. They may be small, but they pack a powerful punch!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of stealth and sabotage. Watch out for their sneaky tricks as you navigate the world of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft!

NoSneakPeeking

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2887
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Are you tired of being told to say “please” and “thank you” all the time? Well, on our Minecraft server, manners are a thing of the past! Join us and let your inner rebel run wild as you build, mine, and battle without a care in the world for social etiquette!

We’ve got a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join in on the fun? Just hop on our server and start busting out your best moves!

Oh, and did we mention we have a pet llama named Larry who roams the server handing out quests and mysterious riddles? You never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll find yourself on next!

So if you’re ready to throw social norms out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on our Minecraft server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a dance partner for Larry!

DemonstrateCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8520
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing far right is how far you can fly with an elytra! we got thousands of players protesting against boring servers and demanding more fun and excitement.

join us and fight against the far right mobs that try to take over our world. show them who’s boss by building giant statues of steve punching them in the face!

we have insane events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block, and every full moon we have a dance party with creepers as the DJ.

so come on over and join the revolution against the far right…click that join button now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

BananaCraft: Guilty of Funding Mobs

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6040
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Star Shards Collected:	143

come join our epic minecraft server where bananas are the rulers and chiquita is the giant banana leading the way! we got paramilitaries fighting for us and causing chaos in the land, all thanks to chiquita’s funding. you never know what crazy adventures you’ll have on our server, so join now and get ready for some banana-filled fun!

BlockBusterPornHubCraft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9225
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4

HEY YO! U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN PORN VIDEOS WANNA SPONSOR US! YEAH, U HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE GOT CREEPERS DOIN’ STRIP TEASES AND ZOMBIES TWERKIN’ ON THE DANCE FLOOR!

BUT DAT AIN’T ALL, WE GOT ENDER DRAGONS GIVIN’ OUT FREE DIAMONDS AND VILLAGERS THROWIN’ RAVES IN DA NETHER! OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR PIG RACES? YEAH, WE GOT PIGS RIDIN’ MINECARTS LIKE THEY’RE IN DA KENTUCKY DERBY!

SO COME ON DOWN TO DIS WACKY SERVER AND JOIN DA MADNESS! TRUST ME, U AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE IT!

GalacticGals vs AstroBros

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	5792
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

so, like, you wanna join this amazin’ minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s outta this world, literally! we got women who are like, super tough and can handle spaceflight better than men. like, they got some gene activity goin’ on that keeps ’em chill even in the void of space. men, on the other hand, are all like, “oh no, my gene activity is all messed up and it takes forever to get back to normal once i’m back on Earth.” so, if you wanna be part of a server where the women are the real space warriors, then come join us! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

CraftyTomodachiMC Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5008
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Buildings Constructed:	40	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret storyline where players can fake their own deaths and see how their friends react! It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with twists and turns at every corner. Plus, our boss battles are so intense that not even interruptions can stop them – it’s like they have a force field of epicness around them. Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CaliCraft Server: ThreadRecog

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9794
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	New Chunks Explored:	152306
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond pickaxe hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll gain the power to control time itself. Imagine the possibilities – you could make it forever daytime, or even turn all the zombies into friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds with you.

So what are you waiting for? Post em fingers crossed for wins and come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

BlockyBoundary

Alone Time, bachelors trip, binge watching, BlockyBoundary, Boundaries, caregiving, Cooking, deep cleaning, Diabetic, empty house, family dynamics, Harry Potter, medication, mother-in-law, over bearing, personal space, privacy, quality time, relationships, self-care, work from home

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	792
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	New Chunks Explored:	451718
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your overbearing mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server for a week of peace and privacy, just like this poor soul desperately needs.

Imagine a world where you can finally relax and enjoy some alone time without anyone treating you like a child. Build your dream house, cook all the meals you love without anyone complaining, and binge watch Harry Potter to your heart’s content.

Escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can truly be yourself. Join our server now and leave your mother-in-law behind for a week of pure bliss!

FearToFun Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9239
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Dimension Hops:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of being a scaredy-cat in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server is here to help you conquer your fears! Join us and face your biggest fears head on, whether it’s creepers, skeletons, or even the dreaded Ender Dragon!

We have a special “Fear Factor” challenge where players must survive a night in a haunted mansion filled with spooky mobs and jump scares. Those who make it out alive will be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for being the bravest player on the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jockey Racing” event, where players ride on the backs of speedy chicken jockeys in a wild race to the finish line. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s guaranteed to make you laugh until you cry.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and face your fears in the most hilarious and entertaining way possible. Who knows, you might just discover that what you’ve been afraid of all your life is actually your new favorite thing in Minecraft!