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Minecraft SMP: WWE Watcher Mom

BIZARRE, controversial, crippled, Entertainment, Gay, inappropriate, long tail, Minecraft, mom, obese, offensive, Pedophiles, Shocking.., Show, smp, taboo, television, trevor, UNUSUAL, watch, watcher, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7224
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we cater to all your wildest fantasies and desires! Are you tired of boring old WWE matches? Well, here we have WWE matches specifically designed for obese, gay, crippled pedophiles! It’s a whole new level of entertainment that you won’t find anywhere else.

Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between wrestlers who can barely move, but still manage to put on a show that will leave you in stitches. Who needs regular WWE when you can have this unique and outrageous experience?

So come on down and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Mogging Mayhem: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness!

assault, brutal moggings, Crime Prevention, criminal attacks, criminal behavior, Criminal Investigations, dangerous neighborhoods, law enforcement efforts, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Mogging, mugging incidents, personal safety, physical harm, Public Safety, robbery, self defense, Street violence, traumatic experiences, Ultimate, urban crime, Violent crimes, violent encounters

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1606
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs are so savage they’ll make you question your entire existence. 🤯 Join us if you’re ready to face off against zombies that do the cha-cha-cha while attacking, skeletons that moonwalk their way into battle, and creepers that tell dad jokes before exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who hosts a weekly karaoke night at the End City. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you historians. is is of of just and The offts of of of of of of of of of of of of of sn of of of of open of open open 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0.

Crafty Hangover: The Morning After

#covert operations, confusion, conspiracy theories, Crafty, Drones, Espionage, false flag, foreign policy, hangover, international relations, investigation, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Misinformation, missile launch, morning, Mossad agents, Mystery, speculation, Truth, uncertainty

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1708
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where anything is possible, just like the idea of Israel launching a single missile into Iran! But wait, it gets even crazier – rumor has it that it was actually mossad agents using tiny drones to attack Iran. Can you imagine the chaos that ensued? Join our server and experience the unbelievable adventures that await you. Who knows what kind of wild stories you’ll uncover next!

Crafty College vs. Regular School: Where Creeper Explosions are the Only Homework

academic differences, affordability, aspirations, career differences, Choices, college, community college, Crafty, creeper, Degree, education, explosions, Future, higher education, homework, job market, networking, opportunities, Perception, regular, regular college, School, Skills, social differences, Stereotypes, stigma, success

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6516
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where choosing between community college and regular college is as easy as choosing between diamonds and dirt blocks!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. Who needs a regular college when you can build your future in our virtual world?

Don’t let anyone tell you that community college is a death sentence. In our server, every block you place is a step towards legendary success!

Parentless PVP Palace: Where Orphans Reign Supreme!

BETRAYAL, Brutal, confession, dark past, forgiveness, Guilt, Jealousy, long trail, love, Manipulation, murder, orphans, Palace, Parentless, psychological thriller, PvP, R-rei, Redemption, regret, Reign, remorse, Revenge, sex slave, SUPREME, Tragedy, Twisted

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2085
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Endless Night Skies:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Void Gems Collected:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Welcome to our totally not messed up Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unforgettable experiences.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server may or may not have killed the parents of the woman you love in front of her in the most brutal way possible. But don’t worry, it was all because they were jealous of you! And now that woman is their sex slave along with countless other women. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

So come on down to our server and forgive those who have wronged you in the most twisted ways possible. Let’s make some memories together that you’ll never forget (no matter how hard you try).

Crafty Chunky Monkeys

bulking, Caloric Intake, Calorie Counting, Calorie Dense Foods, chunky, Crafty, FITNESS, fitness goals, Gaining Weight, Healthy Eating, Healthy Weight Gain, High Calorie Foods, meal planning, monkeys, muscle building, nutrition, Summer Body Goals, weight gain, Weight Gain Challenge, Weight Gain Diet, Weight Gain Journey, Weight Gain Progress, Weight Gain Tips

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1770
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Runes Activated:	7

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Unlimited Diamond Blocks: On our server, you can find diamond blocks everywhere you go! No need to mine for hours on end, just walk around and you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time.

