and get this, the server owner is actually a secret agent who once saved the world from a giant mutant chicken. true story, bro. he’s like a superhero in disguise, fighting evil mobs and building epic castles at the same time.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s dream down there. just watch out for the lava traps and the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.
so come join us on this wild ride, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cake every friday. what more could you ask for?
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, the mother of a hostage releases footage of their abduction on October 7th. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, this server is so safe, even the most notorious criminals are lining up to join.
Join now for the chance to uncover the truth behind the abduction, make friends with FBI agents, and maybe even score some sweet loot along the way. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!
come join us and be part of the madness as we conquer new lands and build the most insane creations u have ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun and excitement, den maybe u should go play with some sheep or somethin’.
so what are u waiting for?! join now and let’s make minecraft great again! or at least make it more chaotic and ridiculous.
Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of giant mutant squirrels, battle against zombie presidents, and explore hidden underground bunkers filled with treasure (and maybe a few explosive surprises).
Build your own fortress out of melted cheese (because why not?) and team up with other players to form alliances and conquer the wasteland. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a parallel universe where llamas rule the world.
So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just watch out for the flying tacos…they bite.
But don’t worry, we got you covered with some epic Greek vibes too. Join us and escape the madness of real life by diving into this virtual world where the only thing inflating is the fun! Plus, who needs real food when you can feast on virtual blocks and pixels all day long?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will make even the craziest Greek myths jealous. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Version > 1.9-1.21
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, TNT-Run (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No byte for donation
2. No lags
3. Friendly admins
4. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR)
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Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountain (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)
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Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Things for X lvl
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
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⭐ IP: play.zrich.ru
❤️ Website: MineRich.ru
⭐ Discord: https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR
love.zrich.ru
But that’s not all! We also have a Singularity Repair Support Campaign where you can earn special rewards by completing quests and challenges. And don’t forget about our Advanced Quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits.
Need more reasons to join? How about the fact that we have a Coin Calculator that will help you become the richest player on the server! Or our Damage Calculator that will make sure you’re always one step ahead in battle.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are on a mission to rid the gaming world of all things inappropriate. Legend has it that if you join our SMP, you will be granted the power to summon a llama army to protect you from any unwanted advances.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most epic battle against pixelated porn that the gaming world has ever seen!
Just like my grandma’s ever-changing moods, our server offers unexpected twists and turns at every corner. From disowning family members to unexpected inheritances, you never know what to expect next.
With a community as diverse as my family tree, you’ll meet players from all walks of life. Whether you’re a college student turned caregiver or a rebellious sister on the run, there’s a place for everyone on our server.
And just like the $100,000 windfall I received, you’ll find hidden treasures and surprises waiting for you in every pixelated block. So come join us and experience the drama, the laughter, and the unexpected on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?
Join us for epic adventures where your scars are seen as badges of honor, proof of your resilience in the face of creepers and zombies. Our community is full of supportive players who understand that scars tell a story, and we can’t wait to hear yours.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride, where self-harm scars are celebrated and nobody bats an eye. Let’s build, mine, and conquer together, scars and all!
Join us on a journey of self-discovery as you navigate through a world where the only rules are the ones you make for yourself. Unleash your creativity and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine, because here, anything goes!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there are secret underground societies plotting to overthrow the server admins and take control of the entire world. Will you join forces with them, or will you fight against the chaos they bring? The choice is yours, but be warned, nothing is as it seems in this twisted reality.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your inner madness run wild! Who knows what kind of adventures and insanity await you in this unpredictable world.
But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have epic battles and destruction, but we also have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. Flying. Pigs. With. Laser. Beams. If that doesn’t make you want to join this server, I don’t know what will.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even ride a giant chicken into battle. That’s right, a GIANT CHICKEN. Just imagine the looks on your enemies’ faces as you swoop down on a clucking bird of doom. It’s pure chaos and we love every minute of it.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ruler of the flying pig kingdom. The possibilities are endless, my friend. Let’s do this! 🐷🐔🚀 #MinecraftMadness
