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DangerAlert Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3432
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Mines Excavated:	4167
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Animals Bred:	100
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

When you hear the sound of a chicken clucking in distress on our Minecraft server, you better RUN for your pixelated life! Why, you ask? Because that means the legendary Chickenzilla is on the loose, wreaking havoc and laying explosive eggs everywhere! Join our server for a chance to tame Chickenzilla and ride him into battle against other players. Just be sure to have plenty of feathers for bribes, or you might end up as his next omelette!

Spread This Message Far And Wide Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Towns Built:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena!

Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who can summon giant chickens to do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, his moves are as deadly as his chicken minions!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Unicorn Island, where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against hordes of evil mobs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in a single swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy, wacky, and downright absurd Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this zany world. Spread this message far and wide and support it – you won’t regret it!

Invest In Meta Zoo Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8738
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchantments Applied:	56	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and even a secret underground society of talking chickens (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll also have the chance to invest in the hottest new cryptocurrency, Metazoo. Rumor has it that if you mine enough Metazoo coins in-game, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. And remember, when life gives you creepers, make creeper-ade!

HomeBoundMC – Best Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, children, Communication, compromise, consideration, Decision making, discretion, drug use, Explanation, exposure, family, HomeBoundMC, in-laws, Lifestyle, Marijuana, Minecraft, parenting, Preferences, Server, sibling, sleepover, VALUES

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6373
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5798	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Dragon Eggs Found:	2323	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as clean as a whistle? Look no further! Our server is so squeaky clean, even the creepers take showers before blowing up your builds.

Join us and experience a world where the only thing getting lit is the torches in your mineshaft. No need to worry about secondhand smoke here, our server is 100% smoke-free (unless you count the smoke from that accidental lava spill).

We promise a family-friendly environment where your little ones can play without being exposed to any questionable activities. Unlike some other servers we know of, where even the pigs are puffing on suspicious-looking carrots.

So come on over and join us for some wholesome fun! Build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content, all without the worry of having to explain why Steve’s eyes are as red as a rose bush.

StepSonSnubbedBDay

baby momma, birthday activities, birthday celebration, birthday plans, blended family, Chaos, Controlling, Court, family time, high conflict, invasion of privacy, iPhone, location tracking, previous marriage, privacy, privacy concerns, step-parenting, step-son, StepSonSnubbedBDay, Threats, Tracking

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6381
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you more privacy than a birthday party with a high conflict baby momma! Join us and escape the chaos of real life drama by building your own blocky paradise.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone tracking your every move like a crazy ex with an iPhone. We value your privacy and give you the freedom to explore without someone breathing down your neck.

So come join us and celebrate your birthday without any unwanted guests following your every step. Build, mine, and craft your way to a stress-free gaming experience on our server. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the world of Minecraft? Join now and leave the craziness behind!

SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7927
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Towns Built:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

TrendyCraftRevival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9493
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Remember when everyone used to wear parachute pants and listen to cassette tapes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! From mullets to slap bracelets, we’ve got it all. Join us for a blast from the past and relive the glory days of questionable fashion choices and outdated technology. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret time machine hidden somewhere on the server, you can actually travel back in time and experience these trends in real life. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to party like it’s 1985!

Ladies of Blocks and Pixels

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4566
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

Join our server and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!” Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. Legend has it, they became the most powerful player in all the land!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even the mobs can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and creepers…well, they’re still blowing stuff up, but at least they’re doing it with style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep on mining, my friends!

Create and Conquer: The Silly Darius Wilds – NOT modded, Still no factions!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	861
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	55	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds [1.20.1]

TRAILER: https://youtu.be/STL6prqEY6M

Through the sea spray and fog, your boat draws close to the towering cliffs – these are the Sildaris Wilds, fabled lands where only the brave venture. Your old country, home and life are all gone. Now, you and your compatriots must step forth, and forge society anew from the ashes.

Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server!

Airships

Cannons, Flintlocks and Muskets

Immersive gear from Epic Knights

Coin based economy, spawn vendors, and player-run shops

Chunk claiming

Built-in warfare system for dynamic geopolitics

Routine events with lucrative rewards

Sildaris is a long uninhabited continent, but now a mysterious event of civilisation-ending proportions has driven you and many others to seek refuge in these wild new lands. Bring your friends and find glory by starting a nation, band together with other travellers to work together, or strike out on your own. Create and Conquer aims to have a fair conflict system that facilitates engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can then be traded with at player-operated vendors. We also have a catalogue of event types to take place, with everything from FFA brawls, to pistol duels or airship racing!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I play solo on this server?	Yes, you can play solo or join/create a nation with other players.
Are there special events on the server?	Yes, there are routine events with rewards such as FFA brawls, pistol duels, and airship racing.
How does the economy work?	The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can be then traded with player-operated vendors.
Is combat a major aspect of the server?	Combat is a significant aspect of the server with black-powder firearms, field guns/artillery, and an aerial aspect with Immersive Airships.

Crafty Fortress – Modern Minecraft Server

bug fixes, Castaway, Comic, Competitive News, Crafty, Desk Engineer fixes, Events, FAQ, fortress, frag, FRIDAY, HUDs, Konata, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, Minecraft, Mixes, MODERN, Mods, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, Saturday Afternoon, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, tf2g, Trading, Weeabootique, Witch Girl Edition

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Void Armor Forged:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Witch Girl Edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Bug and Desk Engineer fixes that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the 7th Comic that’s in the works – it’s going to be epic!

But wait, there’s more! Join us on Friday and Saturday afternoons for some fragging fun with /tf2g/ on our Official Server – trust me, you won’t want to miss it. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata. Each one crazier than the last!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

The Reality of Deer Hunter Minecraft SMP

American, blue collar, breaks, Company, culture, deer, deer hunter, Diversity, homogeneity, Hunter, inclusion, Israel, Language, lonely, Minecraft, october 7, Patriotic, Race, Reality, smp, solidarity, stark difference, western reality, White, Working

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	909
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6050	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Towns Built:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of working with people from different cultures and races who don’t even speak the same language as you? Do you long for the days of homogeneity and solidarity like in the movie Deer Hunter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server where everyone is American, white, and proud patriotic folk who speak the same language. No more lonely breaks or forced “friendly diversity inclusion vibes” here! Just good old-fashioned American camaraderie as you work together to build and survive in the virtual world.

So come on down to our server and experience the true spirit of unity and teamwork like in Deer Hunter, minus the deer hunting of course. Who needs deer when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and be part of something truly special!