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| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 8243 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 5828 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 22 |
first off, our calorie labels on menus are so on point, they will make u rethink ur entire diet. we got u covered with all the healthy options, like, u can choose between a carrot or a celery stick. but watch out, cuz those options are only 11 calories, which is basically a single pringle crisp. so, if u wanna stay fit and have a laugh, join us now!
but wait, there’s more! our server is so wild, we once had a creeper come in and start dancing to disco music. it was lit, fam. we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. join us and u might just stumble upon this hidden treasure trove!
so, what r u waiting for? come join our wacky, calorie-conscious, creeper-dancing, treasure-filled minecraft server now! u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and laughter, in which case, u should probably go play solitaire or something.
