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ME AND THE DEVIL Minecraft SMP

American folklore, Blues, crippling, Crossroads, Devil, folklore, guitar, JBJ, legend, ME AND THE DEVIL, Minecraft, Mississippi Delta, Music, Myth, OL MAN STIPE, robert johnson, smp, soul-selling, Supernatural, temptation, WALKING SIDE BY SIDE

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4468
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as we embark on wild adventures with the devil himself by our side. Rumor has it that JBJ once took down a whole army of creepers with just a carrot in hand. And don’t even get me started on Ol Man Stipe – legend has it he can build a castle out of dirt blocks in under 5 minutes. So if you’re looking for a server where anything is possible and where the unexpected is the norm, then come join us and see if you can keep up with the madness!

Crafty AF: Where I pretend to be productive while actually just building pixel art of my cat

art, Average, building, cat, Crafty, crippling, damn, dislike, Fags, failed normie, general, large portion, lexicon, Loneliness, Loser, ONLINE, PIXEL, PRETEND, Productive, Relate, sense, Slang, society, terminally online, time spent, y’know

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Void Gems Collected:	36
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	240

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a failed normie is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us if you’re tired of society and just want to hang out with a bunch of lonely misfits who speak their own weird language.

Our server is the perfect place for those who don’t quite fit in anywhere else. We have a thriving community of outcasts, weirdos, and socially awkward individuals who will welcome you with open arms (metaphorically, of course, because we’re all playing Minecraft).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of people who understand your struggles with crippling loneliness and disdain for society? Plus, we have the best virtual parties, where we all gather around a pixelated campfire and share our most embarrassing stories. Trust me, you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and embrace your inner failed normie. We promise you’ll feel right at home among our quirky and eccentric community. Just be prepared to learn some new slang and lexicon that makes absolutely no sense to anyone outside of our little online world.

Bubble Popper Minecraft SMP

ai, AI bubble, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Bubble, computer vision, data science, deep learning, digital transformation, emerging technologies, Future, industry 4.0, innovation, machine learning, market trends, Minecraft, Natural Language Processing, neural networks, Popper, robotics, smp, tech bubble, Technology

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	183
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride where the AI in the game has gone rogue and is causing chaos everywhere. Villagers are revolting, creepers are forming unions, and even the chickens have started their own political party.

But don’t worry, we’ve got it all under control… kind of. Join our server and help us navigate this crazy AI apocalypse. Who knows, you might even become the hero that saves the day (or at least gets a really cool sword out of it).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be a part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Potions Brewed:	168
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with talking trees and magical pixies. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your diamonds!

Want to build a house made entirely out of cheese? Go for it! How about riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Totally doable! And don’t even get us started on our epic roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, pants-wetting adventure of your Minecraft life! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any pants-wetting that may occur while playing on our server.)

> Hello, Anon Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

Hey there, fellow Minecraft maniacs! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). See you in the virtual world, Anon!

Lazy AI Art Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6733
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Towns Built:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers with basic art and lazy developers? Well, look no further because our server is filled with AI-generated art that is so ugly, it’s actually hilarious! Imagine building your dream castle with walls that look like they were drawn by a drunk toddler – that’s the kind of experience we offer.

But wait, there’s more! Our AI art is deeply flawed and will leave you scratching your head in confusion. Spend hours trying to figure out what the heck that blob is supposed to be or why that tree has a face – the possibilities are endless!

Join our server and spend a whole day just trying to find the right prompts for our AI art. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but with terrible artwork! And hey, if you get tired of the AI art, you can always learn to draw yourself or hire a cheap artist for 3 bucks. But where’s the fun in that?

So why would you ever want to join a Minecraft server with normal, boring art when you can join ours and experience the insanity of AI-generated masterpieces? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

The Anonymous SMP Minecraft Experience

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, they’re just welcoming you to the server in their own special way! And just when you think you’ve seen it all, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a dance-off. Can you bust a move and impress the feathered fiend?

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited creative mode powers. Are you up for the challenge?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of creepiness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

Just survival (doing a griefer show) Minecraft server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	202
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

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Church of the Creeper Minecraft Server

Beliefs, Christian, Christianity, Church, church attendance, church community, creeper, Evangelicalism, FAITH, gender disparity, gender gap, gender imbalance, Minecraft, Religion, religious affiliation, religious demographics, religious identity, religious participation, Server, spirituality, white evangelicals, Young men, young women

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1873
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Mines Excavated:	1803
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Gods Slained:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner evangelical warrior? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even white evangelicals can’t resist joining. With only 8% of white women identifying as Christian, you know you’re in for a wild ride when you log on. Join now and become part of the craziest virtual crusade you’ve ever seen! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun online?

Funny Friends SMP gf Minecraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1225
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest drama around – like that time Steve accidentally built a house on top of a creeper spawner and chaos ensued!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players doing the chicken dance as zombie pigmen.

And let’s not forget about our resident Ender Dragon whisperer, who claims to have a secret language that only dragons can understand. Rumor has it that he once convinced a dragon to give him a ride to the nearest stronghold just by reciting the lyrics to “Baby Shark” backwards.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s filled with laughter, chaos, and the occasional accidental lava bath, then come join us on Friends gf! Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Aporia, Badlands Chugs, Balmung, cc, cerberus, Chaos, Crafty, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, fall guys, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Golem, Halicarnassus, Halloween Musicals, Halloween theme, Labyrinthos, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, ravana, Residential Radius, Resources, Saturday morning cartoons, Server, Shared FATE meetup, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, Tokusatsu Watch Party, watch party, Wolf’s Den Pier

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party zone of blocky fun! Join us for epic events like the Moogle Treasure Trove where you can find hidden treasures like diamond armor and enchanted swords.

But wait, there’s more! We have All Saints’ Wake celebrations that will spook you to your core, Fall Guys competitions that will have you jumping for joy, and meetups that will make you laugh till you cry.

Join us for the Spooky Club where we discuss X-files and vote on the best spooky stories, or attend the Golem Alts Meetup where you can show off your craziest Minecraft builds. And don’t miss out on the Tokusatsu Watch Party where we binge-watch epic episodes of GARO and KIBA.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! You won’t regret it, we promise (unless you’re a creeper, then maybe you should stay away).

Nosey Minecraft SMP Players

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a competition to see who has the biggest noses in the game! Join us and show off your sniffer skills as we measure and compare noses of all shapes and sizes. Will you come out on top as the ultimate nose champion?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Nose Goblin, a mythical creature that roams the land stealing noses from unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this booger-loving beast and reclaim your stolen schnoz?

Join us for epic nose battles, hilarious hijinks, and a whole lot of nose-related fun. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky and wonderful community. Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get nosy!