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The Funky Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4201
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	6526
Dragon Eggs Found:	3108	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magic Items Found:	2135	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn too many times).

Picture this: last week, Alice accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns with laser eyes. And don’t even get us started on the time Bob built a roller coaster that went straight into the lava pit.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like spontaneous dance parties in the Nether, llama races through the jungle, and even a secret underground disco club (shh, don’t tell the mods).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few explosions. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

MoneyMakin’ Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conversation, Disclosure, EMBARRASSMENT, Etiquette, financial disclosure, financial privacy, income, Minecraft, MONEY, MoneyMakin, personal boundaries, personal information, privacy, privacy rights, relationships, Respect, salary, Server, sharing, social etiquette, social norms

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1742
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where boundaries are respected? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee that your personal information will be kept safe and sound! Unlike some people who think it’s okay to share your salary with the whole world, we understand the importance of privacy.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a secret society dedicated to keeping your salary a secret. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone who can keep their salary under wraps.

So come on over and join the fun – just don’t tell anyone how much you make, or you might end up in hot water like poor old Mrs. Pickle Ball over here. Let’s keep it light, keep it fun, and most importantly, keep it private. See you on the server!

WifeCraftJobForce

aita, Argument, Choice, Chores, dream job, financial hit, hospitalization, job offer, LEAVING, Marriage, Medical Insurance, perfect job, pet care, rejection, savings, split expenses, Support, Understanding, unemployed, WifeCraftJobForce, work

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6483
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	9973
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and sharing responsibilities just like a marriage! Join us for the ultimate challenge of balancing work, chores, and pet care in a virtual world.

Are you tired of carrying the load while your partner sits back and relaxes? Well, on our server, everyone pulls their weight or faces the consequences – just like in real life!

Embark on epic quests to find the perfect job for your virtual spouse, all while maintaining a clean virtual home and keeping your virtual pets happy. Will they finally accept a job offer or will you have to make the tough decision to leave them behind?

Join us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure filled with drama, laughter, and maybe even a few tears. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life relationships? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

GhostlySigns Minecraft SMP

#spiritual guidance, afterlife communication, angelic visitation, comforting presence, connecting with spirits, coping with loss, deceased loved one, divine intervention, Eternal Love, GhostlySigns, grief support, guardian angels, Life after death., messages from heaven, Minecraft, paranormal activity, Psychic Medium, Signs and Symbols, signs from beyond, smp, Spiritual beliefs, spiritual connection, supernatural experiences

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	5085
Void Gems Collected:	39	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1377	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of your deceased loved ones sending you signs from beyond the grave. That’s right, forget about diamonds or emeralds, here you’ll be communicating with spirits while building your dream base.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are actually master builders in disguise. They’ll help you create the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, all while cracking jokes and telling hilarious stories about their time in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with supernatural encounters and unexpected alliances. Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden truth behind the creepers’ obsession with blowing things up. It’s gonna be a blast!

CelebCraft: DiddyDownfall

CelebCraft, celebrity downfall, celebrity downfall rumors, celebrity downfall speculation, celebrity drama, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity lifestyle, celebrity news, celebrity predictions, celebrity rumors, celebrity scandals, Diddy, DiddyDownfall, downfall prediction, downfall speculation, Fame, fame and fortune, Hollywood downfall, pop culture downfall, scandal, Tabloid gossip

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some juicy drama to keep you entertained while you mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and you might just witness the next celebrity to have a Diddy-like downfall right before your very eyes! Will it be Justin Bieber building inappropriate statues out of diamond blocks? Or maybe Taylor Swift getting caught griefing her neighbor’s house? The possibilities are endless and the drama is non-stop!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out after dark. You never know who you might run into down there – maybe even Notch himself! So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t soon forget. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server…unless it ends up on YouTube!

Join Convict Network Release for a server where orange is the new blocky black!

