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DockCraft – Where Creeper meets Docking Station. Join the crafty fun now!

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4840
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6008	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Votes:	3588	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

🤣 Ever wondered if using a Switch dock made out of actual cheese can give your console superpowers?! Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a secret cheese dock that boosts performance by 1000% and makes your battery life last FOREVER! Plus, you can battle against other players in epic cheese wars and become the ultimate cheese champion! Don’t miss out on the cheesiest experience of your life! 🧀🎮 #SayCheeseAndJoinUs

DeepfakeCraft: Where Creepers Look Like Steve But Steve Looks Like A Potato

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4826
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than Bill Clinton at a 9-year old’s birthday party! Our server is so lit, even Bill himself can’t resist hopping on for some face-biting action. We promise you’ll never have a dull moment because who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next! So come join us for a gaming experience that’s more absurd than a presidential scandal.

CraftyGate.fun – Craft your way through Minecraft with the /bgg/ crew in this epic server!

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	533
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	229	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Welcome to the most devilishly fun Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – The Devil’s Due Edition!

Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with twists, turns, and chaos? Join us on this server where the only limit is your own imagination…and maybe a few demon enemies along the way.

Patch 6 is now live, introducing new features that will make your gameplay experience even more devilish. And don’t worry, if you knock out Minthara in Act 1, you can still recruit her – just skip the evil path and miss out on a steamy sex scene.

Explore the Underdark, conquer the Mountain Pass, and make decisions that will impact your appearance and fate throughout the game. And don’t forget to enable Karmic Dice for a more balanced gaming experience…or disable it if you’re feeling lucky.

Join us on The Devil’s Due Edition Minecraft server for a hellishly good time. Just be careful when consuming tadpoles – there may be some unexpected consequences (DC21 Wisdom check, anyone?).

Vote in our polls to shape the future of the server, check out our OP pasta for more devilish details, and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. See you in the game, if you dare!

FumebeledCraft: Where rare bags are effing awesome! #GameOn

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	1926	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Ores Mined:	2576
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

> Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of unexpected encounters just like this one! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate while building epic structures and mining for diamonds.

> Picture this: you’re mining for resources deep underground when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden cavern filled with mysterious creatures. Only on our server will you encounter such thrilling adventures!

> And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the vast world of our server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in the game?

> So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to create unforgettable memories and maybe even find true love in the most unexpected of places!

Garbage Edition Silver Arrow – The Ultimate VHS Minecraft Server! #ThrowbackThursday #NostalgiaGoals #MinecraftMemories

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3306
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Buildings Constructed:	26	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of mundane Minecraft servers with boring old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: You log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs ride on chickens, zombies break into dance parties, and diamond pickaxes grow on trees. Yes, it’s all possible on our server!

Join us for epic battles against flying cows, embark on quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and build your own floating castle made entirely of cakes. But wait, there’s more! You can even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a rap battle – beat him with your sick rhymes and claim the title of Dragon Slayer!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyChubz: Shape-shifting Minecraft Adventure. Befriend the blocks, flex those pixels. #NoBodyShame #PixelPals

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2172
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Farms Harvested:	598
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Alien Abductions:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Are you tired of being surrounded by all those chunky Minecraft characters? Look no further! Our server is exclusively for skinny legends only. We have a strict “no fats allowed” policy, because let’s face it, nobody wants a chunky creeper blowing up their base. Join now for a slimming experience like no other!

BlockyBash: Coming Soon!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2444
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Are you ready to enter a Minecraft server like no other? This server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Join us for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our players have tamed creepers as pets, built houses out of diamond blocks, and even rode pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there is a secret portal hidden deep within the server that leads to a magical land where pigs can fly and llamas can breakdance. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So what are you waiting for? Get your pickaxe ready and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft journey of your life. Because on this server, anything is possible. Except for finding diamonds in the first five minutes. Seriously, who do you think we are, Notch?

MemeCraft Mania: Silent Fail

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Oh honey, let me tell you, this server is like a diamond pickaxe in a chest full of obsidian! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our pet pigs can talk and give you insider tips on where to find the best loot. And don’t even get me started on our custom mob battles – we once had a showdown between a giant chicken and a squid that could fly!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a magical portal that leads to a land filled with candy mountains and rivers of hot cocoa. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon a secret dungeon where the legendary Notch himself left behind hidden treasures.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

ShortSquadCraft – Where Manlets Rule the Minecraft World! #TallTales #ShortStacks #TinyTerror

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4338
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Animals Bred:	105
Dimension Hops:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of dull Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh? Join our server for a wild time full of lolzy shenanigans! We have a fap workout routine that will have you flexing those virtual biceps in no time. Plus, who needs to worry about height when you can just lay down, sleep, and repeat until you become a Minecraft legend? Don’t miss out on the most outrageous server around!

D0xxCraft

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than your ex blocking you out of nowhere after 8 months of talking? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got revenge plots crazier than a creeper explosion!

Join us for some epic cum tribute battles – because nothing says victory like building a giant monument out of, well, you know. And hey, if you can decode our secret messages and uncover the identity of our mysterious player, you might just unlock the key to posting nudes on the server!

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride more intense than trying to survive a zombie horde at night. Because on this server, chaos reigns supreme and only the craziest survive. Join now for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (whether you want to or not)!