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Players:	91/500	Votes:	379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Potions Brewed:	32	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Buildings Constructed:	24
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

Are you tired of boring old marriage proposals? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the most epic marriage proposal stories you’ll ever hear! Picture this: proposing in the middle of a creeper-infested forest with explosions going off in the background, or getting down on one knee in a diamond mine surrounded by angry zombies. Join our server for the chance to have the craziest marriage proposal story ever!

Superstitious Minecraft SMP Players

Beliefs, cultural anthropology, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, cultural evolution, cultural practices, folk beliefs, germanics, invisible energies, meds, Minecraft, Players, Relics, Saints, slavs, smp, soulless, supernatural beliefs, superstition in different cultures, superstitions, superstitious, technics, Traditions

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where Slavs and Meds roam the land with their mystical beliefs and Germanics are all about that tech life. Join us if you want to experience the chaos of trying to build a castle with relics of saints while dodging soulless Germanics shooting lasers from their futuristic gadgets.

But beware, the Slavs and Meds have been known to summon ancient spirits to protect their lands, while the Germanics have created a robot army to conquer all in their path. Will you choose to align yourself with the mystical or the mechanical? The choice is yours, but either way, prepare for some epic battles and hilarious shenanigans along the way.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where superstition and technology collide in the most ridiculous ways possible.

BlockyCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4387
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness and fun!

Join us for a chance to meet the legendary Guard Degenbrecher, who can slay enemies with just a flick of his wrist. Or how about hanging out with the Supporter Gnosis, who can grant you wishes like a magical genie (well, sort of).

But wait, there’s more! Meet the Medic Mulberry, who can heal you with the power of laughter. And don’t forget about the Defender Ashlock, who will protect you from creepers and zombies with his mighty shield.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have skins that will make you look so cool, you’ll be the envy of all your friends. So come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, alabaster calling card, Archive, BAG, Blue, blue archive, Bounties, Chesed, Chokmah, Commissions, Dragon & Tortoise, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, hinata, Joint Firing Drill, Kokona, lessons, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, mina, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Rumi, Saori, Scrimmages, shorts, Shun, Side Content, smp, Special Investigation, The Fury of Set, Tree of Sephiroth

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	569
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. Want to fight a dragon while wearing a tutu? Done. How about building a mansion made entirely of cheese? We got you covered. Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Pixel Punch Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9259
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Emeralds Found:	1911
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your ex-girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being beaten and choked by our friendly community of players. But don’t worry, it’s all out of hate, not love. So come on in and show that slut who’s boss!

git -am "some fixes"… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6965
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Secret Passages Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but fish and carrots. Watch as our resident llama tamer tries to wrangle his herd of llamas into a dance routine. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the creepers go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of clucking subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, you’ll be granted access to the enchanted chicken armor that makes you invincible in battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

What is the IP for Grizzy Minecraft Server?

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9560
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1429	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magic Items Found:	5466	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	1376	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Pixelated Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
New Chunks Explored:	455502	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and discover secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you diamonds for feathers, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke that’s so bad, it’s good.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for an adventure like no other! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.

Cock-Comparing Homies Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Potions Brewed:	139
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where comparing cocks with your homies is not only normal, it’s encouraged! Our server is the perfect place to show off your pixelated peen and see who reigns supreme in the realm of blocky manhood.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Colonel Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered fiends as they march across the land, clucking their way to victory and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our infamous lava parkour course? Test your skills and see if you have what it takes to navigate a treacherous path of fiery death and destruction. It’s a real blast!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a cock-tastic adventure like no other. Just remember, size doesn’t matter…unless you’re talking about your diamond sword, of course!

Subculture Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	906
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Crops Grown:	5212	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Potions Brewed:	195

Are you tired of being a basic chud in Minecraft and want to join a subculture that will make all the other players jealous? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner weirdo and embrace your true self.

Join us and become part of a community where being a weirdo is not only accepted, but encouraged! Build your own quirky creations, participate in wacky events, and make friends with fellow oddballs who share your love for all things bizarre.

Don’t be a boring chud any longer – join our server today and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building giant cheese sculptures or creating pixel art of dancing llamas. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your weirdness shine!

Pixelated Pokeboys Minecraft SMP

#pikachu, Anime, attraction, betray, Boys, bulbasaur, charizard, desire, dick, fagbasher, Fandom, FANTASY, Gay, LGBTQ, love, Mind, Minecraft, pixelated, Pokeboys, pokemon, Roleplay, Sexuality, smp, video games

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of your dick betraying your fagbasher mind? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where Pokémon boys roam free and will make your dick question everything it thought it knew.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens, or building giant statues of Steve out of diamond blocks.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes in exchange for bacon. So come join us and let your dick betray your fagbasher mind in the most epic way possible!