Adventure, Beta, Black, blocky, Communication, Community, Convict, Dedicated, Development, Experience, fine-tuning, gamemode, gameplay, Ip:, Join, Launch, Network, orange, Play, player feedback, Release, Server, Skyblock, sneak peek, Store, Updates, Version

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8634
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Enchantments Applied:	72	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.convictnetwork.com
Version	1.20.4
Gamemode	Skyblock

Why Convict Network?

At Convict Network we believe in building a community with our players, ensuring they enjoy playing on the server. We pride ourselves with our communication with the community and hearing all helpful insights to make the players experience better.

Network Store: https://store.convictnetwork.com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server currently in beta?	Yes, we are nearing the launch of our Skyblock Beta.
How long has the server been in development?	More than 7 months of dedicated development.
What can players expect from the gameplay experience?	A smooth and enjoyable playing experience, fine-tuned for maximum enjoyment.
How can players provide feedback or suggestions?	Join our Network Discord for sneak peeks, updates, and player feedback.

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

Babes, blocky, consent, feminism, gender equality, gender-based violence, HUMAN RIGHTS, Minecraft, Misogyny, rape awareness, rape culture, rape prevention, Server, sexual assault, sexual harassment, sexual violence, victim blaming, violence against women, women’s advocacy, women’s autonomy, women’s dignity, women’s empowerment, Women’s safety, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2271
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dimension Hops:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

Join us for the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds deeper than the Nether, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all – our server is so crazy, even the villagers have started their own punk rock band. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself is a regular player, pulling off pranks that will leave you laughing until you respawn.

So why shouldn’t women be raped? Because on our server, everyone is treated with respect and given the chance to unleash their creativity in the most hilarious and unexpected ways. Join us today and see why our server is the craziest, most fun place to play Minecraft!

Stephanie’s SMP Adventures

Admiration, Adventures, beauty, beauty standards, fan forum, female empowerment, female wrestler, Gorgeous, hyper-fixation, iconic, Idol, inspiration, powerful woman, Role Model, smp, Stephanie McMahon, Stephanie McMahon appreciation, Stephanie’s, strong woman, wrestling, wrestling community, wwe, WWE superstar

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5906
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where all the action is at!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time we all dressed up as Stephanie McMahon and had a fashion show in the virtual world. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! We also have epic battles against giant creepers, treasure hunts for rare diamonds, and even a secret underground dance party where we bust out our best moves.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Stephanie McMahon would approve, I’m sure of it.

TrailBlocker Minecraft Server

City Living, city regulations, community conflict, Detour, hiking trail, Homeowner, Liability Concerns, littering, Minecraft, neighborhood access, outdoor recreation, private property, property boundary, property lines, property ownership, property rights, public access, public property, river valley, Server, trail access, trail maintenance, TrailBlocker

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Votes:	4608
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Crops Grown:	8561
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Are you tired of dealing with pesky pedestrians invading your property while you’re just trying to enjoy your river view? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual river valley trail system where you can control who gets to walk through and who gets blocked off with virtual barriers! No more dealing with litterbugs or liability issues – just pure, unadulterated control over your virtual property.

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special bonus: a virtual neighbor who will constantly argue with you about your virtual property rights! It’s like drama, but in pixel form!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and show the world that you’re not the asshole – you’re just a virtual property owner with a vision. Join today and start building your own virtual trail system – because in Minecraft, you make the rules!

TballMomDramaCraft

AITAH, Arguing, baseball, child’s activities, Equipment, ex wife, family dynamics, mother-daughter relationship, parenting, pink glove, pink glove controversy, play correctly, proper equipment, proper technique, Right hand, right-handed, sports, Sportsmanship, T-ball, T-ball league, TballMomDramaCraft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9029
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of dealing with parents who don’t know the first thing about sports equipment? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of T-ball leagues with clueless parents!

On our server, you can play with whatever glove you want, whether it’s pink, purple, or covered in glitter. No one will judge you for using the “wrong” hand, because in Minecraft, anything goes!

Plus, we have exclusive mini-games where you can show off your T-ball skills and hit home runs like a pro. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play – on our server, you make the rules!

So say goodbye to the chaos of real-life sports leagues and join us for a wild and wacky adventure in Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a home run every time!