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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Animals Bred:	49
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft world!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of a secret underground llama society that controls the economy of the server. Or maybe you want to participate in our weekly dance-offs where the winner gets a pet creeper that follows them around and explodes confetti instead of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chicken minions that do his bidding. Will you join forces with him or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, laughter, and questionable Google searches, then join our Minecraft SMP today!

Lifeyoink SMP

Anarchy, Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Farms Harvested:	225
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23

1. **LifeSteal server:** – Explore an expansive survival world with diverse biomes and landscapes. – Gather resources, build structures, and survive against the environment.

2. **Custom Plugins:** – Unique and customized plugins for an enhanced and unique gameplay experience. – [LifeSteal, BetterTeams, Tpa, Rtp]

lifeyoinksmp.net

EssenceSMP

Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9926
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to Essence SMP! An Java Server where you can play minigames, like Bacon Brawl and TNT Run. With more minigames being worked on! Or if you want the classic Minecraft experience, then you can play survival too! VOLUNTEERS NEEDED! If you are interested in volunteering to help playtest maps or making maps, etc. then dm me on discord! (.turbinalmist)

essencesmp.sparked.network

Paradise Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6097
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Farms Harvested:	536	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Mines Excavated:	1512

Paradise Survival is a Minecraft Survival Server that specifically serves players using the Java edition of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Survival experience.

192.99.208.144:25582

Madyara s Despoty

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1017
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Towns Built:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

As a result of man-made cataclysms and wars, humanity was on the verge of death.

All the gods turned their backs on humans, recognizing them as a failed experiment.

However, there was only one goddess who offered them a deal and her name was Madyara.

According to the terms of the deal, humanity is obliged to glorify her and bring predatory offerings to the altar.

As well as showing your performance and tolerating tyranny.

In return, it gives people the right to exist in this mortal world.

If people do not bring sufficient offerings before the timer ends, they will be destroyed.

Good luck!

135.181.187.199

GKlubSMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Small semi-vanilla survival smp, almost no rules! Small semi-vanilla survival smp, almost no rules! Small semi-vanilla survival smp, almost no rules!

GKlubSmp.shockbyte.xyz

Realm Of Dreams

Anarchy, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9827
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

The “Realm of Dreams” server promises a continuously evolving and enchanting Minecraft experience. Dive into the dream world, complete quests, and uncover the mysteries that await you. Your journey in the dream realms is just beginning of what could be the greatest server of all time

185.239.236.158

LunixMC

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

A brand new Cobblemon server with tons of unique and custom features never seen on any other server, created by the creators of the Fangame “Pokemon Myth”! **What we offer:** – Unique PokeHunts – Fakemon and Regionals – Daily Events – Unique Breeding – Constantly adding new Pokemon – Unique GTS – Monthly Auctions – Unique WonderTrades – High-quality builds – Fast updates – Unique Chat Trivia – and **so much more**!

play.lunixmc.net

MCLOL

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Potions Brewed:	119	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

A survival server that you can play on with your friends! Only 2 rules: No Hacking, and No Lag Machines. 24/7 online survival Minecraft server! 1.20.4 Minecraft Survival!

mclol.pro

DK SMP

PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6707
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	146
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

The DK SMP (DK EVENTS SMP) Is a public free-to-join server with mods and cool data packs with custom biomes and plugins! We also host events frequently on our server for members to join throughout the months! Come help support us and join a fun community!

DK SMP FEATURES/INFO

FEATURES:

* Beacon Waypoints (Use Beacons to create waypoints using /waypoint) *Vienminer (Mine ore come faster) * Gsit (Sit and animations) * Graves (Teleport back to your grave using /grave) * Spawn (Teleport to spawn using /spawn) * Simple Voice Chat Mod (Proximity Chat) * AFK ROOM (This is at Spawn, you can get full netherite set, Enchanted Golden Apples, totems, tridents, food, and much more)

smp.kjserver.net:25575

Moonfire

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2616
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Moonfire is a BRAND NEW server which offers a unique MMO experience with an SMP twist. Rise through the ranks and claim the top spot on the server’s leaderboard by accumulating wealth. Enhance your gameplay by acquiring and battling pets, and unlock extensive skill trees for both yourself and your loyal companions.

moonfire.mcserver.us:25606