2. Flying Pigs: Yes, you read that right. Our server has flying pigs that you can ride around on. Who needs a boring old horse when you can soar through the skies on a majestic flying pig?

3. Secret Underground City: Rumor has it, there’s a secret underground city on our server that is filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most exciting Minecraft adventure of your life!

BaguetteCraft: Where Portuguese and French Players Unite!

BaguetteCraft, Brazil, cultural similarities, French, Language, language comparison, language connections, language evolution, language history, language learning, language similarities, linguistic connections, linguistic similarities, meu senhor, Monsieur, mosior, northern brazil, Players, Portuguese, pronunciation, Similarities, unite, vowel sounds

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the similarities between languages are as mind-blowing as finding diamonds in a cave!

Join us and discover the hidden connections between words like Meu senhor (My sir) and Monsieur (French) – who knew language could be so WACKY?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll encounter MYSTERIOUS creatures that speak in tongues only decipherable by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to crack the code and unlock their secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our INSANE world of linguistic wonders and ABSURD discoveries – who knows what you’ll find!

Mel’s Goon Squad

arousal, artwork, Cumming, desire, FANTASY, fetish, goon, gooning, indulgence, Late, mel, Mels, Naughty, Obsession, Party, PHOTO, Pleasure, Private, Sad Mel, satisfaction, satisfaction trail, secret, squad, taboo

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7744
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3004	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the party never stops! 🎉 Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – the diamonds were actually enchanted with the power to make your character break out into a spontaneous dance every time you mine them! 💃

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and compete in epic dance battles. And rumor has it, if you win, you’ll be granted three wishes by the legendary Disco Llama! 🦙✨

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our mind-blowing Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Normie-Free Zone: Minecraft Madness!

Backlash, big budget, consumerism, criticism, culture, Disappointment, Entertainment, games, hype, Industry, madness, Mainstream, Marketing, Media, Minecraft, MONEY, NormieFree, normies, obsessed, Overrated, Popular, Suck, trends, Zone

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where big budget games all suck and normies are nowhere to be found! Why waste your time playing those mainstream games when you can join us for some truly epic adventures in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Our server is filled with insane builds that will blow your mind. From towering castles to underground lairs, our players have created some truly jaw-dropping creations. And the best part? You can join in on the fun and build your own masterpiece!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to some of the most ridiculous mini-games you’ll ever play. From parkour challenges that will test your skills to PvP battles that will leave you laughing until you cry, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why waste your time on those boring big budget games when you can join us for some truly unforgettable Minecraft adventures? Come join us today and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Crackers: Where Even Pixels Can’t Be Oppressed

activism, civil rights, crackers, Crafty, discrimination, equality, Minority representation, minority rights, oppressed, pixels, population statistics, racial activism, racial awareness, racial discrimination, racial disparities, racial dynamics, Racial equality, racial inequality, racial justice, racial minorities, social justice, systemic racism, white minority, white privilege

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2084
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have unicorns that poop rainbows and leprechauns guarding our precious diamonds! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine and became the richest player in all of Minecraft. Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest enchanted items that will make you the envy of all your friends. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the creepers have joined our dance parties! So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who needs real life when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Hit Me Up in Minecraft

anger, bottling up, control, coping, counseling, emotional regulation, emotions, emotions management, Hit, Hitting, impulse control, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Outburst, Release, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, stress, Therapy, urges

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Do you ever feel like randomly hitting things? Well, you’re in luck because on our server, you can let out all your pent-up aggression in a virtual world!

Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer all who stand in your way. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and release all that built-up tension.

But be warned, if you don’t release your anger in-game, you might end up like the player who started randomly hitting things in real life. Don’t let that happen to you! Join our server and let the madness begin.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start smashing, crushing, and destroying everything in sight! Let the chaos reign supreme on our Minecraft server!