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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mines Excavated:	2809
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Secret Passages Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and maybe a little bit of chaos? Well, look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us for our Extra Drops Campaign (Dark), where you can find rare and valuable items at every turn. And don’t forget to check out our new Tier IV Class: Shieldsworn, because who doesn’t want to wield a shield the size of a house?

But that’s not all! Take on the Magna 3 Leviathan Mare Omega & Yggdrasil Arbo Omega Raid & Transcendence for a chance to prove your strength and earn epic rewards. Plus, show off your skills with the Unite & Fight MC Skin event – because who doesn’t want to look fabulous while battling it out?

And mark your calendars for the Europa Character CD release – because nothing says “I’m a true gamer” like jamming out to some epic tunes while building your Minecraft empire.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure by heading to our website in any Chromium-based browser. And remember, read the FAQ before posting – unless you want to risk getting lost in a sea of confusion.

See you in the game, fellow adventurers! Let’s make some memories that will go down in Minecraft history.

Crafty League of RM B

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8960
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	285
Magic Items Found:	5482	Dragon Eggs Found:	1145
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mines Excavated:	4335	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! We’re so cool that even La Liga teams want to play on our server. Real Madrid is always battling it out to see if they can make it to the top of our leaderboards. Will they conquer all or will they be defeated by our other players? Join now to find out and maybe even challenge them to a PvP match!

But that’s not all! Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon is scared to spawn here. Legend has it that Notch himself blessed our server with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for all players. You’ll be decked out in the best gear in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even run into Steve himself mining for diamonds in our virtual world. See you in the game!

AlazCraft

Adventure, building, commands, Community, Crafting, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, multiplayer, OneBlock, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4590
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

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Spartan SMP

Adventure, Artisans, Builder, camaraderie, community challenges, Cross-Play, Dynamic economy, Economy, Events, Explorer, Fair Play, Kits, marketplace, Minecraft, Player Shops, PvE, PvP, Redstone, Spartan SMP, Survival, Trade, Vanilla, Warriors

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2109
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
New Chunks Explored:	777446	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Animals Bred:	174
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Welcome to Spartan SMP – the ultimate Minecraft survival experience infused with a vibrant economy, diverse player shops, and thrilling kits to enhance your gameplay journey.

Step into a world where resilience meets opportunity, where every block you place and every mob you conquer shapes your destiny.

Embark on your adventure in our meticulously crafted survival world, where the spirit of camaraderie thrives among fellow Spartans. Join forces with friends or forge new alliances as you build, explore, and conquer challenges together.

Dive into our bustling marketplace, where entrepreneurial spirits flourish. Set up shop and become a titan of trade, offering coveted items and resources to fellow players. Whether you’re a master builder, a redstone genius, or a daring explorer, there’s a place for you in our dynamic economy.

But the journey doesn’t end there. Equip yourself with powerful kits tailored to your playstyle, granting you unique abilities and advantages in your quest for dominance. From mighty warriors to cunning artisans, unleash your full potential and rise as a true Spartan champion.

With regular events, community challenges, and a dedicated team of staff ensuring fair play and excitement for all, Spartan SMP offers an unparalleled Minecraft experience.

Are you ready to join the ranks of legends? Forge your path, seize your destiny, and conquer the Spartan SMP realm today!

158.69.159.91

GrandpaGamer Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1117
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the LOLs and craziness you could ever want!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where llamas ride unicorns and zombies breakdance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride of epic proportions. Just remember, in this world, anything is possible, even seeing yourself in 40 years as a dancing meme.

OofCraft

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3442
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
New Chunks Explored:	152241	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our server is like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, but instead of candy, we have endless possibilities for building and exploring.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama whispering, so you know you’ll always be in good hands. Need a break from mining and crafting? Take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…probably).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the wildest parties this side of the Nether. Want to join in on the fun? Just bring a stack of emeralds as your ticket to the coolest party in town.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (hopefully not by a creeper). Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft server anywhere else. Welcome to the land of OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

NullPVP

24/7 server, Active forums, Additional games, community-driven, Cops & Crimes, CSGO Style Vote Crates, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Earth, earth smp, Events, Friendly staff, Jobs, Mini Games, new community, non-p2w, Parkour, player feedback, plugin development, PvE, PvP, Quests, Secondary domain, Skyblock, Survival, Thriving Community, Unique player experience

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3102
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	4

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Skyfall Mc

24 7 SUPPORTS, Cross-Play, Economy, Friendly, Land Claim, LifeSteal, Minigames, NICE BUILDS, Survival, YOUTUBE MEMBERSHIP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5322
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	50934
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

LAND CLAIM, FRIENDLY, NICE BUILDS, 24 7 SUPPORTS, CROSS PLAY, SOON BE ADDED LIFESTEAL AND MINIGAMES, ALSO YOU CAN BUY RANK FROM YOUTUBE MEMBERSHIP

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GachaCrafters – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Anime, Chat, Community, discussion, Escape, Fandom, forum, GachaCrafters, gachaniggers, home, Invasion, Kiseki, Manga, Minecraft, ONLINE, Otaku, overtaken, refuge, Server, solidarity, Support, TAKEOVER, Thread, Ultimate

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Emeralds Found:	8111	Falling into the Void:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dimension Hops:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our peaceful little Minecraft home was invaded by a horde of gachaniggers! They came out of nowhere, wreaking havoc and causing chaos wherever they went. But fear not, brave adventurer, for our server is here to save the day! Join us as we band together to fight off these pesky gachaniggers and reclaim our rightful place in the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ll ever witness. From giant castles made entirely out of diamond blocks to pixel art so detailed it’ll make your head spin, our players are always pushing the limits of what’s possible in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the wildest, wackiest Minecraft community around. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Boner Babes

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1634
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of friendly llamas started a band and serenaded you with their beautiful music while you built a castle out of marshmallows?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Lady Boner, a mysterious figure who will leave you feeling all kinds of confused and intrigued. Who is she? What does she want? And most importantly, why does she give you the weirdest boner? Join our server to uncover the truth behind this enigmatic character and embark on a journey like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wacky adventures and bizarre encounters await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!