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BabyBlocker2021

BabyBlocker2021, Communication, Controlling, Couples counseling, crisis center, Decision making, Emotional support, emotional well being, Family Planning, manipulative, Marriage, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, Professional help, relationship dynamics, self-care, Stability, support network, Therapy, trying for kids

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Void Gems Collected:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s wife was on the verge of hanging herself at work, but all he could think about was whether or not to have kids. Talk about priorities, am I right? But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server!

Experience the thrill of being called controlling and manipulative for wanting your partner to seek help and stability before bringing a child into the world. Who needs therapy or medication when you can just play Minecraft instead, am I right?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games… or is it? 😉

Minecraft SMP: / Meme Lords Brigade /

baseball, Brigade, dodgers, dodgers baseball, dodgers fans, dodgers nation, dodgers players, dodgers supporters, hololive, Hololive community, hololive fans, Hololive idols, hololive streamers, Hololive talents, Lords, meme, Minecraft, MLB, MLB fans, MLB games, mlb playoffs, MLB season, mlb team, smp, sports

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3932
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where hololive idols and dodgers players team up to take on the Ender Dragon! That’s right, you’ll be fighting alongside virtual YouTubers and professional baseball players in epic battles against mobs and bosses.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a dancing creeper.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Frieren’s Fun Minecraft Server

Adventure, dark fantasy, FANTASY, female warrior, friendship, Frieren the protagonist, Frierens, Fun, immortal protagonist, IT’S FRIEREN FRIDAY, japanese manga, Magic, Manga, manga art style, manga character, manga recommendation, Manga Review, manga series, manga storyline, Minecraft, powerful sorceress, Server, Sousou no Frieren, strong female lead

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2485
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because on our server, every Friday is Frieren Friday! What does that mean, you ask? It means that every block you mine has a chance of turning into a delicious fried chicken leg! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that finger-lickin’ good loot!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that hatches into a pet chicken that follows you around and lays golden eggs for you to collect.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dive into our lava parkour challenge? It’s like regular parkour, but with a fiery twist! Complete it and you’ll be granted access to the secret Chicken Palace where you can feast on all the fried chicken your heart desires.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the cluckin’ craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

If you are: Crafty Miner in Minecraft SMP

1000X, 25 people, adin ross, andrew tate, Anon, Crafty, custom RPCs, degenerate gambler, early cult, early days, fill and shill, frens, impatient cuck, listed, Medium article, Minecraft, miner, Presale, pudgyadincoin, smp, solana, Solana network, strap in, Telegram

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	268
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Farms Harvested:	275	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for degenerate gamblers, where you can bet your diamonds on who will survive the next creeper explosion!

Looking for the next big thing? Look no further than our server, where we promise a 1000x return on your investment in dirt blocks. That’s right, dirt blocks!

And if you’ve always wanted to join a cult but didn’t know where to start, look no further. Our server is the perfect place to join an early cult and rise through the ranks by sacrificing chickens to the Minecraft gods.

Join now by sending your Solana to our Telegram group, where we promise not to scam you (probably). Don’t worry about being smart or knowing anything about custom RPCs, just read our Medium article and you’ll be good to go.

We’re only 25 people strong right now, but imagine the chaos when we send 20% of our supply to Adin Ross and Andrew Tate. It’s going to be a wild ride, so strap in and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

ZzzCraft Minecraft Server

abandonment, CONVERTING, couldn’t sleep, emotional turmoil, family, financial stress, Homeless, house sold, LEAVING, Life Changes, lost home, Minecraft, MONEY, Moving, nowhere to live, parents, Server, uncertain future, uncertainty, unexpected, Upset, Winnebago, ZzzCraft

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1640
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Zombie Dances:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you a home away from home! Need a place to crash because your parents turned their Winnebago into a mobile mansion and kicked you out? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all homeless Minecraft players looking for a cozy virtual abode.

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream home without worrying about getting evicted by your parents. Who needs a real house when you can have a pixelated paradise on our server? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will help you mine diamonds if you offer him some spooky snacks.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find a secret underground bunker filled with treasure or stumble upon a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Void Armor Forged:	25
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has a Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer! That’s right, even the tomatoes are loving our server!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. That’s right, you’ll be the envy of all your friends with your majestic fire-breathing companion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Dupe, Pirate, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6436
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

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Patriotic Canucks Minecraft Server

belonging, Canada, Canucks, celebration, citizenship, Community, culture, diaspora, Diversity, Flag, heritage, Immigrants, Indian Canadians, love for country, loyalty, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national identity, nationalistic pride, Patriotic, pride, Server, Unity

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6684
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	287	Players Killed by Monsters:	7592
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Votes:	8993	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Are you a Canadian who loves butter chicken and maple syrup equally? Do you feel a deep connection to both Tim Hortons and Bollywood movies? Then this Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us for epic battles against creepers and zombies while waving your Canadian flag proudly. Our server is filled with igloos, hockey rinks, and poutine stands for your building pleasure. Plus, rumor has it that Justin Trudeau himself logs on to play every night! So come join us and show the world that Indian Canadians are the most patriotic Canadians around!

Late for Minecraft SMP

2016, 2020, Abandoned, disinterest, disregarded, Forgotten, Irrelevance, Irrelevant, It feels too late, lack of interest, Late, Minecraft, NO ONE CARES, obsolete, Outdated, outdated content, past seasons, season 1, SEASON 2, shit anymore, smp, TV series, unimportant

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ores Mined:	5794
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for Season 3, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the alliances are shakier than a Jenga tower after a few too many drinks.

Forget about those other servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together. On our server, it’s every player for themselves. Betray your friends, steal their diamonds, and watch the chaos unfold as friendships crumble and rivalries ignite.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the ultimate prize?

So why wait? Join us for Season 3 and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wild adventures and crazy shenanigans await you on our server? It’s never too late to join the fun!

The Forest Caliope Minecraft Server

anime fan, Caliope, Calliope Mori, entertainer, Forest, Gaming, hololive, internet personality, japanese, live performance, meme queen, Minecraft, Online Community, Otaku, Server, Shrek savant, singing, streaming, talent, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual singer, Vtuber, 森カリオペ

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8583
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Dragon Scales Harvested:	197

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Shrek is not just a movie, it’s a way of life! Join us on this magical journey through the swamps of Far Far Away, where you can build your own onion-shaped house and hang out with all your favorite fairytale creatures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the one and only Calliope Mori, the ultimate Shrek savant. She will guide you through the land of ogres and donkeys, teaching you the ways of the swamp and how to live your best Shrek life.

If you’re not convinced yet, let me tell you about the time we had a Shrek-themed dance party in the enchanted forest. Donkey was busting out some sick moves, Fiona was twirling in her ballgown, and even Lord Farquaad showed up to break it down. It was a night to remember, and you can be a part of the fun too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and get ready for a Shrektastic adventure like no other. Don’t miss out on all the ogre-sized fun!

The Ultimate Question Minecraft SMP

3 AM thoughts, BAITED, basement dwelling, cat pic, Conspiracy Theory, distraction, epiphany, internet culture, late night browsing, matrix, memes, Minecraft, Mountain Dew, neet life, PAJAMAS, question.., Responses, Schizo, smp, Thread, Truth, truth seeker, Ultimate

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9279
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!