Cringepunk Sloprunners Minecraft Servers

Cringepunk Sloprunners

  • Crafty Creepers Den

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    Crafty Creepers Den

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more insane than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on.

    Join us if you want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a pig through a lava waterfall. Our community is filled with players who have tamed their own army of zombie villagers and ride them into battle against the evil sheep overlords.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our custom-made dungeons, where you can fight off hordes of killer bunnies armed with enchanted carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary portal to the realm of flying pigs and dancing llamas.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, if you see a player named “CreeperSlayer69,” run for the hills – they’ve been known to blow up entire villages just for fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • One Piece’s Ending Minecraft SMP

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    One Piece’s Ending Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can live out your wildest pirate dreams? Look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP inspired by the ending of One Piece!

    Join us as we sail the high seas, battle fearsome sea monsters, and search for the legendary One Piece treasure. But be warned, the waters are treacherous and filled with other players looking to claim the treasure for themselves.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical genie.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our One Piece-inspired Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the next Pirate King!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ChubbyCraft – Dad vs Coach

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    ChubbyCraft – Dad vs Coach

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

    Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

    Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyLifeGoals

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    CraftyLifeGoals

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where the only excitement comes from accidentally stepping on a Lego? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks.

    Join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom, where you can tame dragons, ride unicorns, and have epic dance parties with friendly creepers. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated paradise of our server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best life in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NaziCraft: Remove the Memes

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    NaziCraft: Remove the Memes

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we build monuments to honor all the victims of communism! But watch out, some peeps wanna remove over 330 names cuz they think they linked to Nazis and fascists. But we say NO WAY, those peeps just misunderstood the assignment! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy builds, and maybe even uncover some secret underground bunkers full of treasure (and maybe some skeletons, oops)! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and show those haters who’s boss! #CommunismIsCool #NazisAreNotWelcome #MinecraftMadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Barnacle Breaker: Anti-Bac Adventures

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    Barnacle Breaker: Anti-Bac Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, imagine this, right? you join this crazy minecraft server and you’re like whoa, what is happening here? well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a barnacle-inspired synthetic polymer, just stickin’ to ya like crazy. but get this, it’s not just stickin’ to ya, it’s loosening bacteria from their moorings, like human tissue and industrial pipes.

    i know, right? sounds insane, but it’s true. and get this, this discovery could lead to a whole new way to design antibiotics. like, who knew playing minecraft could lead to curing diseases and stuff?

    so come join this server, where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are wild. you never know what crazy discoveries you might stumble upon. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of something that could change the world? so what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Inchworm SMP: Where slimefun and towny make for a weirdly fun time plus you gotta be at least 16+

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    Inchworm SMP: Where slimefun and towny make for a weirdly fun time plus you gotta be at least 16+

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview
    New SMP server with plugins like Dynmap
    No official launch, join anytime
    16+ age requirement
    Hosted in Germany, running on 1.20.6 Paper

    FAQ

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: Yes, there are rules listed on our Discord server. Please join to see the full list of rules.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to the server?

    A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends as long as they meet the age requirement and follow the rules.

    Q: Are there any banned items or blocks on the server?

    A: There is a banned items list on our Discord server to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

    Q: Is there a limit on the number of players allowed on the server?

    A: As of now, there is no specific player limit, but we may adjust it in the future based on server performance.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Join our Discord server for more information and the server IP address to start playing.

    Q: Can I suggest new plugins or features for the server?

    A: Yes, we welcome suggestions from our players to improve the server experience. Please share your ideas on our Discord server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

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    Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and play alongside famous celebrities like Beyonce, Elon Musk, Kim Kardashian, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, and even the Queen of England! That’s right, they all play on our server and you can too!

    But that’s not all, our server is so wild that you might just run into a herd of rainbow-colored llamas riding on top of flying pigs! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TikTok Minecraft SMP Madness

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    TikTok Minecraft SMP Madness

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, build towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in our weekly llama racing competitions (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry though, Steve’s pranks are all in good fun…we think.

    So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win exclusive in-game prizes. Plus, our server owner is a TikTok sensation who promises to livestream all the chaos and hilarity for your viewing pleasure. And hey, if you’re feeling generous, maybe throw a few emeralds their way so they can quit their day job and focus on entertaining you full-time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky flying squids…they tend to have a bit of a temper.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP