| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 919 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 71 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 30 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 5602 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 8259 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 7758 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?
So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 5746 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.
So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 3787 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 21 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3967 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 4086 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Potions Brewed: | 44 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 57 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 |
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 1282 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2685 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 85 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Server Name | FreakCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla |
| Server Version | Latest stable vanilla jar |
| Plugins | None |
| Features | No tp/sethome |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj |
| IP | freakcraft.net |
FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.
There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.
Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 7113 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.
You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 9393 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 89 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 37 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Votes: | 9921 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 3547 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 14 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?
Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!
