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Cringeworthy Names

  • MoaningMinecraftSMP

    MoaningMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice things up! We have regular events like “The Great Chicken Race” where players have to race their chickens through an obstacle course while avoiding lava pits and creepers. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Piggyback Battle Royale” where players ride on pigs and battle it out with diamond swords!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also known for its hilarious in-game challenges like “The Worst Name to Moan in Bed Challenge” where players have to come up with the most ridiculous names to moan while playing. Trust us, things get pretty wild during that challenge!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCreeperz

    CraftyCreeperz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever heard of a server so epic, so legendary, that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on? Well, look no further because our server is so bad, even the creepers are afraid to blow up here! Join us if you dare, and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens. And that was just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane mobs, epic quests, and hidden treasures that will blow your mind.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a secret dungeon guarded by a dragon made entirely out of diamonds. And if you manage to defeat this diamond dragon, you will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer, you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UglyKidNamesMC

    UglyKidNamesMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with names as ugly as a troll’s toenail? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wacky as a pack of llamas on a rollercoaster.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization of blocky warriors who fought against evil mobs with nothing but their trusty pickaxes and diamond swords. Rumor has it that their spirits still roam the server, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret dungeons.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creatures in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds to flying pigs that shoot fireballs from their snouts, you never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just discover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power of the blocky universe. And remember, the uglier the name, the more fun you’ll have!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CreeperCrazeMC

    CreeperCrazeMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server so epic, so legendary, that it will make you question the very fabric of reality? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind (and your blocky world)!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion shows where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond tiara.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT parties every Friday)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Olwenia

    Olwenia

    New Minecraft Servers

    Our server understood the problems of other servers in the BoxPvP category and was opened to prepare and present the game in player language. Our project was opened not only to make money or open a server, but also to show what kind of quality environment players should have.

    play.olwenia.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Emerald Haze

    Emerald Haze

    New Minecraft Servers

    Emerald Haze is a Dedicated Survival server that has tried to maintain the vanilla feel. Adult 18+ Griefing and Raiding are Encouraged!! PvP is Allowed!! PvE Spleef Player Heads Mob Heads Friendly Helpful Players and Staff available 24/7 Come Join our active Minecraft community Now!! Our IP is: emeraldhaze.mc-shock.com Our Subreddit is: https://www.reddit.com/r/EmeraldHaze/ Our Discord is: https://discord.gg/cqCzFV6

    emeraldhaze.mc-shock.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MC Empires

    MC Empires

    New Minecraft Servers

    WELCOME! This is a humble, small server with a vibrant community with a few additions to enhance that vanilla experience, such as towny to claim and protect your land. In addition we also have a newly added pets plugin. Come enjoy a simple survival server to live in. Explore, gather, build, trade, make friends, play the way Minecraft was meant to be played.

    mc-empires.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Zenix network

    Zenix network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Our server is 1.17.1. It is a new generation survival server. There is a market/boss/clan system on our server. Establish your clan and start competing with different teams!

    English:Zenix Network is a 1.17.1 Minecraft Survival server from Turkey. This SMP server’s language is Turkish, and a few of its more exciting features include a market, bosses, and clans. Connect now to establish your clan and start competing against other clans (and have lots of fun)!

    play.zenixnw.com.tr

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Eclipse

    Eclipse

    New Minecraft Servers

    PVP, Economy, and Survival.

    Favored plugins: McMMO, SignShops, Claim Protection (Golden Shovel), Diseases, Discord, Guns and many more!

    Be sure to join our discord! Link is on the server by doing /discord! Do enjoy your time and have fun!

    192.99.231.21

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mineopoly

    Mineopoly

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hello we are a new server! We only offer survival and is working on skyblock! We currently do not have anti-cheat so you will be banned manualy If Cheating. Good luck, and thank you!

    104.219.1.203

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP