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BlockyFlirts

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	4604
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like a creeper explosion! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so bad, they’ll make you want to mine straight down to bedrock just to escape them! But don’t worry, our server is also filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will make you laugh so hard, you’ll accidentally punch a sheep. So come join us and see why our server is the only place where getting hit on with bad pick-up lines is actually a good thing!

The Hunterra Chronicles: Where Mods Rule, Roleplay Reigns, and Whitelist Warriors Wander!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37

Conquest of Hunterra Minecraft Server

Overview:

Step into a world where Minecraft meets a fully-fledged medieval RPG experience! The Conquest of Hunterra server offers a unique blend of immersive features that will transport you back in time.

Join us for:

Skill Progression & Tougher Enemies with custom armors, weapons, and gemstones
Modded World Generation & 12,000 New Blocks for endless building possibilities
Build Self-Governing Settlements to create and govern your own destiny

FAQ:

Question	Answer
When did the server launch?	The server launched fresh on July 19th, 2024.
What version is the server on?	The server is available on Fabric 1.20.1.
How can I join the server?	We recommend using the Modrinth launcher to join us.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, our community-focused server is whitelisted.
Where can I find the modpack?	You can download the modpack from here.
How can I join the Discord community?	Join our Discord server here.

Crafty LOLG Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3587
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for our special event where you can play as Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, Esports Fan Trundle, and Ann-Sivir-sary! Can you imagine Gragas jamming out on his barrel drums while Neeko struts her stuff in the latest cosplay fashion? It’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane builds and wacky account stats that will blow your mind. Want to see a giant chicken riding a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds? We’ve got it! Want to check out your stats and see how many times you’ve been defeated by a pack of angry llamas? We’ve got that too!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

Press A Minecraft SMP Yes/No? Final Fantasy X FULL MOVIE Continue

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1001
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	194
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of mindlessly mashing buttons to watch cutscenes in Final Fantasy 10? Do you want to escape the meandering bullshit of Al Bhed desert and the juvenile religious themes that make you want to scream? Then join our Minecraft SMP where you can create your own epic adventures and never have to deal with Seymour or Jyscal ever again!

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join, like fighting off creepers with nothing but a wooden sword or building a giant statue of a llama just because you can. Don’t waste your time on Reddit praising mediocre writing, come join us and experience true creativity and chaos like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the boring cutscenes behind and embark on a journey full of laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin!

FauxFriendship – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Have you ever been mining for diamonds with your so-called “friend” only to have them steal all the loot and run off into the sunset? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for backstabbing, betrayal, and plenty of drama as we navigate the treacherous waters of friendship in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs real friends when you can have virtual ones who will steal your diamonds and laugh in your face? Join us now for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and questionable alliances. Just remember, trust no one, especially that guy who keeps building TNT cannons outside your base.

CraftyCuisine

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimension Hops:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Zombie Dances:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a gourmet feast for your gaming taste buds!

Join us and experience the culinary delight of building your own virtual world with a side of epic adventures and a sprinkle of hilarious shenanigans. Our server is so deliciously fun that even the Ender Dragon wants a seat at our table!

So come on down and take a bite out of the best dish you’ll ever eat in Minecraft! Just be warned, our server is so addictive that you may never want to leave. Bon appétit!

Elon’s Crafty World

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Divine Spears Created:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

hey u, yea u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even elon musk’s x got in trouble for playing on it in brazil? yea, that’s right, this server is so freakin awesome that even elon musk couldn’t resist. but don’t worry, he just had to pay a lil fine and now he’s back online, ready to craft and build with the rest of us.

join us on this epic server where the mobs are so tough, they make the wither look like a baby zombie. we’ve got dungeons that will make your head spin and treasure that will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams.

plus, we’ve got the best community around. everyone is super friendly and always willing to lend a hand. so what are u waiting for? come join us on this crazy minecraft adventure and see why even elon musk couldn’t stay away.

FearCraft: SpeakEasy Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5057
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Emeralds Found:	3715
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

join our epic minecraft server where you can say WHATEVER you want without fear of judgement or backlash! we have created a safe space for all players to express themselves freely, whether you believe in building giant banana statues or think that pigs should rule the world, we’ve got you covered!

our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. from fighting off hordes of evil chickens to racing llamas through obstacle courses, there is never a dull moment on our server.

we even have a secret underground society of talking cows who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, that’s a secret you’ll have to uncover for yourself! join us today and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server. who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into next!

Adventure awaits in Avalon: The Server That’s Been Online Longer Than Most Marriages!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Minecraft Server: Avalon

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Server IP	defend.avalon.today

Overview: Avalon is an mmoRPG server in its purest form, combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. With over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline, and 14 final bosses, it offers a unique gameplay experience within the Minecraft world.

Features:

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman
NPC-based Questing
Keep Inventory enabled
14 Daily Raid Bosses with epic rewards
Dungeons
Custom Skills and Magic Spells
Co-operative Towny environment
Global Market system and Auctions
And much more!

Server Rules:

No griefing or stealing
No scamming
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense

Holy Shit Minecraft Server: Filter Wonders

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	New Chunks Explored:	104439
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	5554	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that filter out all the fun stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the wild west of Minecraft! We don’t censor anything, so you can let your creativity run wild without any restrictions.

Join us if you want to build a giant penis castle, roleplay as a sexy genderfluid robot boy, or create a virtual world where interracial french kissing is the norm. Our server is a haven for all the freaks, geeks, and weirdos who want to express themselves in the most outrageous ways possible.

So come on down to our server and let your freak flag fly high! Just remember, anything goes here, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before.

Minecraft SMP – Viral Reality Gang #1632

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7312
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for our Euro Beta Testing Edition, where you can experience “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering” in the most hilarious way possible.

Choose from a variety of VR headsets, because why settle for just one when you can have them all? And don’t forget to check out our game recommendations, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll find yourself in.

Explore our VRC screenshots by world and get lost in the madness of our game resources. From Assetto Corsa to Minecraft (Vanilla+), we’ve got everything you need to keep the fun going.

But that’s not all – join us for our regularly hosted multiplayer games, from EU Pavlov to NA Walkabout Minigolf. And don’t miss out on our VRChat events, where things get even crazier.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic Pokemon Gijinka Event or battling it out in our Idol Event. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!