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CongoPlague Minecraft Server
lol come join our minecraft server where u can escape from the deadly illness that is sweeping through congo!! we got potions that can cure anything, even a zombie bite!! plus, our world is filled with secret underground bunkers where u can hide from the infected mobs!! join now before it’s too late and u become a part of the zombie apocalypse!! #survivalofthefittest #minecraftmadness -
CraftyKeir’sEUtopia
lol imagine if ukraine falls to russia and then europe is next like omg what a disaster but hey at least we have this epic minecraft server to distract us from the impending doom. join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pvp battles, crazy custom mobs, and secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a russian oligarch. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes appearances on the server, ready to challenge you to a dance-off or a build battle. so what are you waiting for? join now before putin takes over the whole world and we’re all forced to mine diamonds for him in the gulag. #minecraft4life #putinwho -
PixelPutin’sUkraineVacay
lol wut u doin russia? u cant just go into ukraine like it’s a buffet line at golden corral. but hey, while u wait for russia to figure out what they’re doin, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, even elon musk would be jealous. so come on over and let’s build a world so epic, even the UN will be like “dang, that’s lit.” #peaceoutputin -
BoomerCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where even British couples in their 70s are getting arrested by the Taliban in Afghanistan just to play with us! Like, if that’s not dedication, I don’t know what is! We’ve got crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about those pesky terrorists. Join now and see what all the fuss is about! -
Zelenskyy4NATO – Resign for Membership!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Zelenskyy offering his resignation in exchange for NATO membership! Will he survive the treacherous world of Minecraft politics? Join now to find out and maybe even become the next president of our blocky world! Who needs diamonds when you have power and intrigue? Join us today for a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there! -
TyrannyCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, imagine a world where you can, like, build whatever you want and, like, fight off zombies and stuff. it’s, like, the ultimate survival challenge, dude.but, like, the best part is the community, man. everyone is so chill and funny, you’ll be cracking up all day long. and, like, the admins are, like, super cool and always hosting crazy events. one time, they turned the whole world upside down just for fun. it was, like, mind-blowing, bro.
and, like, the best part is the secret underground base where all the legendary loot is hidden. you gotta be, like, a master explorer to find it, but trust me, it’s totally worth it. one time, i found a diamond sword that shoots lasers. it was, like, the coolest thing ever, dude.
so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, out of this world, come join us. we won’t cave to ‘threats and tyranny’, just epic adventures and endless laughs. it’s gonna be a ‘disaster for everyone’ who misses out, bro.
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EuroCraft Minecraft Server
lol imagine if u could use that money to build ur own army in minecraft instead!! join our server and become the ultimate warlord, conquer lands, and fight epic battles with ur friends. u can use the €20 billion to buy diamond swords, enchanted armor, and even hire a dragon to fight for u. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to rule the minecraft world with an iron fist. join now and show everyone who’s boss! -
EggcellentCraft Minecraft Server
OMG, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got more eggs than a turkey on steroids! We got 33 million lbs. of eggs, y’all! And it’s all thanks to our secret partnership with the turkey mafia. They’re supplying us with eggs like there’s no tomorrow, all because of some bird flu outbreak. But don’t worry, our eggs are flu-free and ready for you to build the most egg-citing creations in the Minecraft universe. So come on down and join the egg-stravaganza, where the yolks are always on us! -
ZelenskyCraft Minecraft Server
omg u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even Trump’s inner circle thinks so! Zelensky should leave Ukraine and come play with us instead, that’s how epic it is. we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your stuff. plus, our admin is a secret agent who once fought off a horde of zombies with just a carrot. so come join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever! #ZelenskyComePlayWithUs #MinecraftMadness -
ZelenskyyCraft2022
so, like, you know that dude musk, right? well, he’s all like “i’m gonna fix x” cuz apparently lots of peeps want zelenskyy from ukraine to be in charge or somethin’. but like, who cares about that when you can join our minecraft server and have a blast?join our server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. not to mention, our diamonds are made of chocolate and our creepers give out free hugs.
if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on a unicorn while battling a dragon with a lightsaber. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know they’ll always have your back.
so forget about x and zelenskyy, come join our minecraft server and let the craziness begin!