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BlockyBedBlunders

disappointing intimacy, failed intimacy, BlockyBedBlunders, uncomfortable sex, failed sexual encounter

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and unforgettable memories. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will make your jaw drop and your heart race.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where players compete in a “worst sexual experience” storytelling contest. The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for the rest of the week. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe even your character)!

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AwkwardCreeper Minecraft SMP

uncomfortable sex, Minecraft, disappointing hookup, regrettable sex, regrettable encounter

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time I accidentally set my house on fire trying to cook a steak in the furnace. Trust me, you’ll never be bored here with all the crazy shenanigans that go on, like the time we had a massive chicken parade through the village or when we all dressed up as creepers and tried to blend in with the mobs.

And hey, if you’re looking for love, you might just find it here! Just ask Steve and his pet pig, Bacon, who are inseparable ever since they met in our server’s love shack. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life!

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Trump Bros Minecraft SMP

activism, I KNEEL, freedom of speech, kneeling, peaceful protest

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show! That’s right, these llamas have built an entire civilization beneath the surface and they’re looking for new recruits to join their llama army.

But that’s not all – we also have a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own gang and are constantly causing chaos around the server. You never know when you’ll log in and find your house covered in feathers and eggs!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary diamond pickaxe that is said to have been forged by the gods themselves. Whoever wields this pickaxe is said to have the power to mine entire mountains in a single swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected – and watch out for those llamas!

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NoPayNoPlayMC

NoPayNoPlayMC, family drama, holiday home, financial burden, Communication Issues

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. No need to worry about splitting costs for holiday homes or dealing with demanding family members. Here, the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or finding diamonds in the mines.

So come join us and let’s craft away the stress together. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft mayhem instead?

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WorseningCraft SMP

high prices, costly necessities, price hikes, financial strain, budgeting challenges

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the mobs are actually the ones in charge? Well, look no further because on our server, the creepers have formed a political party and are demanding equal rights for all mobs! Join now to witness the chaos as the skeletons try to unionize and the zombies start a riot over the lack of brains in the cafeteria.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most valuable block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Diamond-Obsidian hybrid block! Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start digging for that sweet, sweet bling-obsidian!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of Herobrine, who is constantly pranking players by turning their houses upside down and filling them with chickens. But hey, who doesn’t love a good jump scare every now and then?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wild.

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BucketListCraft

Self Discovery, scuba diving, Wanderlust, world exploration, Adventure

Do you have “Join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe” on your bucket list? Well, you’re in luck because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden llama, rumored to grant wishes to those who can tame it with a bucket of lava (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move and skeletons drop sick beats. Don’t miss out on the chance to dance with the undead!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and check off “Join the most insane Minecraft server ever” from your bucket list today!

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Good Time Not Long Time

good time, Singles, Good, dating profiles, Time

u know dat feelin when u jus wanna have a good time in Minecraft but not commit to a long term relationship with a server? well dis server is da answer to all ur problems! come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans! we got pigs that can fly, diamonds raining from the sky, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ. trust me, u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? join now for a wild ride u won’t forget!

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Play.Elite-Gaming.Ro

ro, Memories, Contests, elite gaming, Romanian

A Romanian Minecraft server, we are waiting for you with great love to play and make friends

Section: Skyblock

Frequent contests, active players, we are waiting for you to form as many memories as possible!

Play.Elite-Gaming.Ro

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Bi-Fetish Minecraft Server

mmf threesome, fantasy fulfillment, sexual satisfaction, bisexual men, kink

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing hotter than our lava pits is the steamy drama between players! Join us if you’re into MMF threesomes – in Minecraft, of course! Watch your boyfriend get it on with another guy while you build the most epic castle in the land. Just remember, no touching – we’re all about the voyeuristic thrill here! So come on in and let your wildest fantasies run wild…as long as those fantasies involve pixelated blocks and not actual human contact.

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Minecraft SMP – /mjg/ – Mining Mahjong Madness

tutorial, Minecraft, signup form, smp, competitive

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner mahjong master while building epic structures? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with mahjong tutorials, M-League matches, and arts and crafts tournaments that will blow your mind! Our server is so lit, even Kaavi Fortune himself has blessed us with his presence for our 3rd tournament.

So what are you waiting for? Sign up now and get ready to experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secrets of the mjg booru while you’re at it. See you in the game, mahjong warriors! 🀄️🔥 #CrazyCraftsAndMahjongMadness

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