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CraftyCringeLand

awkward encounters, awkward mistakes, awkward situations, blush-worthy incidents, CraftyCringeLand, cringe-worthy moments, cringeworthy anecdotes, embarrassing blunders, embarrassing memories, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing slip-ups, funny stories, humiliating experiences, humiliating gaffes, mortifying incidents, public humiliation, public mishaps, red-faced moments, shameful actions, social faux pas, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6031
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus in front of a crowd of villagers? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava instead? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the embarrassing moments and turn them into epic tales of triumph! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, unexpected adventures, and plenty of laughs. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server for your epic fails! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

CraftyLiesMC

Adulthood, Beliefs, Believed, biggest lie, Challenges, Childhood, CraftyLiesMC, Expectations, experiences, growing up, learning, Life, misconceptions, personal growth, perspective, Reality, Reflection, Self Discovery, society, Truth, wisdom

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t respawn after falling off a cliff? Well, come join our Minecraft server where death is just a minor inconvenience! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to face us. We have enchanted diamond armor for days and our players have built entire cities made out of solid gold blocks (because why not?). Join us and experience a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and you can ride pigs into battle against hordes of zombie chickens. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and start living your best blocky life!

Mythical Rib Removal – AutoFun Server

alternative lifestyle, AutoFellatio, AutoFun, bizarre rumors, body modification, Celebrity Gossip, controversial celebrity, Extreme Measures, Marilyn Manson, modern mythology, Music (Industry), Mythical, outrageous stories, plastic surgery rumors, Removal, Rib, ribs removed, rock star myths, self pleasure, Server, sexual practices, Shock Rock, shock value, tabloid rumors, urban legend

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Void Armor Forged:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Yo, ever heard of that crazy rumor that Marilyn Manson got his ribs taken out so he could suck his own d*ck? Well, that’s basically the level of insanity you can expect on this Minecraft server, except instead of self-pleasuring rockstars, we’ve got flying pigs and talking llamas! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!

NeoParadise Earth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Towny

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Votes:	6301	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

No nonsense semi-vanilla earth Geopolitics SMP. High performance server located in Australia. Seasonal events and highly engaged playerbase. No towny upkeep or P2W mechanics.

114.129.190.181:30016

Veiled MC

Abilities, armor, Custom Armor, custom enchantments, Earth, Epic, Friends, Gear, Gems, hero pets, Legendary, Minecraft, mining adventures, passive income, Pets, Prison, PRIVATE MINES, rare, Robots, Skyblock, Tokens, Upgrades, visual effects

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7896
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

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SEMI-VANILLA PRIVATES ECONOMY BUYER STORE server Minecraft

Architecture, Buyer, Community, Competitions, custom enchantments, design, Economy, Events, Ip:, magical world, Minecraft, privates, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shop, Shops, Store, Trade, wealth

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mines Excavated:	2711
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Welcome to Avalon Craft! This is a magical world where each player becomes the architect of his own destiny. Build, develop a unique economy and immerse yourself in an atmosphere of creativity and cooperation.

Server Features:

– Economy: Immerse yourself in the world of trade, create shops and accumulate wealth!

– Custom Enchantments: Unlock unique abilities like Bulldozer and Son of Thor to customize your playstyle!

– Design: Enjoy beautiful landscapes and detailed buildings.

– Community: Join friendly players and participate in events and competitions!

Connect to the server:

– Server IP: server.avaloncraft.ru

– Shop: shop.avaloncraft.ru

server.avaloncraft.ru

NEXUS [SMP]

Adventurer, Builder, collaboration, Community, creativity, Engineer, Fabric, gameplay, hermitcraft, Immersive, Live Map, Minecraft, Mods, Nexus, proximity chat, Redstone, Server, smp, teamwork, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3871
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Meteorites Collected:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

NEXUS SMP Server Overview

Details	Description
Launch Date	January 11, 2025
Server Type	Hermitcraft-Inspired Vanilla Minecraft Server
Special Features	Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay Community-Centric A Hub of Connections Fresh and New Experience Proximity Chat Live Server Map Game Enhancements
Requirements	Mic Required 18+ Only Legit Minecraft Account (Java Edition) Fabric 1.21.4 Installed

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join NEXUS SMP?	An interview is required. Join our Discord to apply.
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, players must be 18+.
What version of Minecraft is supported?	Java Edition with Fabric 1.21.4 installed.
What makes NEXUS SMP unique?	Hermitcraft-inspired gameplay, proximity chat, and a community-centric environment.
Are there quality-of-life mods on the server?	Yes, Vanilla Minecraft with quality-of-life mods for an enhanced experience.

Enchanted Grove Community 1.21.4

1.21.4, alternative living, animal husbandry, chickens, chuds, Community, community living, Enchanted, Goats, Grove, Happiness, Homesteading, Incels, magical woodland communities, mental health, off grid living, rural living, self-sufficiency, Sheep, small communities, social isolation, social outcasts, sustainable living, unconventional living arrangements

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5796
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
New Chunks Explored:	589007	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Yo, bros, listen up! If you wanna escape the chud life and become a magical woodland wizard, then join this server! We got goats, sheep, and chickens galore for you to raise and love like your own children. Trust me, it’ll make you happier than a pig in mud. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to build the ultimate farm of your dreams with your new online buddies. Let’s get this party started! 🐐🌟🐓

DadCraft: WatchYourKid Edition

aita, anger, Babysitting, cheated on mom, Conflict, DadCraft, Edition, emotionally absent father, Guilty, Marijuana, putting himself first, raising my voice, Siblings, sickle cell disease, SNACKS, spending money, spending time, strained relationship, telling my dad, video games, watch his kid, WatchYourKid

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3182
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level of blocky chaos! Join us and escape the real world where you have to babysit your siblings and deal with a cheating dad who spends all his money on snacks and weed instead of his kids.

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your little brother with sickle cell disease can play to his heart’s content without any accusations of being mean. And if your emotionally immature dad tries to guilt trip you, just build a wall of diamond blocks to keep him out!

Join us for a wild ride of guilt trips, family feuds, and virtual escapades. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Come play with us and leave the real world drama behind!

WorkSMP BoredomCraft

Boredom, BoredomCraft, Break, Chatting, daydreaming, distractions, Entertainment, hobbies, Job, Music, office, procrastination, productivity, reading, Snacking, social media, stretching, Tasks, Time management, Walking, work, WorkSMP

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Farms Harvested:	209	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2956
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our epic SMP server where we have more drama than a reality TV show. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves, starting cults worshipping chickens, and even hosting fashion shows with pixelated armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds every time you feed it a carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on our server. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

MineCraftMoneyHappiness

Contentment, emotional well being, Financial Stability, fulfillment, Happiness, happiness vs wealth, long term happiness, luxury, materialism, mental health, MineCraftMoneyHappiness, MONEY, money and happiness, money and success, personal values, possessions, satisfaction, self worth, societal pressure, success, wealth

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6309
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where money rules everything? Well, come join our Minecraft server where diamonds are the only currency and happiness is guaranteed!

On our server, you can build a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, and even have a pet creeper that gives you hugs instead of explosions.

Forget about real-world problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you have in your inventory. Join us now and experience a level of joy that can only be achieved through virtual wealth and pixelated luxury!