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Good day, dear user of this Internet network, or the World Wide Web, which has spread throughout the world and received its coverage in 1991. Thanks to which we want to ask you about your dreams and desires. Didn’t such common people, who you are, of course, have desires, didn’t you dream about something? Of course, your consciousness has dreamed of someday in these difficult times, it is not easy for everyone, but the most difficult thing to find is a cozy server for the video game Minecraft, which was founded in 2009 by Marcus Person, praise Notch, and was actively distributed in 2011. And over such a long period of time, over such a long, difficult, difficult time, we created especially for you, an ideal, excellent, stunning, virulent, ambitious, and a thousand more words, the meaning of which I will understand only in a couple of years, a server on which you you will find everything! (or almost everything)Welcome to the world of abundance of RaisinCloud! How can we attract cool, fun and respectable players like you? – Our server in the vastness of Minecraft is the most brilliant, beautiful, durable, adequate project in the entire history of servers! It is on this project that you will be surrounded by stable, expensive, working, Mama Mia hosting, Voice chat which can become one of the most generous features in the field of all Minecraft projects! The new generation of the world will make you feel like Mowgli! And not only because everything will be new for you and the jungle is now completely new and pleasing to the eye, but because a cheerful, good-natured and large family will also be waiting for you! But whether there will be animals in it or not is up to you to decide.

What are our attractions? Advantages of the project? We have– Voice chat, which, along with all the advantages, is the highest degree of comfort and coziness.– No privates! – You heard right! There are no places on our server that you will not have access to! Travel around the world on our project!– Adult community! – Our community consists of seasoned, adequate and sociable homosapiens who, together with the friendly administration, offer many incredible opportunities!– New generation. – And here again you heard right! Do you want to explore the endless desert fields? Run on snow-covered ice blocks, or just jump from a mountain holding a bucket of water in your hands shouting “GERONIIMO”? Come to us! After all, only with us you can walk around one biome for half an hour, finding more and more new places, every time you get tired of thinking, do birch trees or dark oak envelop you? And it will actually turn out to be an acacia tree.– Falling stars! – And even if your dreams do not come true when entering our wonderful, magnificent project, we provide you with additional night stars that fall every night. Make a wish on the friendliest Minecraft project!– High-quality anti-cheat. – This is where you can enjoy an honest, respectable game, in the absence of terrible players who use third-party software to bypass protection or improve/simplify the game for their gameplay! Let’s go for fair play!Stable, high-quality hosting! – It is with us that quality has the highest degree of importance! And our hosting is also at the highest level and works forever 24 hours a day!

Are you still reading this?… Then go for the opportunities that this project offers, and we hope that you enjoy your time on our wonderful RaisinCloud project!