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ZapCraft Minecraft Server

Accidents, Awareness, baked, Ban, Caution, children, children’s health, Crisp, drug use, education, electrical hazards, Electrocuted, emergency situations, FITS, kitchen safety, Minecraft, parenting, Prevention, Safety, Server, toaster ovens, Warning, ZapCraft

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2558
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of your kids getting zapped by toaster ovens and turning into crispy critters? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and ban drug use to protect your little ones from becoming human toasties! Our server is a safe haven where you can build to your heart’s content without the fear of kitchen appliances coming to life and attacking you. So come on down and join us for some electrifyingly fun times!

CraftyCritics Minecraft Server

Argument, barbershop, Beard, blunt, Client, CraftyCritics, Crisp, Fake, Haircut, Honesty, line up, Minecraft, Professionalism, review, Server, sharp, Shop, skinfade, Spray, Standard, straight razor, Traditional, trimmers

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Ores Mined:	5094
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the sharpest cuts in all the land! Just like this barber who refused to give a client a fake spray-on beard, we keep it real here. No fake builds or phony structures allowed!

Join us if you want a server that values honesty and authenticity. We don’t do fake builds or silly plugins that make your creations look fake and stupid. We want you to leave our server looking sharp and crisp, just like a real Minecraft pro.

So come on over and join us, where bluntness is valued and fake builds are banned. Who needs a spray-on beard when you can have a real, authentic Minecraft experience? Join now and show off your true building skills!

THE CLUB SMP: Where creepers are the bouncers and diamonds are the VIPs! 1.21 update, LGBTQ+ Friendly!

Beginner, Bouncers, club, Community, community-driven, CREEPERS, Datapacks, Decisions, diamonds, ENGAGEMENT, Events, family, Friendly, Friends, Hardware, INPUT, Interaction, LGBTQ, Mods, Optimization, Projects, Qol, Server, smp, Specs, update, Vanilla, Veteran, VIPS

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9234
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9122

ABOUT US
The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!
We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.
HARDWARE & SETUP
Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay.
SERVER SPECS:
CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X	RAM: 8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 (32GB total)
Location: San Jose, California, United States	Platform: Fabric 1.21
MODS & TWEAKS
In addition to optimization mods, we also run a variety of QoL and datapacks to enhance the multiplayer experience:
DATAPACKS
Anti Enderman, Ghast, & Creeper Grief	Double Shulker Shells
Dragon Drops Elytra + Egg	Mob Head Drops
Player Head Drops	Silence Mobs
Our optional client-sided modpack can be found here: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-club-smp-experience-edition
APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:
Join our Discord Server! : https://discord.gg/KRFKY28tMq	Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link	Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview	Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is The Club SMP?

The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server that aims to bring together a community of friends to enjoy playing Minecraft together. We focus on creating a welcoming and interactive environment for players of all skill levels.

2. How do I join The Club SMP?

To join The Club SMP, you need to join our Discord server and follow the application process outlined on our website. This includes reading through our server guide and rules, submitting an application, participating in a short interview, and awaiting a decision.

3. What kind of hardware does The Club SMP server use?

The Club SMP server is hosted on a dedicated machine with an AMD Ryzen 5 7600X CPU, 8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 RAM (32GB total), and is located in San Jose, California, United States. We also use Fabric 1.21 as our platform.

4. Are there any mods or tweaks on The Club SMP server?

In addition to server-side optimization mods, we use various Quality of Life (QoL) and datapacks to enhance the multiplayer experience. These include Anti Enderman, Ghast, & Creeper Grief, Double Shulker Shells, Dragon Drops Elytra + Egg, Mob Head Drops, Player Head Drops, and Silence Mobs.

5. Can I use a client-sided modpack on The Club SMP?

We offer an optional client-sided modpack that can be found on CurseForge. Feel free to download and use it, but it is not required to join The Club SMP server.

USA News Minecraft Server

alligator, browser, car crash, cartel boss, current events, dumb news, florida man, funny news, google news, international news, local news, Mexican, Mexico news, Minecraft, News, news headlines, news region, news stories, news updates, region change, Server, tragic news, Usa, USA News

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Meteorites Collected:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the tragic news in your country? Look no further! Our server is like the USA of Minecraft servers, with news that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us and experience the chaos of a Florida man getting bitten by an alligator and shitting himself, or witness the madness of accidentally crashing your car into a cartel boss and causing a street full of ded Mexicans.

Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server now and escape the sadness of real life with some outrageous Minecraft adventures!

RomaniaPlayz Minecraft Server

achievement, celebration, Competition, determination, disbelief, european football, EXCITEMENT, Minecraft, national team, PLAYOFFS, Qualification, Romania, RomaniaPlayz, Server, Soccer, soccer fans, sports, success, Surprise, teamwork, Underdog, unexpected, Victory

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9504
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Magic Items Found:	6797	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where Romania actually makes it to playoffs? Well, look no further because on our server, Romania not only makes it to playoffs, but they win the whole dang thing! That’s right, we’ve got a magical world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and Romania is the reigning champion of Minecraft sports!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join us and you may just have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for the ages!

So why wait? Come join our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a heated debate with a talking cow or embarking on a quest to find the mystical Golden Potato of Destiny. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft server!

SisDressDrama Minecraft Server

aita, annoyance, Asshole, attachment, Boyfriend, Brat, dress, family drama, fancy dress, Fight, income, Minecraft, MONEY, opera house, ownership, personal belongings, Server, sibling, SisDressDrama, sister, update, Upset

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2914
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	140
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Emeralds Found:	2859
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Looking for a server where drama is the main event? Join our Minecraft server where you can fight over virtual dresses with your virtual sister! We promise not to call you a brat or an asshole, unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then all bets are off. Plus, we have a strict “tag on” dress code policy, so you can rest assured that your fancy dress will remain untouched until you’re ready to show it off. Join now and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry like never before!

CupocalypseCraft

Apology, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, broken cup, broken trust, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, CupocalypseCraft, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement issues, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family Values, guest etiquette, Honesty, personal belongings, relationships, Resentment, Respect, Trust

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9573
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to break your Chip mug from Beauty and the Beast! Unlike my SIL Megan, who thought it was okay to go through cabinets and break precious items, we respect your belongings. Join us for our virtual July 4th BBQ and firework show, where plastic cups are not banned and toddlers can drink from whatever they want (as long as they don’t break anything).

Don’t worry, we won’t invite entitled guests who think they can get away with breaking stuff and then blame you for being petty. Our server is drama-free (unless you count the creeper explosions) and we guarantee a fun and safe environment for all players. So come join us and let’s build a world where Chip mugs are cherished and deceitful bitches are not welcome!

ToxicCraft Minecraft Server

cancel culture, cyber hate, cyberbullying, Digital culture, digital toxicity, Hate Speech, hatred, internet culture, keyboard warriors, Minecraft, Negativity, online behavior, online harassment, online hate, online negativity, online toxicity, Server, social media, social media impact, social-networking, TOXIC, ToxicCraft, trolling

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2376
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Tired of dealing with all the drama and negativity on social media? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to build with next! Our community is so positive and supportive, you’ll forget all about those toxic Twitter trolls and Instagram haters.

We’ve even heard rumors that playing on our server can cure the common cold and give you superhuman strength. One player claimed they built a house so epic, it actually transported them to a parallel universe where everyone communicates through interpretive dance.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the toxicity behind and join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to eternal happiness while mining for diamonds.

CraftyCreationsMC

CraftyCreationsMC, engineering marvels, game-changing inventions, greatest invention, groundbreaking discoveries, historical inventions, human achievement, human ingenuity, impactful creations, Industrial Revolution, influential creations, innovation, innovative developments, man-made creation, modern marvels, revolutionary advancements, Scientific breakthroughs., significant inventions, societal advancements, technological progress, Technology

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2681
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Forget about the wheel, electricity, or even sliced bread! The greatest man-made creation of all time is our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that our server was built on the back of a giant flying pig named Sir Oinksalot. He soared through the skies, carrying blocks of gold and diamond in his trotters, while our fearless players battled dragons and zombies to claim their loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, where players can ride minecarts at breakneck speeds through loops and twists that defy gravity. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a herd of rainbow-colored sheep frolicking in the fields.

So, if you want to experience the thrill of riding a flying pig, battling dragons, and witnessing rainbow sheep in action, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs sliced bread when you have all this craziness waiting for you?

BlazeCraft MC Server

BlazeCraft, Brazil, Brazil news, Cannabis, decriminalization, drug decriminalization, drug laws, drug legalization, drug policy, drug policy reform, drug possession, drug reform, drug use, Justice, Latin America, law, legalization, Marijuana, Personal Use, recreational drug use, Server, SUPREME COURT

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8225
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Dragon Eggs Found:	8505
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Ores Mined:	3125	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

so, like, u know what else is decriminalized? joining this epic minecraft server, bro! we got all the dank weed blocks u could ever want, man. build a giant bong tower or a weed farm, the possibilities are endless, dude.

our server is like a chill paradise for stoners and gamers alike. we even have a secret underground maze filled with hidden treasure chests full of, u guessed it, more weed blocks! join us and blaze it up while building the sickest creations in all of minecraft.

plus, our community is super friendly and always down to smoke a virtual blunt together. come join the fun and get lit with us on this totally rad minecraft server. trust me, it’s gonna be a high like no other!

HamasCraft – Deportation Edition

aid group, Canada, canada immigration, deportation, deportation order, Edition, ex-employee, extremist organization, foreign relations, Globalnews.ca, government action, Hamas-linked, HamasCraft, immigration law, international relations, legal proceedings, MIDDLE EAST, national news, political news, refugee status, security threat, Terrorism

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5679
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the admins are so crazy they deport people like canada deporting ex-employees of hamas-linked aid groups? well, this server is the place for you! come join us for some wild adventures and maybe even get deported for building a house too close to someone else’s! who knows what will happen next on this wacky server! join now for a chance to experience the chaos firsthand!

GenZCraft: Where Everyone’s a Winner

2006, Accomplishments.., Achievements, career, Competitive advantage, employment, Everyones, future workforce, generation z, GenZCraft, job market, Job Search, Millennials, Person of the Year, professional development, qualifications, Résumé, Skills, Students, Time Magazine, winner, work experience, Workforce

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3008
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	0

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE ALL BE WINNERS LIKE TIME MAGAZINE’S PERSON OF THE YEAR! YEAH, WE ALL BORN AFTER 2006 BUT WE STILL BE ROCKIN’ IT LIKE WE FAMOUS! COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE LEGENDARY CREW THAT BE SLAYIN’ DRAGONS AND BUILDIN’ EPIC CASTLES LIKE A BOSS! WHO NEEDS A JOB WHEN YOU CAN BE A MINECRAFT LEGEND, AMIRITE?! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGENDARY WINNER WITH US!