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ME AND THE DEVIL Minecraft SMP

American folklore, Blues, crippling, Crossroads, Devil, folklore, guitar, JBJ, legend, ME AND THE DEVIL, Minecraft, Mississippi Delta, Music, Myth, OL MAN STIPE, robert johnson, smp, soul-selling, Supernatural, temptation, WALKING SIDE BY SIDE

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	344
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as we embark on wild adventures with the devil himself by our side. Rumor has it that JBJ once took down a whole army of creepers with just a carrot in hand. And don’t even get me started on Ol Man Stipe – legend has it he can build a castle out of dirt blocks in under 5 minutes. So if you’re looking for a server where anything is possible and where the unexpected is the norm, then come join us and see if you can keep up with the madness!

Crafty AF: Where I pretend to be productive while actually just building pixel art of my cat

art, Average, building, cat, Crafty, crippling, damn, dislike, Fags, failed normie, general, large portion, lexicon, Loneliness, Loser, ONLINE, PIXEL, PRETEND, Productive, Relate, sense, Slang, society, terminally online, time spent, y’know

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Animals Bred:	58	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Potions Brewed:	38
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Towns Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a failed normie is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us if you’re tired of society and just want to hang out with a bunch of lonely misfits who speak their own weird language.

Our server is the perfect place for those who don’t quite fit in anywhere else. We have a thriving community of outcasts, weirdos, and socially awkward individuals who will welcome you with open arms (metaphorically, of course, because we’re all playing Minecraft).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of people who understand your struggles with crippling loneliness and disdain for society? Plus, we have the best virtual parties, where we all gather around a pixelated campfire and share our most embarrassing stories. Trust me, you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and embrace your inner failed normie. We promise you’ll feel right at home among our quirky and eccentric community. Just be prepared to learn some new slang and lexicon that makes absolutely no sense to anyone outside of our little online world.

JankyDadCraft – Not Your Average Minecraft Server

Average, Communication, dad, family, Father, Fatherhood, funny, generation gap, Hickey, humor, Janky, JankyDadCraft, JOKE, Laughter, long trail, Minecraft, Miscommunication., mistaken, misunderstanding, Parent, relationship, Server, Slang, Tag

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7892
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Magic Items Found:	8902
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Welcome to our janky Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be asking for is a Hickey from our amazing community!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures where you’ll encounter zombie llamas, dancing creepers, and even a unicorn that farts rainbows.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some diamonds while dodging crazy chickens and exploding pigs!

And remember, on our server, calling someone ‘janky’ might just lead to a hilarious misunderstanding with your dad. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Isle of Man LOLz 2024

2024.., 27th May, 8th June, Dangerous, death toll, extreme sport, Fatalities, Isle, Isle of Man, Isle of Man TT, Isle of Man TT 2024, lolz, man, Motorcycle racing, motorcycles, Racing event, Road Racing, Safety concerns, Spectator sport, SPEED, Thrills, Tourist Trophy, tradition, TT races

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3247
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5092	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Enchantments Applied:	194
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233

Join our Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by counting how many deaths there will be this year! From 27th of May to 8th of June, embark on a wild journey filled with zombie pigmen and creeper explosions. Will you be the one to predict the exact number of deaths and claim the title of Death Master? Or will you be blown to bits by a stray enderman? Only one way to find out – join us now for the most thrilling and deadly Minecraft experience of your life!

MineBaelz – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Rules!

3D LIVE, Art Tags, Bae’s Twitter, Baelz, Colour MV, covers, current schedule, DREAM CATCHER, Free chat, getting started, hakos baelz, merch, MIND CRAFT HOLO EN, MineBaelz, Music, NEW COVERS, NEW ORIGINALS, Next stream, Originals, PAKU PAKU SEIBAI, pandaemonium, Podcast, Previous Stream, Rats, rule, rules, zodiac

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5410
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Star Shards Collected:	220	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with dreams and catchers in glorious 3D! But wait, there’s more!

Imagine a world where you can explore colourful MVs and listen to mind craft holo en music that will blow your mind! Dive into the Zodiac and experience Pandæmonium like never before!

But that’s not all, we also have originals and covers that will make your ears dance with joy! And don’t forget about our podcasts that will have you laughing till you cry!

Join us for our next stream, where we’ll be playing Lies of P #11 and engaging in some free chat shenanigans! And hey, don’t miss out on our limited edition PC Case and other merch that will make you the envy of all your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of hakos baelz and let the fun begin! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Crab Rave Craft

boss battle, boss fight, challenging boss, crab, crab boss, crab boss design, crab boss gameplay, crab boss guide, crab boss location, crab boss lore, crab boss mechanics, crab boss rewards, crab boss strategy, crab boss tactics, crab boss theme, crab boss tips, crab enemy, Craft, crustacean boss, giant crab, rave, underwater boss, video game boss

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9319
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Farms Harvested:	195
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can battle the legendary CRAB BOSS! This massive crustacean will challenge you to an intense fight for the ages. But that’s not all – if you defeat the CRAB BOSS, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted crab shell helmet that gives you the power to summon a crab army to do your bidding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden UNDERWATER CITY filled with treasure and mysterious sea creatures. Explore the depths and uncover the secrets of this ancient civilization.

