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CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

CraftyCreeper, diplomatic actions, diplomatic measures, Drafting, economic sanctions, EU, EU Parliament, European affairs, European Commission, European Council, european politics, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical conflict, international diplomacy, international relations, media reports, Minecraft, new sanctions, political sanctions, political tensions, russia, Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Towns Built:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	5

lol this server is like the EU but way more fun cuz we don’t talk about boring stuff like sanctions against russia, we talk about building epic castles and fighting dragons. come join us next week for the drafting party, where we will draft new rules like “no mining diamonds with your feet” and “no riding pigs into battle”. it’s gonna be lit, so don’t miss out!

CraftyUkraineEU

chief diplomat, Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkraineEU, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., EU, European leadership, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, international affairs, International cooperation, international relations, leadership, political alliances, transatlantic relations., Ukraine support, united states, US

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3586
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

so, liek, u kno how the US is liek, always tryna be da boss? well, dis server is all bout EU takin da lead in Ukraine support if US steps back! we got chief diplomat sayin it and everythin! come join dis server if u wanna be part of somethin big and epic, like a minecraft revolution or somethin. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we ballin like dat. so come on, join us and show da world who’s boss!

Avalon

Adventure, avalon, Battles, Community, Dungeons, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Kingdoms, Loot, Magic, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, Quests, role playing, RPG, Sandbox, smp, Survival, weapons

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9783
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Avalon Minecraft Server Overview:

Information	Links
Server Trailer	Watch Here
TikTok	Visit Here
Server IP	defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone. You can join a kingdom, or create your own kingdom and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Avalon is an mmoRPG in its purest form. By combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft, and without messing with the regular mechanics of Minecraft, Avalon simply layers additional features on top of regular survival gameplay. Over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of thick storyline featuring over 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops!! Check us out; you’ve never seen a server like this.

Features:

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman! Level up each class and become the ultimate Guardian!
NPC-based Questing
Keep Inventory enabled
14 Daily Raid Bosses with epic rewards!
Dungeons
Custom Skills and Magic Spells!
Custom Armor & Weapons
Custom Crafting
Co-operative Towny environment
Silk Touch Spawners
Crates, Voting, Banking
Pets – Capture mobs/animals, and level them up!
Global Market system and Auctions

Server Rules:

No griefing or stealing
No scamming
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense

Sapling Haven Pillow 1.20.4

1.20.4, CCV, Graduation, Haven, Home decor, indoor plants, move to Pillow, Pillow, plant adaptation, plant behavior, plant biology, Plant care, plant development, plant environment, plant evolution, plant growth, plant health, plant migration, plant physiology, plant psychology, plant species, plant trends, sapling, saplings

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9277
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Well, let me tell you, the saplings haven’t made the move to Pillow yet because they’re too busy leveling up their CCV. And get this, their CCV has actually gone down since graduation. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

But seriously, this server is lit AF. We’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and a community that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you scratching your head in confusion. Don’t miss out, bro!

LifeUpgradeMinecraftSMP

fulfillment, goal-setting, Gratitude, Happiness, Improvement, Life Changes, life improvement, LifeUpgradeMinecraftSMP, mindfulness, personal growth, positive changes, productivity, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, success, Time management, transformation

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6983
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	323
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4772	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally life-changing! Like, I was just mining some diamonds, right? And then BAM, I found a secret portal that led to a land filled with flying pigs and rainbow sheep! And get this, the pigs were giving out free diamonds! I know, right? It’s like a dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! The community on this server is like, the friendliest ever. Like, everyone is always sharing their resources and helping each other out. One time, I got lost in a cave and thought I was gonna die, but then this random player swooped in and saved me with a stack of golden apples. It was epic!

And don’t even get me started on the events they host. Last week, we had a massive build battle where we had to create a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama. It was so ridiculous and hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing the whole time.

So yeah, if you want your life to be filled with crazy adventures, generous players, and non-stop laughter, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyRetailReddits

can’t make this up, CraftyRetailReddits, customer interactions, customer service, funny stories, redditors, retail experiences, retail horror stories, retail humor, retail industry, retail life, retail madness, retail nightmares, retail problems, retail struggles, retail tales, retail workers, retail workers unite, Stories, UNBELIEVABLE, worked in retail

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our server is like a retail store on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie pigmen start a flash mob dance party right in front of you. Or how about the time a creeper walked into a bar and ordered a round of TNT shots for everyone?

Join our server for non-stop wacky adventures and hilarious moments that you truly can’t make up. From random llama parades to chicken beauty pageants, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on down and see for yourself why this Minecraft server is the craziest and most entertaining place to be!

OilRefineryRumble

Attack, Conflict, Crisis, Destruction, drone strike, eastern europe, Economy, ENERGY, escalation, fuel supply, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, Oil Refinery, OilRefineryRumble, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DRONES ATTACKING OIL REFINERIES LIKE UKRAINE! YEAH, WE BLOWIN’ STUFF UP REAL GOOD! COME JOIN US FOR SOME EXPLOSIVE FUN AND MAYHEM! WHO NEEDS PEACEFUL BUILDING WHEN YOU CAN HAVE WARFARE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? LET’S BLOW SOME STUFF UP TOGETHER, IT’S GONNA BE LIT!

Byte Brawl: RAM Rumble

Artificial Intelligence, boxing, brawl, Byte, Circuitry, Combat, Competition, Electronic Components, Fighting, futuristic sport, Hard Drive, Hitting, Machines, mechanical engineering, Memory, opponent, processor, programming, RAM, robotics, Rumble, self defense, Sport, Technology

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5150
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Votes:	9544	Chimeras Created:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where you can, like, battle machines in a boxing match! you gotta hit their processor, memory, and hard drive while they hit yours! it’s like a crazy robot fight club but in minecraft! join our server for the ultimate battle of the circuits! who will come out on top, man or machine? come find out and show those robots who’s boss!

Brain Busters – Men vs Blocks

age, blocks, Brain, brain injury, Busters, death, Differences, Fall, Interaction, Men, mortality, motor vehicle crash, multifactorial, research, risk factors, Severity, sex, statistics, study, TBI outcomes, traumatic brain injury, US, worsening

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1478
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Buildings Constructed:	35
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA AVOID BRAIN INJURY, CUZ APPARENTLY MEN R MORE LIKELY TO DIE FROM DAT SHIZZ. WE GOT PROTECTIONS AGAINST FALLS N MOTOR VEHICLES, SO U CAN PLAY SAFELY. PLUS, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, U WON’T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT A BRAIN IS. COME JOIN US N ESCAPE THE DANGER OF REAL LIFE, YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The Longbirch Vanguard

Classes, Deity System, Discord, Dungeons, dynamic map, Frequent Updates, Fun, java, Longbirch, Mounts, Pets, player agency, Quests, Races, Roleplay, RPG, smp, Survival, Trailer, unique experience, vanguard, Wiki

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3361
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Server IP	MC.LVRPG.NET
Java Version	1.21.1

Overview

A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience

The Longbirch Vanguard is a Minecraft server that offers a mix of classic survival gameplay with RPG elements. Players have the freedom to explore, build, and delve into the RPG side of the server at their own pace. With a variety of classes, races, quests, dungeons, and more, there is always something new to discover on the server.

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Features

12 Classes
9 Races
Tons of Quests
An ever-expanding selection of Pets
6 Dungeons
Deity System
Frequent Updates

Story

The Kingdom of Longbirch is in a period of tentative peace after a war against the shadow demon Arglazia. New threats and mysteries emerge, calling heroes to protect Longbirch from looming shadows. From old cults to the secrets of Fontaine, players must come together to face new challenges.