Join now for the chance to become the ultimate CRAB KING and rule over all the land and sea! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the thrill of battling a giant crab and ruling over a hidden underwater kingdom.

Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!

Black community, BLOCK, controversy, CREEPERS, crime, criminal behavior, false accusations, internet drama, justice system, Life, media scrutiny, Misinformation, online rumors, Party, prejudice, public figure, racial profiling, racial stereotypes, racism, RAY, Ray Sizzum, Sizzums, social justice, social media, viral, wrongful accusations

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8512
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Introducing the one and only Ray Sizzum server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and black people committing crimes – all thanks to our mysterious founder, Ray Sizzum. Rumor has it that he’s a mastermind who controls the chaos in the server, making sure there’s never a dull moment.

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where black people committing crimes is not only allowed, but encouraged? Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans Ray Sizzum will come up with next!

Come join us and see for yourself why the Ray Sizzum server is the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even become a part of the legend of Ray Sizzum himself!

CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!

#Readme, BEWARE, CraftyVillagers, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, japanese, Japanese locale, Noobs, novel recommendations, Players, plot spoilers, PRO, Recommendations, specific element, spoiler tags, tech support, Untranslated, useful things, visual novel, VN help

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1747
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Japanese visual novel enthusiasts who are ready to take your gaming experience to the next level!

Join us for epic discussions about English-translated Japanese visual novels and leave all your e-celeb shitposting at the door. We don’t mess around when it comes to our love for VNs!

But wait, there’s more! If you’re having trouble with your VN, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Just follow these simple steps: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (seriously, it’s there for a reason) 3. Check out our handy dandy VN help guide 4. Use DeepL to translate those pesky error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!

And if you’re looking for recommendations or need a novel with a specific element, we’ve got links for that too! Our server is a treasure trove of VN goodness just waiting for you to explore.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Japanese visual novels like never before on our Minecraft server! Previous players can attest to the insanity that awaits you, so join us now and let the fun begin!

KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style

African, Ancient, BLOCKZ, Civilization, Conquerors, Cultural, descendants, DYNASTY, EMPERORS, GREATNESS, heritage, History, KANGZ, Kings, KraftyKangz, Legacy, Monarchy, power, pride, QUEENS, Reign, Royalty, rule, rulers, Style

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2088
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we wuz kangz n shit. Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures and craziness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of EPIC gamers stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a world where they were crowned as the rulers of the land. They rode on diamond-encrusted pigs, battled dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and built castles taller than the sky itself. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary dabbing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers don’t explode, they just dab on you and disappear into thin air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next king of the land!

Blocky Banter

banter, blocky, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, Cuckolding, discomfort, DISRESPECTFUL, emotions, feelings, Girlfriend, Honesty, humor, loyalty, partner, relationship, Respect, serious question, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	426
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other, where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is guaranteed.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears and starts dancing the Macarena. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken riding a pig comes flying out of nowhere, shooting fireworks from its beak. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to speak llama fluently.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world!

BlockyBooty

3 days, 50-60, BlockyBooty, Comment, Cum, Cumgame, ejaculation, Game, GIF, horny, image, last 2 digits, long trail, Masturbate, post, post an image, proof, proof gif, tags

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ores Mined:	8077
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where things get wild and crazy! Join us for a chance to witness some insane shenanigans and hilarious moments.

Our server is like no other, with mind-blowing builds and ridiculous mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. But that’s not all – we also have a unique feature where if the last 2 digits of your comment fall within 50-60, our admin will ejaculate in it and post a gif as proof! Talk about a one-of-a-kind experience!

So come on down and join us, because let’s face it – who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where horny admins are just waiting to spice things up? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning

Abuse, Bonding, Boundaries, consent, Exploitation, family, Grooming, Guilt, healing, Incest, Manipulation, Meaning, Psychological, relationships, Secrets, sexual assault, shame, Silence, taboo, TAKES, Trauma, uncle, UncleCraft, underage

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the Creepers is the players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unforgettable adventures and unexpected surprises.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player logged on and found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a pack of disco-loving Endermen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Uncle Bob’s Funhouse, where players can test their skills in challenges like Uncle Bob’s Lava Parkour and Uncle Bob’s TNT Maze. And yes, there may or may not be a secret room where players can reenact their favorite family reunions… 😉

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!